Zombies are born from the grievances of the world and the bad luck. They are immortal, immortal, and immortal. They are abandoned by the three realms of heaven, earth, and man, and are left outside the six realms of living beings. They are wandering and homeless... (seems to be from a web game advertisement on the Internet)
"Xiao Lei, set up the formation!" the old Taoist priest ordered, "Heaven and earth borrow the law, Taishang Laojun is as urgent as the law!" The red lines that had been laid out on the ground shone with the Taoist priest's talismans. After a few breaths, the formation was completed.
It's complete, except that a piece is missing in the southwest corner.
"Master, the corner of the formation is lost!" The little Taoist priest named Xiao Lei was extremely anxious. He was clearly intact just now, so why did he suddenly disappear?
"What!" The old Taoist priest looked back and saw that the evil energy rushed in through the gap in the southwest corner and directly entered the zombie's body. The zombie's strength greatly increased and he hit the Taoist priest with a palm. "Ah!" The Taoist priest vomited blood and was already certain to die. "Little
Lei, run quickly, you can't beat it, run quickly."
"Master!"
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Not far from the "fighting" scene, there were two people "watching the show" furtively.
"Huh? Why did you lose? You lost too quickly. Dad, the Taoist priest lost." Swing said while eating snacks.
"He will definitely lose." Birdman said, "His apprentice was deceived by the female ghost and deliberately put less pieces when setting up the formation. How could he not lose?"
"What should we do? Shall we take action?" Swing was actually reluctant because the zombie looked disgusting.
"What are you busy with?" Birdman said, "I think everyone in this town has karma, and they probably did some bad things. In that case, let the zombies have fun first, and then kill a few people."
"Then what are we doing now?" Swing asked.
"We will go to town tomorrow to find out what evil deeds 'they' have done." Birdman said.
The next day, early in the morning, each of the Birdman Swings transformed into a Taoist priest and walked into Qidaoquanzi Town from the main road. Before they entered the town, many people rushed out and knelt in front of them to pray for the two to catch monsters. The Birds and Swings looked at each other.
A look, a smile, and a few words to send everyone away.
After wandering around the town for a long time, the two of them accidentally saw an "acquaintance", Xiao Lei. "Oh, this guy didn't die last night?"
Of course, Xiao Lei was not dead, and his master used his last mana to drive away the zombies. The young man was exhausted physically and mentally, and dragged his master's body back to the town, hoping to buy a coffin for burial. Unfortunately, the owner of the coffin shop thought he had little money and refused to trade.
"You, you! How despicable you were when my master was alive, and now! Actually!" Xiao Lei was too young after all, so he got angry and started fighting with others. As a result, he couldn't beat four hands with two fists... It was miserable.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you deserve it. Who told you that you have no money?" Birdman walked up to Xiao Lei and mocked, "You and your master are also stupid. If you catch ghosts without collecting a deposit first, you deserve to die without a burial place."
"What did you say! What did you say!" Xiao Lei was furious and stood up to question the birdman. Unfortunately, his body hurt and he fell to the ground and fainted.
"Haha." Birdman smiled, grabbed a handful of soil, kneaded the magic power into it, rolled out a ball, and fed it to Little Lei. Birdman is a big monster after all, and it is "so easy" to treat such a small injury.
","Little brother Are, are you ok?"
"Ah!" After taking the medicine, Xiao Lei woke up with a start. He felt heat rushing through his body. Not only was he completely uninjured, but he also felt like he was invincible. "You, you, which senior are you?"
"Hehe, I don't dare to be a senior, I'm a poor Taoist..." Birdman touched his chin and thought for a long time, "Wait a minute, I'll make up a better Taoist name for you."
"..." Xiao Lei was speechless.
"I am a bird, I can fly, I can enter the clouds, hmm~~~ah! I thought of it!" said the birdman, "I am a neutron in the clouds! Hahaha, I am Amitabha, hahaha..."
"..." Xiao Lei was speechless again.
After chatting and joking for a while, Birdman helped Xiao Lei bury the old Taoist priest, and then walked together to the East Village, where it is said that the zombies first appeared.
"Senior, although I don't know which sect you are from, I still want to remind you that the zombies are very powerful." Xiao Lei introduced, "Zombies gather the grievances of the world and the world and are born from bad luck. They are immortal, immortal, and immortal.
Abandoned outside the six realms of sentient beings, wandering and homeless. Copper skin and iron bones, extremely powerful..." The young man did a good job in his homework and almost explained all the characteristics of zombies.
"Dad Crow." Swing behind the birdman asked in a low voice, "Zombies are really outside the Three Realms and Six Paths?"
"Idiot! My name is Yun Zhongzi now, do you understand? Don't call me Crow!" Birdman scolded, "Zombies are indeed outside the Three Realms and Six Paths."
"Wow, he's so handsome!" Swing exclaimed. "He's beyond the Three Realms and Six Paths. He's so awesome."
"It's so awesome." Birdman said, "How powerful is a 'black household'? There is no 'ID card', no 'social security', no 'provident fund', nothing, not even the qualifications to apply for the 'minimum living allowance', how can
How awesome is it? If you die, it will be difficult to enter reincarnation, so how awesome is it? It’s miserable.”
"???" Swing Qian thought for a while, "Here I go, Daqing Beyond the Three Realms and Six Paths turns out to mean 'black household'? Oh, I thought it had some arrogant characteristics."
"Hehe, that's right." Birdman said, "There are quite a few of them in our newly built Jinhua District. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so miserable. They are often discriminated against. Even the simplest things like 'moving bricks' and 'sweeping the floor' are...
No one hires them for any work, most of them are begging for food, it’s miserable~”
"..." Xiao Lei on the side felt that maybe he was overly sad and had mental problems due to the death of his master, otherwise he would never have met two Taoist priests who were talking nonsense.
The East Village is neither far nor close, and we have to climb two mountains on the way. Coincidentally, just halfway through, it rained heavily, and the three of them "had to" hide in an ancient nunnery in the mountains to cross Bai'an.
"Three donors, please have tea." The old nun in the nunnery greeted the bird man and the others politely.
"Senior, be careful." Xiao Lei said cautiously, "There is something wrong with this tea."
"Is there a problem?" Swing looked at it and said, "No problem, it's just ordinary Yinzhong tea. The water is the poorest Xuanyin well water. Although the quality is not good, there is no problem."
Xiao Lei looked at the nuns and nervously said to the birdman, "Senior, they... are ghosts!"
"Oh? Oh, ghost. I knew it earlier." Birdman nodded and said to the old nun, "Well, is there anything to eat?"
"..." Xiao Lei vomited blood angrily.
After drinking and eating, Bird Man and Swing were very satisfied. Of course, Xiao Lei was naturally very nervous, "Are you ok?"
"Ok, ok, you stay here!" Birdman said. "Master, Master, come here, come here."
"Donor? You..." the old nun hesitated. Ordinary people drank her tea, and in the mild cases they fell into coma, and in severe cases died directly. How could they act like nothing happened?
"Tell me, who burned this temple of yours?" the birdman asked.
"Burn? What to burn?" said the nun, "Isn't this temple a good place?"
Swing looked at the nun with disdain and said in the birdman's ear, "Crow, the level of ghosts in their human race is so bad, isn't it possible that this lowest level of blindness can deceive ghosts?"
"Tch, I thought it was you who was born with nine tails and the most powerful illusion under the Hunyuan Golden Immortal. Haha." Birdman mocked.
"Crow, how dare you mock me!" Swing opened its mouth and bit the birdman's ear.
"Oh, fox, hurry up and say something!" Birdman yelled.
The two began to fight "daily".
"..." This time, the old nun, the young nun, and Xiao Lei were all speechless. "What’s your problem?"