In the morning, the crisp chirping of birds came from outside the house, which disturbed the swing who had not yet woken up and had enough sleep. He pulled his tail to cover his head, thinking of sleeping for a while. But...
"Chirp, chirp~ chirp, chirp~"
The cry got louder and louder, and got closer, and finally it was in front of the little fox. Swing frowned in anger, and opened his sleepy eyes to look, "Little Green! Why is it you?! Why are you trying to imitate a bird?"
Yell?!" He reached out and pinched the little cuckold's cheek, and the little fox angrily yelled: "Sister, I'm sleeping, why are you disturbing me?!"
The little cuckold replied: "Oh~ Sister Swing, please don't pinch the little cuckold~ It hurts so much. Something happened at my mother-in-law's house, and it was Aunt Shiji who asked the little green hat to come find Sister Swing and Brother Birdman."
"What happened?" The swing turned over and stood up, "Is there a fight? Hehehe, I like to watch fights the most! Are Sister Shiji and the old monster scratching each other? Hahaha... That's great!" The little fox didn't ask any questions.
It's clear. I'm happy to change my clothes.
When she was about to go out, she came back and said, "No! I have to take my father with me. If the fight is too fierce and innocent people are hurt, I have to use my father to block the robbery." She was really filial and ran away.
Go to the crow's house and drag him away.
"What are you doing? What are you doing!?" Birdman didn't wake up at this point and was very confused, "What are you doing! It's so early in the morning, are you crazy!?"
"Let's go, dad, there's something going on in the old monster's house, let's go, let's go!"
Hearing the commotion, the crow quickly got up and went next door with the swing and the little green hat. However, when they entered the tavern, no one was found fighting, but the atmosphere was very unusual. The usually noisy and lively room was particularly quiet today, and all the monsters were there.
Sitting upright, he bowed his head in silence in his seat, not daring to move. Po He was still normal, still smoking, drinking and watching TV. Shi Ji was a little unnatural and looked slightly bad. Qi Yun and others were also a little at a loss.
, standing at the entrance of the back hall and not daring to come out.
"What's going on?" Birdman and Swing walked in with a big show, "Why aren't you talking? Are you so quiet? What? The God of Plague has come, and you are too scared to speak?" The two idiots laughed loudly at the monsters.
Looking around the hall, when his eyes glanced at a certain sofa, he was stunned and immediately understood why the monsters were so quiet.
On the sofa, sitting impressively is Yang Jian, the great god of justice, Lei Zhenzi, the acting chief god of the Ministry of Thunder, and Nezha, the great god of the three altars of the sea. Okay! He is not the "God of Plague", but he is much stronger than the God of Plague! Moreover, different
As in the past when several big shots came here, Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi looked particularly ugly today, obviously angry. Erlang Shen's third eye turned out to be...
It is about to open up, and its power is about to show. Lei Zhenzi is similar, with tiny purple electricity coiled around him, sparks flying from time to time, and powerful spiritual energy fluctuations - he is already ugly, and this will make him even more ugly, which is really scary.
Nezha is nothing. He still looks like a playful boy. He drinks wine and plays games at other times. He is very relaxed and is the only voice in the whole tavern.
"Something's wrong! Run!" Seeing that the situation was not good, the crow and the little fox turned around and were about to leave. Unfortunately, someone had already blocked the door.
The Black Dragon Prince Ao Jie smiled and said: "Where are you going? Birdman, swing, why are you leaving right after you come in?"
"Black Loach, get out of here and let us out!" The birdman pulled Ao Jie and struggled to leave the tavern, "Quick, quick, quick, we have an emergency! We can't stay here!"
"Don't be impatient~ Let's go and sit at Zhenjun's place." Ao Jie and another female member of the special team escorted the bird man and the swing to Erlang Shen, "Sit, sit down. You are lucky today, Zhenjun treats you.
You can eat or drink whatever you want, just say whatever you want."
"Bah! Can I eat and drink?!" Birdman secretly scolded Ao Jie, "What? Eat without a head? What do you mean? What's going on with Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi? Their faces are as black as the bottom of a pot.
Yeah, who messed with them?"
Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi glared at the crow, snorted coldly, said nothing, picked up the glass and took a sip of wine, put it down gently, and then took a long breath, just like the "heavy breath" before killing, with a sense of
The unspeakable fear frightened the crow and the little fox. Nezha glanced at Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi, smiled, and asked the birdman: "Crow, didn't you read yesterday's news?"
"What news?" Birdman asked, "I never watch the news. The TV is controlled by the little fox. She always watches breeding programs and food programs."
"Hahaha..." Ao Jie said, "That's no wonder. Yesterday, the nine-day semi-public trial about Yaochi ended. The result made Zhenjun Erlang and Lord Lei Zhenzi very angry."
"What's wrong?" Swing said, "What's the result?"
"The result is 'no results'." Nezha said, "The Tiantiao Department determined that all the crimes were committed by Xuanniiao, who had already lost his soul. No one else in Yaochi was responsible at all."
"Ah? How could this happen?" Shuqian said, "Obviously the three eyes before... ahem, I mean Mr. Erlangshen said in many press conferences that there is conclusive evidence to prove that the Queen Mother, Qingniao and other Yaochi fairies participated in violating the rules of heaven.
Their actions will definitely get them the punishment they deserve. I remember at that time Three Eyes said there were 129,600 crimes, how could it be possible that none of them are true?"
"There are many charges, but they are not established." Ao Jie said, "Our special task force of the Ministry of Justice and the Lei Department have indeed collected 129,600 charges, and they were really confident before the trial, thinking that they would be able to bring all the charges including
The fairies in Yaochi, including the Queen Mother, are to be dealt with.
, But, alas~ we lost! What a miserably defeat!" The Black Dragon Prince looked at the monsters around him and motioned for them to leave. If they encountered an amnesty, the monsters ran away in a hurry. Ao Jie continued: "Master Wen Zhong is in charge of the trial, the Jade Emperor, Dong
Emperor Hua, Emperor Liuyu, Sanqing, and Two Buddhas
, Empress Nuwa, Emperor Fuxi, Emperor Huangdi, Emperor Shennong, Tenth Palace Yama and other prominent figures from the three realms heard the trial. The formation was huge, it can be said that it has never been seen in ancient times. We and other judicial gods were greatly encouraged and felt that if we could be here
In this case, defeat Yaochi and
If this case is completed, it will definitely change the current trend of gods in the three realms not respecting the rules of heaven. There are 129,600 crimes! For each of them, our special team and the gods of the Lei Department are working day and night.
The large amount of evidence collected! It can no longer be described as foolproof.
! It is absolutely certain to succeed! Moreover, we conducted many rehearsals and predictions before the trial. We believe that relying on our judicial gods’ understanding of Tiantiao, we can use these evidences to win Yaochi with full confidence. No matter what we say, there will be no mistakes.
.However, with Guanyin Bodhisattva as the leader, the three
When a luxurious legal team composed of the immortals from the First Academy of the Qing Dynasty and the Buddhas from the Ten Thousand Buddhas Pagoda of the Pure Land appeared on the scene, everything went wrong. What we, the justice gods, have always been most proud of is the defense of Tian Tiao
We are familiar with each other, but in front of the immortals from the First Academy of the Sanqing Sect, we
Their pride has been severely shattered. They can explain from beginning to end, from top to bottom, from left to right, from inside to outside, from cause to effect, and from all aspects our inappropriate use of the rules of heaven, telling us
Speechless, tongue-tied, unable to express my thoughts; Ten Thousand Buddhas in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss
Although the Buddhas in the pagoda are not as familiar with the rules of heaven as the immortals of the Sanqing Dynasty, they are eloquent and eloquent. With their eloquence, they made us dizzy and our spirits collapsed. After nine days of trial, we, the justice gods, were angry.
I’ve fainted for more than a dozen times, and I haven’t left the intensive care unit yet.”
"Oh~ That's it~" Birdman could imagine what it would be like for a group to have spent years preparing for something that failed miserably. It was understandable that Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi were so angry.
Shuqian said: "Three Eyes and Chou Lei Gong didn't say anything? With their power, it should be easy to scare the immortals of the Three Pure Ones and Ten Thousand Buddhas of Bliss, right?"
"Oh, how can that be impossible?" Ao Jie said, "What kind of person is Guanyin Bodhisattva? She has already considered everything. She invited Master Yuding and Master Yun Zhongzi to join the legal team. The two great gods couldn't do anything. Besides,
The two adults want to defeat Yaochi in an upright and fair manner, how can they intimidate each other?"
"Hehehe..." Birdman smiled, "It's interesting."
"You're still laughing! It's interesting!" Ao Jie said angrily, "The reason why no one in Yaochi was hurt is that the main problem is still you. At the court hearing, the main focus of the Yaochi side's argument was that 'everything is a black bird'
What you did to deceive your superiors and conceal your actions
"All responsibilities are Xuanniao's responsibility. If you hadn't burned Xuanniao to death and died without any evidence, it wouldn't be like this." The wonderful thing about this "soul is scattered" is that no matter what the crime is, it is useless, the person is dead, and the crime is no longer the same.
What does it matter?
"It's useless if I don't burn Xuanniao to death. Even if she is alive, she will have a strong mouth and resist all responsibilities." Birdman said, "Unless you search for the soul."
"That's right!" Yang Jian, who had been silent, grabbed the crow, "My special team has the right to search for souls, but it's you, the bastard, who helped them escape their guilt! It's all your bastard! We, the justice gods,
All my hard work is ruined in your hands!"
There has been no place to vent the anger for the past nine days. Today, I finally have a punching bag. Erlang Shen pinched the crow and slapped it out with his mouth as if for free. "Papa, papa," the clear slap echoed throughout the tavern.
gluttonous
The Tie Tavern was far away. In the end, Lei Zhenzi couldn't help it anymore and joined the beating team, kicking the bird man hard. The beaten crow wanted to beg for mercy, but there was no time for him to speak, so he was beaten unilaterally.
It's miserable.
"Hey! Erlang Shen, Lei Zhenzi, what are you doing! You are the God of Justice! How could you treat my father like this! Stop it!" Swing said angrily, "You are the God of Justice, how can you know the law and break it? Let me go!
father!"
"What's wrong with me knowing the law and breaking the law? Just let 'them' know the law and break the law, but why can't we do it!" Yang Jian shouted, "If you don't accept it, go find someone to arrest me!" Yang Jian never expected that the immortals and gods would
The force of joining together to deal with them, the three departments of justice, was so great that it was far beyond his expectation, so much so that he was so angry that he lost his mind.
"Uh..." Swing Qian was speechless, "Then... okay, let's fight, you can fight as much as you want, but you will have to keep the medical expenses later. Remember, just give me the medical expenses, hehe." After that, Xiao
The fox raised his hand happily, "Sister Qiyun, serve me some good dishes. Yang Erlang is treating you today. I don't need to spend any money. I want to order one hundred and eight dishes! Oh, you can eat for free."