Normally speaking, the appearance, body shape, and mentality of a cultivator are basically different according to the difference in upholding the Tao. Just like Fahai, who was so angry that he wanted to die on the swing, he practiced the Angry Eyes Vajra, Punishment
Evil promotes good, hates evil as much as hatred, is upright and domineering, brave and good at fighting, so she has a strong body and fierce eyebrows. Another example is the little green hat, she is innocent, transparent and lively, always happy and joyful, so she always maintains the state of a child.
, this will still be the case even after a hundred or a thousand years. Of course, some monks' bodies, appearances and Taoist minds will have different situations, such as taking possession of their bodies, reincarnation, errors in cultivation, obsession, changes in mood... In short, ordinary
For monks, their Taoist mind persists, and their appearance, body shape, and mental age often never change - among them, according to the "Third Revised Version of the Recommended Age Standards for the Taoist Mind of the Sanqing Sect", the mental age is now based on the physiological characteristics of the human race.
The standards are generally divided into several levels: children, teenagers and girls, young men and women, middle-aged men and women, and elderly men and women.
"Determining mental age? It's interesting." Birdman was sitting on a hillside, watching the happy lives of relatives and friends living in Qinniao Mountain. "Start with us first. Girl, what is your mental age?"
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"17!" Swing said, "This girl is always 17 years old. To be more specific, she is 17 years and 11 months."
"Why 17 years old? What do you mean by 11 months?" Birdman didn't understand, "Why are you not an adult yet?"
"You're right before you reach adulthood. This girl will always be a young flower in bud," Zhuqian said with a smile. "Think about it, a girl will become an adult in one month. You can see the youthful vitality at this moment, and also
From the immature beauty of the buds, from the gaps in the petals, you can infer the brilliance of adulthood when it truly blooms. This state of being about to bloom is the best! This feeling of having expectations is incomparable! This book
The girl is 17 years and 11 months old!”
"Tch~" Birdman sneered at the swing's statement, "I mean, girl, I'm not asking about your best age, I'm asking about your current state."
"That's also 17 years and 11 months." Shuqian was lying purely and unreasonably, "Anyway, she was 17 years and 11 months. Stop talking nonsense. This girl is a nine-tailed fox. She is good at illusions and can sense people's hearts.
He has the strongest ability, can accurately judge mental age, and speaks with absolute authority. Don’t you accept it? I will kill you, believe it or not!? Crow Jing, let alone this girl, what about you? How old is your Daoxin? As far as I know
Come on, you have to be 29 years old."
"Why?" Birdman was puzzled, "Why am I so old? I am also a 17-year-old energetic young man!"
"Forget it, how can there be such a shameless, undignified, pretentious, dirty and shameless young man like you?" Shuqian said, "The reason why I say you are 29 years old is because the human race has a saying called 'standing at thirty', which means
At the age of thirty, you have achieved something, started a family and started a career. Hey, Dad, where is your home? Where is your career? So I can only be 29 years old~" This girl had a face of disappointment and contempt when she spoke, and was very rude to her father.
"You little fox bastard! Do you look down on your father and me like that?! I..." Youxin opened his mouth to argue, but unfortunately Crow didn't have much to say. After all, he didn't even have a wife until now. He had been living as a gangster and he really didn't have a family.
Liye. "Okay, okay, just 29 when you are 29."
Next, it's everyone else's turn.
The birdman pointed at Lang Jing, who was busy around the autumn bird tree, "How old is he?"
"Brother Baoyu?" Zhuqian thought for a moment, "He must be younger than you, dad. He is a little passionate, has ideals, and has high aspirations, but he also doesn't know where he comes from. He always likes to take care of others. He is about 26 years old.
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"Where is Jiucai Feng?" Crow Crow said, "She is a little person now, not even a child, right?"
"Daoxin's age does not depend on his height." The little fox said, "That guy from Jiucai Feng has lived a long life, but he is still as unstable as a girl, has a lively temper, and loves to play and make trouble. There are always some adolescents.
She has strange thoughts and likes to play music. I think her Taoist age is only 20 years old."
"Where's the parrot?"
"26." Zhuqian said, "Although that parrot often pretends to be old-fashioned, it doesn't look like that at all. Instead, it looks like a young man who likes to brag and talk big. He is 26 years old, so he is very suitable."
Birdman turned his gaze to the river and saw Wan Sheng transforming into his true form of a blue dragon and lying down by the river. Bai Xi'er and Cao Yu were beside him. The three of them seemed to be chatting, "Isn't Sister Wan Sheng's 'age' very old?"
"It's not very big." Swing thought for a moment, "It must be 30 years old."
"Where's Xi'er?"
"31 years old."
"Kusuha?"
"30 years old."
"They are all over 30 years old~" Birdman said, "Then if one day I marry Sister Wan Sheng, wouldn't it be considered a sister-brother relationship?"
"I think too much, it won't happen that day," Zhuqian said, "The three of them are relatively mature, and I always take care of them unconsciously when I'm around them."
Crow moved his eyes again and looked at Songping and Hu Weiwei who were working in the fields, "How about those two?"
"Songping is honest and mellow, neither arrogant nor impetuous. He is at least 36 years old." Zhuqian said, "Dahua brother is about the same age as me, 17 years old." But Huweiwei doesn't like to play around, is gentle and stable, and is a calm big boy.
At this time, Xuan Yuanzi, Chi You, Guo Duan, Huang Ji, Qu Guan, Si Jiang, and Wang Rong returned from practicing. The birdman pointed at them and said, "How are these martial arts practitioners?"
The swing said: "Xuan Yuanzi 27, Chi You 26, Guo Duan 46, Huang Ji 34, Qu Guan 17, Sijiang 16."
"No wonder Lang Jing calls Guo Duan 'sir'. He is 46 years old. He is not of the same generation as Xuan Yuanzi and others." Birdman said, "Hey? Where is Wang Rong? How old is Brother Wang?"
"I'm thinking," Zhuqian said, "Wang Rong's character is similar to Songping, a reincarnation of a banyan tree and a pine spirit. But it's not appropriate to say that she is in her 30s, because she is a bit childish. 22 years old, 22 years old
Bar."
When Wang Rong and others returned, Ye Yi, Tian Xiaoya and the children immediately ran over to greet them. The children jumped around the adults and had a great time.
"How big is Noyo? How many little ducks are there?"
"Yeye 21, Little Duck 19." Swing said the children's mental ages by the way, "Yinmugui and Langhui Chongxiang are 14 years old, Xiaolu is 5 years old, and Awang and Ada are 3 years old.
Bian Mu, Shi Qi, and Heng Miao have not yet determined their Taoist hearts and cannot judge. Brother Bai Dizi 16. "There is a problem here, that is, Hu Dahua is Tian Xiaoya's sworn brother, but here on the swing
, on the contrary, he is bigger than a duck. The reason is that Hu Dahua always acts like a frustrated younger brother in front of crows and little foxes, and he is usually quite mature.
Today the crow and the little fox came back. Pohe specially asked someone to prepare a banquet to welcome them. Qiyun and Yingying came over and asked Sijiang, Yeyi and others to help serve the dishes. When they saw the birdman and the swing sitting on the hillside, they
I said hello specially.
"How about Qiyun and Cherry?"
"Qiyun has a lot of experience and is relatively older, 25 years old. Cherry is a willful little girl, 18 years old."
Fengyi and Luanying also came back. They brought Shiji and Pohe in for a dinner. Henggongyu, sky-stealing rat, red flame beast and Longpo also came in one after another.
The three immortals of Chechi and the twelve ghosts of Xiong'e are also there.
Swing pointed at everyone and said: "Feng Yi is 29 years old, Luanying is 24 years old, Sister Shiji is 42 years old, Old Monster is 64 years old, Old Yu is 68 years old, Old Uncle Liang is 58 years old, Chi Ye is 65 years old, Long Po is 65 years old, Zi Wu is 27 years old,
Tiger power is 36, deer power is 34, sheep power is 34, Xiong'e is 30..."
"Where are Beibei and Yunbei?" Birdman has not forgotten the two girls who are not here.
"Sister Yunbei is 29, Beibei is 22."
"Hey!" Crow suddenly had an idea, "How much brocade is there?"
"Sister Youjin must be 35 years old. As a rich woman, she must be older." Zhuqian said, "Dad, hurry up and marry Sister Youjin back. Then we will have one more person to eat.
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Mentioning the subject of "freedom", Birdman asked again: "Don't forget Zhizhi and Huihui."
"Zhizhi~21~Huihui~22."
After all, Swing and Birdman "arranged" the ages of Daoxin for the members of Qiutiao Mountain respectively. At this time, the banquet was also set for the dinner, and Little Green Riding Hood rode her companion Xiaobai over.
Called the crow and the little fox. After answering the little cuckold, the birdman asked the swing: "Xiao Bai, what are the mental ages of Dabai and Jiujiu?"
"The little white (wolf) is 18 years old, the big white (deer) is 21 years old, and the chirp (bird) is 19 years old."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, he's already an adult, older than you, who is 17 years and 11 months old." Birdman said, "On the whole, he looks relatively young. Huh? What do you think A Zuo's mental age is?"
"Hey, hey, hey...even me, am I included?" A Zuo said, "I don't need the little fox to make random arrangements for me."
"You don't need to use it? Who do you think you are!" said Shuqian, "Let me think about it, A Zuo's mental age is a bit messy, sometimes 18, 19, sometimes 30, 40, it's really hard to say, I want
Think about it carefully."
"Go, go, go! You don't need to think about it." Yu Asaku hurriedly wrote, "This volume is over. I'm busy preparing the next volume. I don't want to listen to you~" After that, Asaku ran away.