"Advertisement: Taotie Tavern - Love or not." Swing relaxed his muscles and began to host the last link, "Understanding the calculation questions - please listen to a story, understand the content and answer the questions. Ahem, friends in the audience
Please be quiet, shut up those who are drinking, punching, playing cards and swearing, and those idiot monsters who are slapping each other, please stop! Be quiet and let the two contestants listen to the story."
Story: One day, the crow got a piece of meat, and the fox saw it. The fox wanted to get the piece of meat from the crow's mouth. Since the crow had the meat in its mouth on the branch, the fox couldn't get it under the tree, so its eyes flashed.
Turned and said: "Oh~ dear crow, how are you?" The crow did not answer the fox
question. "Oh, dear crow, why don't you speak?" The crow glanced at the fox, but still did not answer. The fox shook its tail and said: "Your feathers are so beautiful, colorful, and more beautiful than other birds.
And you have a really good voice, can you sing a song for me?" After hearing this, the crow...
"Okay! That's it for the questions, now let's ask questions." Swing asked the two players, "Question 1: Which historical event in Qiutiao Cave is this story related to? Hint: This historical event appeared in the previous question.
Number 1, you answer first."
No. 1 was confused, secretly thinking, what is this, where is it, what is the story, it is actually related to the historical events of Qiu Bird Cave, how could he know, "I...I don't remember."
"You don't remember such an important historical event?" The little fox curled his lips and said, "Do you not remember, or you don't know about it at all? Hehe, come on, Father Zero, you answer."
Crow No. 0 nodded and said: "The historical event involved in this story is the 'Jade Swing ran away from home for the first time' mentioned before."
"Correct!" Swing was very satisfied with Crow Zero's answer.
Number 1 was even more confused, "Why is it related to 'Jade Swing ran away from home for the first time'? How is it related? Could it be that the fox and crow in the story are the Jade Swing and the Jade Birdman? No, I clearly remember this story very much
Old, of unknown origin, it doesn’t seem to be a story from the Pangu world, but it is taught in every kindergarten in Liudao, so it has nothing to do with them.”
"Hey," Swing smiled and asked again without answering No. 1's doubts, "For the second question, please complete the last paragraph of this story. Please note that the part required to be completed is about the Qiu Bird Cave that caused historical events.
Version. Come on, No. 1, you go first."
"The Autumn Bird Cave version? I don't know that. Well, let me talk about the original version. I guess it won't be too different and it should be able to score points." No. 1 thought for a while and said, "After listening to the crow,
He was so proud that he started singing, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the meat fell out. The fox was so happy that he ran away with the meat in his mouth."
"Wrong." Swing shook his head, "Dad Zero, answer."
Crow No. 0 cleared his throat and said: "I'm ashamed to say this, hehe..." After hearing this, the crow was very satisfied, so he turned into a human and sat on the tree, eating meat, singing and coveting the little fox. Little
The fox was so angry that he scolded the kindergarten for being a liar and ran out crying. This story is actually related to two historical events in Qiu Bird Cave, one is 'Jade Swing's first runaway from home', and the other is 'Jade Swing'.
One of the reasons Swing refused to go to kindergarten."
"Ouch~~~" The audience in the audience cheered again, "Crow Spirit, you are so disgusting. You refused to give her meat to the swing, and you deliberately made her angry. Ouch, yoyo, it's so disgusting. We have been very curious these years,
Why did she run away from home in tears at that young age? Why did she hate kindergarten so much? It turned out to be because of this. Crow, you are so hateful..."
Crow No. 0 scratched her head and looked embarrassed, "Actually, she doesn't blame me. She didn't say she wanted to eat it. She's not trying to be smart. She took the fables she learned in kindergarten as the truth and wanted to deceive me. Don't blame me, absolutely not.
I."
Jade Swing is now filled with anger when recalling the scene of that day, wishing to beat his father, but because of the competition, he did not do it immediately. "The third question is a calculation question. That day, Jade Swing ran away from home and ran every hour
Fifty miles and three hours later, the Jade Bird Man, who had been beaten violently by Sister Fengyi, went out to look for someone and ran sixty kilometers every hour in the direction of the Jade Swing. May I ask how long it took for the Jade Bird Man to catch up with the Jade Swing?
Number one still answers first."
"Should I answer first?" Number 1, who kept answering wrongly, was a little scared. "I'll just do the math, it should be fifteen hours, right?"
"Sorry, that's not right." Swing shook his head, "Dad Zero, answer."
Crow Zero thought for a while and said: "I don't know what the calculation is, but if I remember correctly, Douban Lake is only a hundred miles away from Taotie Mountain. Whether I run three hours in advance or three hundred hours, the result will be the same.
, so within two hours I found a small swing by the lake with its little mouth pouting and grilling fish."
"That's right, this is the correct answer." Swing looked at No. 1 with a look that hated iron and steel, "Didn't I tell you before, this question involves the previous question, it is not a simple calculation, it needs to be combined with reality. Besides,
Yes, the title above clearly says 'stay for half a day', how could it be fifteen hours?"
"I...I...I..." Contestant No. 1 was almost gasping for breath, his whole body was shaking, and some foam was leaking from the corners of his mouth.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't be excited, don't be excited, look at you, why are you excited again?" Swing said, "Let's give you another chance to fight back. Come on, let's play an extra game. You may be against Qiutiao.
I don’t know much about Dong, so let’s ask someone else’s question. Um... let me think about it.” The little fox touched his chin and quickly got an idea, “Okay, yes, it’s still a calculation question. What if a round-the-world relay is held?
Flight race, starting from the East China Sea and circling the mortal world
One week, each contestant flew half a circle, and Aunt Jingwei and Brother Monkey teamed up to compete with Brother Lei Zi and Brother Taizi; among the four of them, Aunt Jingwei’s speed was 288,000 miles per hour, and Brother Taizi’s speed was 288,000 miles per hour.
It’s 2,160,000,000 miles per hour, Brother Leizi’s speed is 4,320,000,000 miles per hour, and Brother Wukong’s speed is 3,000,000,000 miles per hour. So, who can win? No. 1, do the math.”
"This..." No. 1 frowned and did some calculations, "Jingwei and Sun Wukong can win."
As soon as No. 1's answer came out, all the audience present shook their heads and sighed. The judges and guests also said that No. 1 had not seized the opportunity. Crow No. 0 laughed out loud, mocking No. 1 for being so stupid. He still hasn't figured out the question.
mean.
"What? Did I make a mistake in my calculation?" No. 1 was still unconvinced, "What's wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong." Swing said, "Starting from the East China Sea! East China Sea! My little aunt will definitely stop where she is to find stones to fill the sea. There is no time to race. Oh, this is basic common sense, you don't know this?"
"Pfft!" No. 1 spit out a mouthful of old blood half a foot high, "How could this happen!? How could this happen!?"
The little fox looked at No. 1 helplessly and sighed: "Alas~ Finally, the last chance, this is a normal question: Please briefly describe the scale of the formation and the different levels of spiritual stones in the 'Sanqing Sect Classic Taiyi Demon-Conquering Formation'
Supply and demand rules, as well as fairy stones, spirit stones, and broken spirits
The role of stones in the formation, and on-site calculation of the number of various levels of spiritual stones required for the classic Taiyi Demon-Conquering Formation with a diameter of 108 feet, and the suppression effect produced by it. Come on, No. 1, let’s do the math.
There’s no trick to this, it’s just a calculation question.”
"Um..." Contestant No. 1 didn't quite understand the formation and asked, "Can I change the question to an illusion question?"
"Illusion question? Okay." The question just now was provided by Zijin Qilin. Swing didn't like it at first, so it would be better to switch to the illusion question that she is good at. "Listen to the question: Please briefly describe the spiritual power of the 'Sanqing School's classic transformation technique'
Movement trajectory and spiritual power consumption speed, and calculate how many times the 'standard purity (pressure)' of spiritual power is required.
It is enough to resist the 'Classic Illusion Breaking Technique of the Sanqing Sect' of the same level; in addition, please calculate how many times your illusion spiritual power needs to be increased to resist the 'Classic Illusion Breaking Technique of the Sanqing Sect' which is three realms higher than your own. 'Standard Purity' spirit
Strength. This question has a high score, 10,000 points. As long as you answer No. 1 correctly, you win!"
"What! Ten thousand points? I don't accept it!" Crow No. 0 said angrily, "With such a high score, what does the previous question count? Just answer this one correctly."
"Yes." Swing said, "You can answer this question too."
"I..." Crow No. 0 knows the magic of illusion, but its usage is relatively crude. Relying on the mystery of karma, he is not afraid of breaking illusions, but he doesn't understand the parameters of the "classic transformation technique". He is speechless.
"This is simple." Contestant No. 1 finally encountered a question that he understood and began to answer confidently, "The 'Sanqing School's classic transformation technique' was created by Taishang Laojun during the Great War of Ten Thousand Beasts. He is the 'ancestor of all changes'
The title is a compulsory course for all illusion practitioners; unlike today's more complex transformation techniques, the 'Sanqing School Classic Transformation Technique' is relatively simple and has a clear trajectory of spiritual power.
Standards for spiritual power consumption..." This guy was talking eloquently, and his answers were very good, comparable to a textbook - no, better than a textbook. Everyone present, including the swing, couldn't help but praise him, and it was different from the previous irritation.
Contestant No. 1 is now full of joy and contentment. His conversation is in an orderly manner, his rhythm is relaxed and moderate, and he has the style of a master. "...The above is my answer."
"Bah, bang, bang, bang..." As contestant No. 1 finished his answer, the audience stood up and applauded him, "That's great! His understanding of illusions is so strong! No worse than a little fox! That's great! I didn't expect that.
In addition to the nine-tailed fox, there are monsters in the world who are so proficient in illusions. It's great..." Everyone praised without hesitation and dedicated their heartfelt sighs to the No. 1 contestant.
"Thank you, thank you." Contestant No. 1, who had gone through all kinds of strange problems, had tears all over his face, "I won! Wuwuwu... I actually won! Wuwuwu... That's great! I'm amazing!
Fight back and win! Wuwuwuwu..." The excited player No. 1 waved his hands and expressed his gratitude to everyone, "Thank you for your support! I won! Wuwuwu... I won! Wuwuwu..."
After waving to everyone, contestant No. 1 was about to announce that he was the real Jade Bird Man, but Swing Qi said unhurriedly: "Hey~ who said you are my father?"
"I won the game." Contestant No. 1 said, "I am the winner, of course I am the Jade Bird Man."
"Who said the winner is the Jade Bird Man?" Shuqian said, "Don't you understand? In the competition hosted by me, Jade Swing, the Jade Bird Man is the loser. You are the winner, but it means you are not my father.
.”
"Ah~?" Contestant No. 1, who was originally very happy, was instantly confused.
"Zhizhi, come up, you can kick him!" Swing asked Zijin Qilin to deal with the monster pretending to be the Jade Bird Man, and then ran to Crow No. 0 and said with a smile, "Oh, Dad, and this kind of guy who has never read the script
It’s so boring when people play the ‘true and false game’~ There’s no suspense at all.”
"Yes, yes." Birdman said, "It's not good to pretend to be someone else. If you have to pretend to be me, wouldn't that be funny? In fact, there is no need to compete at all. You can just read the script and you will know who is real and who is fake."
The monsters who were watching the excitement dispersed and continued drinking and chatting. At the same time, they watched Zhizhi angrily kick the monster who messed up his various manuscripts - that is, Taoist Wanmian. The Taoist was beaten until he screamed, and he regretted pretending to be the Jade Bird Man, "
Oh my god! Mr. Kuafu, you are right, I shouldn’t be here! I shouldn’t be here! The information I investigated is completely wrong! It’s useless at all! Oops..."
Bird Man and Swing did not stay any longer, and cast a spell to forcibly arrest Yu Azuo. The three of them walked out of the Taotie Tavern together, "Let's go, Azuo, let's talk."