Qiu Qian said with a microphone: "Autumn Bird TV, Qiu Bird TV Station, the first 'who is the Jade Birds" contest for you, I am the host Yu Qiuqian. Today, we gather here here, we gather here,
It is to distinguish who is the real jade birdman. Although it is not important, it is also idle, compare. This competition is broadcast by the tavern.
Enjoy; if you do n’t give money, the tavern will give you the enjoyment of the Bliss World. Keke, in order to ensure the fairness and justice of this competition, we specially invited three judges, namely the old monster ... Oh! How to fight! How to fight!
People?! Keke, I mean my mother -in -law and lady. Po and lady, say hello to the audience and friends? "
"Huh ~" Po and his cigarette, blowing out a soft breath, whispered, "Hurry up, I have to go to wine for a while. Hum! Who is the jade birdman?
Standard, just kill a piece. "
Qiu Qian smiled embarrassingly, and continued to introduce: "The second judge is Mr. Yu Zhi. Squeaks, ask everyone, okay."
"Squeak (hello everyone)." Zijin Qilin got up and said, "Squeaks (I am looking forward to this result! I dare to turn my documents chaos and wait for who is fake, I must kill him to death.
!) "" "
Qiu Qian introduced it again: "The third judge is Yuhui girl! Girl Yuhui, talk to everyone."
"Everyone is good." Yu Hui was a little confused, and said, "What happened? I went out to fish early in the morning, just came back? What happened? What two Mr. Yu? How can there be two? Qiu Qian, I'm still busy
What about roast fish, what do you pull me to do here? "
"Don't talk, don't talk, Huihui, you sit well, other sisters are unwilling to sit there, I'm sorry, finally catch you what you don't know, don't want to run." Qiu Qian said, "Except for
Three judges, we also invited a mysterious guest -Yu Azuo. "
"Hi everyone, my name is Yu Azuo." Yua said, "Actually, you can still simply distinguish ..."
"Shut your mouth, you are a scum, less nonsense!" Qiu Qian didn't give Yu A's opportunity to speak, and began to introduce the players. "In this competition, there are two contestants. Since the two people look very similar, we are separate.
The number on the left is 'Zero Dad', and the right is 'No. 1'. "
"Hello everyone." The two jade bird men asked together, "Everyone."
After the introduction of the evaluation committee, guests and contestants, it should be said that the game system should be said, but at this time, the Miss Etiquette and the company went forward and said a word in Qiu Qian's ears. The little fox immediately frowned.
"No answer?" Qiu Qian thought about it, turned around and walked towards the auditorium. After a while, he squeezed two "small things" back to the stage.
Replace it. "She put Jiu Caifeng on the hands of" Zero Dad ", put the parrot at the" No. 1 "hand, and said," Take a picture if you want to answer. Take it, try it first, "
The two jade bird men hesitated a little, and then took a picture, only listened to the two "Ah!": The parrot on the "No. 1" yelled, it was very easy to use, but the "Zero Birdman" side
Jiucaifeng did not respond, but the pain of the "zero birdman" was mourning.
"No!" The birdman said, "This guy is a rocky, but now it has gathered a little body, it's so hard, it hurts."
"It doesn't matter if it hurts." Qiu Qian said, "Is it sounded? Just sound, the sound is a good answer, whoever calls you. Tell you, you must take a picture if you want to grab the answer, otherwise it will be useless."
Zero crow also wants to argue, hoping to change the number one, but the number one is not stupid, so you do n’t change it. In addition, what does the parrot seem to want to say, but Qiu Qian decided to ignore its opinion.
"Okay, now we start the game." Qiu Qian saw everything ready and decided to formally compete — of course, a period of advertising words in advance, "Restaurant: Provide every customer to provide home -general services; by the way, give each one; by the way
Customers who do not provide money to provide a service to the home -especially the latter, we are professional. Well, first of all, the first part of the session: if it is a real jade birdman, it must be on the autumn bird cave, 餮 餮 餮 餮 餮 餮
Everyone such as the tavern and Qiu Tori Mountain is very familiar, so for these, I specially made some choice questions for two answers. Please remember, the answer is correct, and the answer is wrong.
Quickly answer, don't worry about deducting points. "
"Understand." The two jade bird people nodded together.
"The first question," Qiu Qian said, "Which day is the birthday of Yuqiu Qian?
A: April 11th
B: On the ninth day of May
C: The fifth day of April
Ding: The above is wrong. "
"Oh!" A scream came from the contestant.
"Oh, it is No. 1." Qiu Qian looked at the parrot that was almost flattened, very happy, and said, "Please make your answer."
"A!" No. 1 replied, "April 11th."
"A?" Qiu Qian smiled and gave a judgment a little delay. "Oh, no! Continue to answer!"
"Oh!" The contestants screamed again.
"Still No. 1." Qiu Qian asked, "Your choice is?"
"B!" No. 1 replied, "Based on my serious investigation, it must be B."
"B?" Qiu Qian made a mystery, and said, "Wrong! Continue to answer!"
"Oh!" This time, the birdman grabbed the No. 1, and saw that he trembled with a hand and answered, "It's Ding, that is, the above answers are not right."
"How could it be Ding!" No. 1 said he was dissatisfied, "I checked a lot of information, the birthday of Jade Bird and Yuqiu Qian was either April 11 or the ninth day of May! How can it be right?!"
Zero Bird said: "The birthday of the little fox is from the beginning of the year to the end of the year, and every day is her birthday."
"Correct!" Qiu Qiangao said, "It's great! Daddy Zero is great! The answer is so accurate! It's great! Unfortunately, there is no additional points."
"Uh ..." No. 1 is speechless, but there is nothing to say.
"Very good, Dad No. Zero won the first point. The number one is not good, and continue to work hard." Qiu Qian cleared his throat and started to read the second question.
A: Chang'e
B: Fengyi
C: 锦
Ding: The above are not. "
"Oh!" It was still the first one who pressed the "answer".
. ""
"Yes, as the first beauty of the Three Realms, no one doesn't want to form a partner with her." Qiu Qian nodded, praised the number one, but the words turned around, "but not correct. Continue to answer!"
"Oh!" The No. 1 eye was fast and started to answer the question again, "It is Feng Yi! Feng Yixian is gentle and gentle, mature and stable, Jade Birds must want to form a partner with her."
"Um ~ I'm right, Sister Feng Yi is very good, but ... no! Continue to answer!"
"Oh!" Still No. 1, this guy is too fast, and the sound of the parrot is too loud, "It is the brocade.
. ""
"Oh, your player has made a lot of effort before the game. You know the sisters of Qiu Bird Mountain very comprehensive." Qiu Qian smiled, "Unfortunately, it's not right. Continue to answer the question."
"Oh!"
"Bang!"
This time, the zero crow and No. 1 were shot together. Zero Birdman woke up, and the parrot was avoided in advance.
: "The correct answer is Ding. Hey, I am ashamed, I ... I ... I ... Hey, I want to form a partner with a demon -shaped banshee essence, hey hey ... after all, she can become any role, hehehe ...
... "
"Vomit ~" The audience's seats looked at the colorful expression of the crow, and they were almost disgusting. "This person is too insignificant! Humanitarian destruction!"
"Hey, hey! Don't coax, you have to wait for the end of the game." Qiu Qian raised his hand to soothe the crowd, "Yes, the correct answer is Ding. Congratulations to Dad, get a point again. Next is the third ...
… No, I have to repair a 'grabbinger'. "The little fox came to the No. 1 place, raised his hand out a spell, imprisoned the action of the parrot, and it was difficult for it to avoid it.
"Sister Fox, let me go once!" The parrot said, "Isn't it in the secret realm of Phoenix, I" accidentally 'say something bad about you and Crow Brother, do you torture me like this? "
"Huh!" Qiu Qian glanced at the parrot and didn't ignore it. "Let's continue, continue. The third question ... 呦? This is two questions and two questions. There are two points.
Idols? Which one is Yuqiu Qian's idol?
A: Gray Brother
B: Hi Brother
C: Sister Red
Ding: Lazy Brother. Please answer. "
Since I was wrong before, I didn't rush to grab the number one time. After thinking that the Zero Crow excluded a few error answers, the answer was answered.
, Faithful to photograph the "Answer", "Oh! I know the answer. The idol of the jade bird is Gray Brother, because even if he can't catch the prey, there are daughter -in -law. Yu Qiuqian's idol is lazy brother because he is lazy because he is lazy
Brother eats and sleeps every day, and you don’t have to worry about anything. It is Yuqiu Qian's most longing for life. "
"Correct!" Qiu Qian led the audience to applaud, "Not bad, good, all answered. It seems that Dad's strength is very strong, the number one is still worse. The fourth question, this question involves a little test out of an outline outside the test.
Knowledge, please listen to the two. Which of the following is the mantra of my mother and lady?
A: I killed you
B: You two bastard eggs
C:
Ding: Go to you. Please answer. "
"Oh." The number one answer was sounded.
"wrong."
"Oh!" No. 1 answered the question in the second call, "Choose B. Po and Jade Birds and Yu Qiu Qian are bastard."
"No right."
"Oh!" The No. 1 answering device lamented three times, "That must be C. Pohe often called Jade Birds and Yuqiu Qianqian."
"Unfortunately, incorrect."
"Oh!" Finally, the Zero crow shot hard on Jiucai Peak's head and shouted, "Yes ~ Oh, it hurts me, it is Ding, the answer is Ding.
I understand that it involves the knowledge outside the test, so it is Ding. Oh, it hurts me. "
The mother -in -law and guest Yu'a nodded in smoking and watching the game and recognized the answer.
"Why?" Both No. 1 and the audience said they didn't understand.
Qiu Qian said: "No explanation, anyway, Ding. Okay, there is a last question for the choice question, and the two pay attention. Excuse me, what is jade squeak?
A: Help people arrange the French array
B: Investment
C: Manuscript fee
Ding: Xiao Huangwen. Start the answer. "
"Oh!" The crow was successfully answered, "Yes, Xiao Huangwen."
Qiu Qian nodded, "correct!"
"Ding Dong Ding Ding Ding Ding." As a judge's squeak, "Squeaks (this judge questioned the answer to this question.)"
"Questioning invalid." Qiu Qian rejected Zijin Kirin's question, "Okay! The first part of the first session is over here, congratulations to the Zero Dad to get all the four points, the number one ... don't worry, don't worry, then don't worry, don't worry, follow the back, follow the back, follow the back, follow the back, follow the back, follow the back, follow the back, follow the back.
There is still a chance. So, let's enter the second link: question and answer questions. "