"Jade Shangxian, can we call you Birdman Brother?" Jinjiao and Yinjiao had a very good impression of the crow and the little fox, hoping to get closer to each other. "Swing Girl, can we call you Swing Sister?"
"Isn't it appropriate?" Shuqian said, "You are the second generation of immortals. Isn't it a bit of a loss to be called brothers to little monsters like us?"
"No way~" Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao said, "Sister Swing Qian is not a little monster. Not long ago, an illusory karma fire shook the three realms and six realms in Penglai Island. Countless immortals, demons, gods and ghosts were amazed by your strange spells. They praised you as 'the strongest in the three realms'."
"Illusion monk', to be able to be related to a powerful female monk like you, we are climbing high, how can we fall down?"
"Oh, oh, oh, oh," when the two second-generation fairies said this, the little fox quickly tied his tail to his father's arm, "Dad, I'm going to fly~ I'm going to float~ I'm going to float happily~ Ouch
Oh, oh, oh, am I so famous~? Oh my god, have I become a celebrity? Oh, oh, I didn’t expect that my big swing will become famous one day! That’s great~!”
"You're really worthless." Birdman scolded, "Why don't I just praise you, why are you so excited?"
Jinjiao and Yinjiao continued: "Brother Birdman is not ordinary. The nine crows are resurrected, and the sun rises above the sun, so that the flames of the yang karma fire look down on the heroes of the three realms. All the monks of all spirits praise Brother Birdman's power...
"Another compliment.
"Oh, oh, oh," Bird Man was just like his daughter. He felt as if he was about to fly when he heard the compliments. "How can I say that? How can I, the Jade Bird Man, be so strong?"
Ah, hahaha..."
In just a few words, the two idiots were completely "defeated". Let alone calling themselves brothers with Golden Horn and Silver Horn, they could even directly sworn sworn brothers. "Two great kings, from today on, you are the brothers of our father and daughter.
From now on, we will share the blessings and bear the hardships! If you violate your oath, you will be punished by heaven and earth!"
"Okay! Let's share the blessings, and we will bear the troubles... Huh? Isn't that right?" The two immortals were about to follow what the crow and the little fox said, but they soon discovered a problem, "Brother Birdman, Sister Swing
, what you said..."
"Oh, don't worry about those details~"
Birdman and Swing waved their hands and ignored the question. Jinjiao and Yinjiao looked at each other, chuckled and said nothing.
After chatting for a while, Swing brought up the subject of chasing Princess Iron Fan and her son again, and asked: "Two great kings, I have something to ask you."
"Sister Swing, please tell me."
"According to your wishes, there may be a fight in a while, so the question is," Zhuqian said, "Can we take a heavy blow and kill Princess Iron Fan and Little Hong Boy directly?"
"Of course not~!" Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao said, "Those are our senior sisters and little nephews, how can they be beaten to death directly!"
"As expected." Birdman said, "I don't think it's appropriate either. After all, we still have some friendship with Little Hong Boy."
"That's right," Zhuqian said, "Xiao Honghai and I are barely classmates."
Jin Jiao said: "Senior Sister Iron Fan and Nephew Red Boy have more than this. If nothing else, the power of Nine Suns in Red Boy's body comes from Brother Birdman. If not, Master would not let him.
Let’s ask you two to help.”
"Forget it~" Swing said, "The Supreme Master just thinks that we are easy to bully, and he doesn't dare to secretly detain Little Red Boy, why doesn't he invite Nezha? Nezha is obviously not afraid of the power of fire. You gods, just pick it up
Little monsters like us who have no background can be bullied, it is so cruel and inhumane."
"Hehehe..." Yinjiao said, "Sister Shuqian, don't say that. How could my master bully the two of you? My master has expressed his love for the two of you many times. If it weren't for the fact that the two don't like to join the sect, master
I will definitely be willing to take you two as my disciples."
"It's not uncommon to be the disciple of the Supreme Master." Birdman said, "There are no serious people in your Sanqing sect. Except for Jiang Shang, Li Xuan, Zhang Liang and others, the others are all bad guys with no good intentions. Especially the Sanqing sect.
Yiyan and Chou Lei Gong, they are the worst! The most bastards!" The crow has not forgotten the beating he suffered from the two great justices before. "The same goes for Li Laosan, a little bully. If I hadn't been afraid that I wouldn't be able to beat him, I would
I must give him a good beating!"
Shuiqian said: "Speaking of Li Xuan, what's going on with the 'Eight Immortals' recently? You're not looking for trouble with Yao Chi, are you?"
"No." Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao said, "It is said that Senior Brother Zhong Liquan, Senior Brother Li Xuan and others are in the underworld and hang around the Naihe Bridge every day, as if they hope to find out from the Six Paths of Reincarnation whether the three 'Eight Immortals' are reincarnated." Including.
Chunyang Taoist, King Shiji and Xiangzi, the three "Eight Immortals" died unexpectedly.
"In the underworld? Why didn't we watch?" Shuqian said, "We just came back from the underworld not long ago."
Birdman said: "It's better to stay bored in the underworld for a while, at least you can avoid conflicts with Yaochi."
"Master thinks so too." Jin Jiao said, "The Great God Blue Bird became very manic because of the 'death' of the Great God Black Bird, and he is very hostile to those who participated in the battle in Shendu. He might do something."
"Hmph~" said Shuqian, "To be honest, the fairies of Yaochi are really a bit ungrateful. As priests in heaven, they know the law and break the law, and manipulate the fate of small mortal countries. It's fine if they are not punished. How dare they not be satisfied? How dare they
revenge
, I..." The little fox wanted to say something harsh, but suddenly the Queen Mother whom he had just met not long ago appeared in his mind, and he immediately suppressed the harsh words, "The Queen Mother has already realized her mistake, and they are her subordinates.
Why are you still not convinced?"
"Yes, what happened to the Daughter Kingdom and the Lion-Tul Kingdom alone is terrible. They should be severely punished." Birdman said, "The Daughter Kingdom may be Yaochi's mistake. They didn't expect that there would be demons who would take advantage of their legacy.
'Insulting the people and doing such dirty and abominable things
Of course, no matter how you talk about the affairs of the Lion and Camel Kingdom, you can't wash away your sins. The fairies are guilty. Alas~ Yaochi sacrificed many people for the so-called "women's cause", including both men and many women. If they are reincarnated,
After careful calculation, I don’t know if the effect is too great or too great.”
"Whether it's merit or demerit, who dares to talk about it anymore." Zhuqian said, "The more important the event, the less detailed it is. This was the case when Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the sky, it was the same in the subsequent Tongtian River battle, and it is the same in today's Shendu battle.
.The great gods and great immortals are nobler than ordinary monsters. I don’t accept it.
No." The little fox turned to look at Jinjiao and Yinjiao, "Including you two guys, when you went to the mortal world to make monsters and caused a mess, you were not punished in the end? Huh! It's a pity that I'm not the one.
Jade Emperor, otherwise I will have to kill you two!"
"..." Jinjiao and Yinjiao shrugged and spread their hands, speechless.
The birdman echoed the swing and said, "That's right! You two are also sinners and deserve to be beaten! Girl, don't talk nonsense with them. Let's do justice for heaven and steal their treasure!" Doing justice for heaven is not important, grabbing the treasure is the purpose.
"Yes, grab their treasures! The gourds, fans, swords, ropes, and bottles are all ours!" Swing pointed angrily at the two second-generation immortals, "Hey! King Golden Horn, King Silver Horn, accept justice.