"Zhu Bajie's daughter? Bah! Scum monsters like you deserve a daughter, or at most a son. Only a handsome and unrestrained person like Ben Niao can have a daughter!"
The family banquet at the Wa Palace continued. Everyone sat together and inevitably talked about relatives and friends. There was no need to say anything about Crow Crow, who must have said, "The swing is good, the swing is good, the swing is my little fox fur coat." Sun Wukong was a little bit at a disadvantage.
, always talked about Zhu Bajie in words, but of course Zhu Wuneng was not as popular as the little fox. In the end, the Monkey King was really at his wits end. He suddenly remembered that in the daughter country, Zhu Bajie drank the water of the Zimu River in the daughter country,
I almost gave birth to a child, but Dashengfei said that if that child was born, it would be better than the swing.
The Monkey King said: "It must be a daughter. Crow, remember, the water of the mother-child river is full of feminine power, so she will definitely give birth to a daughter."
"That's a stupid pig too, not as cute as a little fox!" Birdman said, "Monkey spirit, it's useless what you say, my daughter is just good!"
"Okay, okay..." Wukong didn't argue with Crow. "Now that I think about it, it would have been great if Bajie could have given birth to a piggy girl. Oh, I regret it. I really shouldn't have aborted him."
"If you feel it's a pity, just give birth to one yourself." Bird Man said, "Monkey Spirit, do you have a female monkey you like? If not, Swing Qian and I will introduce one to you someday. Our Qiu Bird Cave accepts all business.
, it’s not a problem to keep a matchmaker and get your hair pulled. With your conditions, as long as you speak, not to mention an ordinary monkey demon, even the daughter of the Shen Monkey God Clan will have to rush to the Huaguo Mountain. By the way, I know a good one.
The monkey spirit is named Huang Wei, and she is quite good-looking. Although she still has a husband, her relationship is only average, and she will probably get divorced soon. Can I find one for you then?"
"Get out of here! Get away as far as you want!" Wukong said, "I'm not like you. I hang around little girls every day. Old Sun, it's fine for me to be alone in this life. I don't need to find a Taoist companion."
"You really don't need a Taoist companion." The birdman laughed, "Back when you were guarding the peach garden, the seven fairies looked down upon you, but you used the Immobilization Technique to immobilize the seven fairies, and then you went to steal the peaches. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are such a stupid monkey.
"
"What if it were you?" Jingwei said questioningly, "What would you do? Why, do you still want to take the opportunity to do something bad? Oh, little bird, you are such a gangster."
"I...uh...what's wrong with me? Silly girl, what are you thinking? Why did I become a gangster!" Bird Man said, "If it were me and Swing, we would have to use ink that is not easy to clean to say anything in Seven Fairies
Paint a little turtle on his face! Whoever dares to underestimate us, we will paint a little turtle on his face!"
"Hahaha..." everyone laughed, "You two are worse than Wukong, hahaha..."
Jingwei said: "Wukong, it would be great if you could find a Taoist companion. It would also be great to give birth to a son and a half daughters and send them to the Wa Palace for us to tease and tease." The silly girl glanced at the side.
Qingyun asked, "Will it take a long time for your final breakthrough in the Nine-turn Nirvana Technique? When will you turn into a child next time?"
Qingyun smiled and said: "Me? It will indeed take a long time. My little aunt still hopes that Wukong's child will entertain you. Wukong, you should quickly find a Taoist companion."
"If you don't look for it, don't look for it." Wukong kept shaking his head and said, "If little Aunt Jingwei really wants to coax a child, go to my Huaguo Mountain. There are so many little monkeys that I can coax you to your heart's content."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, "That's true."
Wukong said: "Before I studied the scriptures and passed through the tribulation of the Daughter Kingdom, my masters and disciples also discussed matters about partners and children. I remember that Bajie sang at that time; 'The road ahead is rugged and winding, and the fog is thick and unpredictable. Partners and children
Not at all, but it is hard to say whether it is a blessing or a misfortune. Family love is like that big boat crossing the river. We have survived together in strong winds and high waves. We are afraid that when we go to a narrow channel and a small ditch, we will be left behind and it is difficult to leave anyone behind. We are alone with nothing to worry about, and we are alone.
He is alone and lifeless, but he has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry. He travels lightly and travels towards the future and overcomes obstacles. You say that he has a happy family, but he says that his shoulders are broken due to the pressure of his wealth; you say that he lives a simple life alone, and he
It is said that he is desolate, cold and indifferent. He lives a life of poverty, whether he has a wife and children, or he is alone. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and every household has good songs to sing. It only depends on personal choice.
Why force the outcome of marriage when you are tortured by fate? I think what Bajie said makes sense."
"What a mess." Bird Man said, "All I know is that if a single person sleeps on a cool bed, it depends on the power of the fire; if the whole family sleeps on a heated bed, they will be so crowded that they feel nervous."
"Ouch... vulgar, vulgar, too vulgar!" Jingwei said, "Little bird, these two sentences of yours are too vulgar."
Nuwa smiled and said: "Wukong and Xiaoniao have their own pursuits and know what they want, which is good. Although Wukong has no wife and children, it is also good that Jin Chanzi and others accompany him all the way. As for Xiaoniao...
..." The Virgin Mother shook her head and said with a bitter smile, "I'm afraid I'll never have the chance to attend his wedding in this life~"
"Girl, don't give up!" Bird Man said, "Neither Swing nor I have given up, so why did you give up? There are so many sisters in Qiutiao Mountain. If I propose marriage every day, sooner or later one of them will say yes, right?"
"That's disgusting." Jingwei said, "There is a saying that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. How can those sisters in Qiu Bird Mountain marry you?"
"You're right, those 'weeds on the edge of the nest' were all specially brought for me to eat, so how could I keep them?" Birdman said, "Speaking of rabbits, aunt, I...I...I...hehe, that's a bit weird.
Sorry."
Nuwa said: "You have fallen in love with Suhan's little apprentice, right?"
"Hehe, yes." Bird Man said, "I know, Auntie, you and Aunt Suhan have some grudges, so..."
"If there is no grudge, don't have any delusions." Jingwei said, "Avoid that bad woman, she is the worst! The worst, the worst, the worst! She always calls me stupid! So bad!"
Nuwa said: "Even if we don't talk about my grudges with Suhan, she will never let you ruin her apprentice's mysterious method. She loves that little rabbit very much. That little rabbit practices the art of Zhiyin.
, it’s true that she needs some yang energy to blend, but not too much. The true dragon’s blood you asked for last time was enough, but any more would be bad. Jingwei is right, you, don’t even think about it.
"
"Oh~ That's it~" Birdman said with a little regret, "I thought I could get married to that little rabbit. By then, aunt, you and Aunt Suhan will be relatives, and you won't have to fight."
"Haha," Nuwa said with a smile, "You kid, you think a lot. Suhan and I have conflicts, but they are not serious. If it weren't for Xinghai's excessive ambition and the many obstacles, we would have to move forward.
One step', she and I will not fight anymore. In addition, compared to me, little bird, I am more worried about you. You may not know how powerful the connection between the stars and the moon is, so you must be careful in the future. If you really fight with the sea of stars
, Suhan will not be polite to you. In fact, these matters in the three realms have nothing to do with you. If you ignore them, you can be free. If it is not possible, just endure your temper and avoid it. "
"I can't avoid it." Birdman shook his head, "On Penglai Island, Shen Gongbao left me a jade slip, which recorded many secrets of Qunxingtang. It's shocking, and there are so many crimes. I don't have time to talk to him right now.
They may touch each other, but they will take action sooner or later, and they will never escape. I am not a priest, but I am also a member of the Three Realms. Everything in the Six Paths is related to me. I will try my best to make efforts. Aunt, this worldly thing
, it’s all about you and me fighting for it, good people take a step back, bad people will take a step forward, I can’t retreat, I can’t escape, I have to stride forward.”
"Are you sure? Even if the road ahead is difficult and bumpy, and there is a narrow escape from death?"
"I'm sure! Even if the road ahead is difficult and bumpy, and I have a narrow escape from death, I will move forward!"