"A glass of wine, two dishes, the Taotie Tavern is really good - the Taotie Tavern guarantees that you will be satisfied when you come and don't dare to leave dissatisfied." Swing opened his mouth and read a piece of advertising slogan, "Hello everyone, welcome back to the competition site. After
Two rounds of multiple-choice questions and quiz questions
, the score gap between the two 'Jade Birds'... is not bad, Dad Zero narrowly beats Number 1 by a few points. So next, let's enter the true-false question. Are the two players ready? This time's true-false question
Not only do you need to make judgments about right and wrong, but you also need to give reasons.”
"Ready." Crow No. 0 and No. 1 nodded.
"First of all, the first question, you two, listen carefully." Shuqian said, "Excuse me, Jade Swing wants to eat roast duck all day long, is that correct?"
"Wrong!" No. 1 said, "After the previous questions, I already understand the routine of this competition. Haha, this question seems simple, but it actually has traps. Indeed, Yu Swing loves to eat roast duck and always thinks,
But as far as I know, Yu Zhuqian seems to get up very late every day, which means that she sleeps in the morning and cannot eat roast duck. The word 'from morning to night' in this question is wrong."
"Bah, bang, bang, bang..." the audience clapped vigorously, "That's the right answer! It must be right! This number one is not bad, he understands stupid foxes quite well."
"No!" Crow Zero said loudly, "He is not right."
"What's wrong?" asked No. 1, "Did I say something wrong? Does she also want to eat roast duck in the morning? In a dream... um..." As soon as he said the word "dream", the player immediately regretted it.
"It's over, it's over! This jade swing must be something I want to eat in my dreams! Oops, it's wrong again!"
Crow No. 0 saw the change in No. 1's face and was very proud, "You know you're wrong? Hahaha! This question is correct. My daughter can't forget the roast duck from morning to night, from dreaming to waking up. Hahahaha
...Swing, come on, decide that I am right!"
"Haha, as expected of my father, he is quite thoughtful~" Swing smiled at Crow No. 0, but then raised his finger to No. 1, "No. 1 scores!"
"Ah? I scored?" No. 1 was surprised, but confused, "Why did I score?"
"Yeah, why did he get the score?" Crow No. 0 was dissatisfied, "What's wrong with this question."
"Of course it's wrong." Zhuqian explained, "I sometimes get tired of roast duck and want to eat roast goose or stewed chicken, so I was wrong."
"Uh..." Everyone in the audience was speechless, "This greedy vixen, there is a trap behind you. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, what a greedy and cunning fox!"
Swing ignored everyone's ridicule and actually enjoyed it, "Hey hey hey, thank you for the compliment, thank you for the compliment."
Anyway, No. 1 scored, the swing and many spectators applauded him and expressed encouragement, and then the little fox started to read the second question.
Jade Swing: "Excuse me, Jade Bird people are lustful from morning to night, is that correct?"
"Correct!" No. 1 said, "This is correct, right? He... No, I mean I am also very erotic in my dreams."
"Wrong!" Crow No. 0 shook his head, "Unfortunately, you are wrong. I don't know how to be erotic in my dreams."
"Why?" No. 1 didn't understand.
Swing waved his hand and said seriously: "No explanation. Daddy Zero will score."
"What's going on?" No. 1 was particularly curious, but couldn't ask, so he could only admit it.
Jade Swing: "The third question, Yu Zhizhi is a colored unicorn, is that correct?"
Crow No. 0 and Crow No. 1 hesitated about this question, because it was obvious that the little fox must have determined that Yu Zhi was "sexual", but in reality, the purple and gold unicorn was not sexual, so it would be difficult to explain. The two raised their eyes and looked at it.
At the judges' table, they discovered that Zhizhi was playing with a spiritual stone in his hand. The two of them understood and immediately said in unison: "Wrong! Yu Zhizhi is a good person who adheres to the virtues of a gentleman!"
"Wrong... Ouch!" Swing was about to say "wrong", but Zhizhi hit her on the head with the spirit stone. She was overjoyed, picked up the spirit stone and put it into her bag, "Yes, yes! Zhizhi
The best! He is the best gentleman in the world! Hehehehe..."
"Hey~~~" the audience immediately cheered, "What!? There is no accurate answer!? Are you accepting gifts on the spot!? It's so unfair? Jade swing, get off, it's so unfair, get off..."
"Stop making noises." Swing said, "What about accepting gifts? This is Master Zhizhi sponsoring this competition. Don't talk nonsense." After casually perfunctory words to the audience, the little fox continued to start the fourth question, "The fourth question is about Huihui.
. Please tell me, Huihui was born from the Autumn Bird Tree, is that correct?"
Number 1: "Correct!"
Crow Zero: "Error!"
"Give your reasons." Swing pointed at the two players.
No. 1 said: "I know Yuhui's life experience. The Jade Bird man got a soul-nurturing flower, improved it with golden cinnabar, and then used the golden soul-nurturing flower to cultivate Yuhui. During the process, it seems that hibiscus fire wood, cinnamon ice wood, etc. were also involved.
Leiyuan apricot and ginseng fruit trees, as well as the relics of golden cicadas, but mainly the cultivation of soul-nourishing flowers, which are autumn bird trees."
Crow No. 0 said: "No. The main body of Huihui is a ginseng fruit. If the autumn bird tree does not bear fruit, it is not considered to be born from that tree."
"Oh~ Both of your reasons are quite sufficient." Swing was not sure about this question, so he walked to the judges' table to discuss with several judges. After a while, the judges made a decision, and the little fox said: "
This question is invalid and neither of you will get points."
"Why should it be invalidated?!" Crow No. 0 and No. 1 were both dissatisfied, "Is there something wrong with my answer?! Why should it be invalidated?! It can't be without extra points!"
"Okay then," Swing shrugged, "plus one point for both."
"That's pretty much it." Crow No. 0 and No. 1 stopped arguing - it was obviously the same thing.
Next is the fifth question, Shuqian said: "Excuse me, Madam Pohe's skin condition is very bad, is that correct?"
"Um..." This was a fatal question. Crow No. 0 and No. 1 were entangled again, secretly thinking in their hearts, "My skin and temperament are bad, and my face is full of wrinkles, but if I tell you straight..." The two of them said again
Looking at the judges' table, they saw Po and He getting an ax out of nowhere and trimming their nails. They were frightened and said, "You can't say it directly. You absolutely can't say it directly. But, is it wrong? Open your eyes and say
nonsense?"
"Hurry up." Swing said with a mischievous smile, "Hurry up, what an obvious answer, make a quick decision."
"It's more important to save your life." The two contestants said in unison, "Wrong. Ms. Po and Ms.'s skin is not bad. It is smooth, firm, and rich in moisture. It is better than a girl's skin, and it is even more pink and tender."
"Ugh~" All the monsters in the audience vomited, "It's still smooth and firm? It's also rich in moisture? Is it funny? Don't be disgusting, okay? That ravaged, yellow and dry skin is almost like the bark of a tree.
.”
"Bang!" Po He suddenly split the judges' bench in half and asked coldly, "What? Do you have any opinions?"
"No, no, no..." the monsters quickly denied, "Mother-in-law, you are the most beautiful. That's right, that's right, that's right. We don't dare to have any objections."
"I'm sorry you're not that bold!" Po He pointed at the swing, "Come on, tell me, did the two birdmen answer this question correctly?"
"Hehe, of course they got it right." Swing said flatteringly, "Actually, this question was given to the audience, and they just laughed at me! Huh!" This little fox who always has a will to compete with his candor is so ruthless, he actually
Public avenge of private hatred. "Okay, let's leave it like this for the true and false questions. It's boring. Next comes the last step - understanding the calculation questions!"