"Xiao Wang, hurry up and stop it. If it eats the hundredth heart of a woman who has a yin year and a yin month, then..." An old Taoist priest was lying on the ground, dying and vomiting blood.
"Hahahaha... Who can stop me!" The demon in black stood on the skeleton altar, his body filled with black energy, holding a bloody human heart in his hand, "Hahahaha..."
"Look at my Laojun's magic talisman!" Xiao Wang jumped up high and put a yellow talisman with special lines written in cinnabar on the demon's body, "Tai Shang Laojun, help me block the magic power of the demon, hurry up like a law!"
"Bang!" After an explosion, the black energy stopped entering the demon's body due to the obstruction of the talisman paper.
"Succeeded?" The old Taoist priest looked at the motionless demon hesitantly.
"Wow hahaha... What a beautiful idea!" The demon turned around suddenly and took out a stone, "Look, what is this?!"
"Ghost Qi Sky Stone!" The Taoist priest was shocked.
"Hahaha..." The demon laughed, "With this artifact, what can we do even if there is no external demonic energy? Hahaha..." He casually injured Xiao Wang, opened his big mouth, and swallowed the heart in one mouthful, "Hahaha,
It’s done! I finally ate the 100th heart of a woman in the yin year, yin month, yin hour, hahaha... The sky and the earth, the three realms and the five elements, are filled with gods and Buddhas. I want to see who can still control me. I am now
He is the Lord of Heaven! Hahahahaha..."
"No~!" the Taoist priest and his apprentice shouted, "God, are all living beings really going to die? No~~~~"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
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"Hey, hey, hey~" At such a tense moment, a young man flew to the altar and said to the demon, "Stop laughing, is it funny? How embarrassing."
"Hahaha...ah? You! You little demon!" the black-clothed demon scolded, "You haven't knelt down to worship the future Lord of the Demon Realm!"
"Uh..." Birdman thought for a while, "Demon~realm~? Realm~lord~!? What the hell? What kind of organization? I haven't heard of it? You're so good."
"You! Looking for death!" The black-clothed demon said, "Look at me..."
"Bang!"
"Whoosh~"
"Boom~"
"Why are you looking at you?" Birdman flew to the edge of the pit and looked at the half-dead demon, "Name?"
"..." The demon was so frightened that he didn't dare to open his eyes. "How is it possible? Am I not invincible in the three realms? How is it possible?"
"I'm asking you for your fucking name!" The bullying birdman slapped him casually, "Say it quickly!"
"There is a black devil in the world." The demon replied with tears in his eyes.
"Dark devil in the world?" Birdman shook his head, "Tsk, tsk, tsk. It's a good one, I like it. Tell me, why is it called this day of darkness?"
"It's not the dark sky, it's the dark devil in the world." The demon answered cautiously, "I am a crow spirit. There is a saying in the world, 'The world is as dark as a crow', so I..."
"Oh? Crow spirit, tsk tsk tsk, we are the same family." Birdman smiled and dragged the black devil out of the pit, took out a cigarette, "Here, smoke a cigarette. My name is Birdman. I am also a crow.
Refined."
"Thank you, Brother Bird, thank you, Brother Bird." The Black Devil in the World lowered his head and took the cigarette. "Brother Bird, why are you here...?"
"Oh! If you didn't mention it, I would have forgotten it." Birdman said, "Um, have you killed a hundred women here?"
"Yes. It's the yin year, yin month, yin..." The Dark Devil under Heaven emphasized in particular.
"Stop talking nonsense." Birdman interrupted impatiently and said, "That's it, because you killed people for no reason and are burdened with karma, the underworld will issue a fine. You come and sign it. After you die, you will go to the local judge to pay the fine.
.Don’t blame me for not reminding you, be more meritorious and willing. Otherwise, if you can’t pay the fine, you’ll be sent to the 18th floor of the prison. It’ll be miserable.”
"Ah?" The black devil in the world shivered and smiled sheepishly, "Well, big brother, what are the merits and wishes? Hehehehe..."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you monsters, your level of education is so low that you don't even know your merits and aspirations? Tsk, tsk, tsk..." the birdman laughed.
"I'm not afraid of big brother's jokes. I haven't learned much knowledge as a kid." The Black Devil in the World took out the "Ghost Qi Heavenly Stone" and said, "Brother, look, can I exchange this for some 'merits and willpower'?"
"Oh, I'll go!" Seeing the dark stone, the birdman sighed, "It's not easy for you either. You're holding the most inferior and contaminated spiritual stone as a treasure. Tsk tsk tsk, the monsters in the countryside have passed by.
It’s really a bit miserable. The gap between the rich and the poor in the three worlds is so shocking.”
"Forehead……"
"Oh, I see how pitiful you are, and you are a member of the same race. Let me give you some advice." The birdman said, "From now on, help the mortals more and don't kill them again. Also, who the hell told you to eat a hundred hearts?"
Can you achieve righteousness through cultivation? You’re kidding me, it’s not that simple
, so simple words... No, no more. Anyway, you should do more good deeds. And, as for you, you are 'lucky'. You kill a hundred women who were born in a yin year and a yin month, right?
This matter has been discussed. Some time ago, King Taishan
Judge Wang was caught by Zhong Kui and went straight to "Shuanggui". It was found that he had accepted bribes and violated the rules of heaven by secretly allowing unqualified ghosts to be reincarnated together. Have you ever wondered why there are so many people of similar age in this small place, and they are all
Negative
Women born on a lunar month in a lunar year? That's what Judge Wang did. After Lao Wang was investigated, these people should be expelled. Damn it, your crime of killing them is less serious than killing a 'normal person', hehehe,
It’s easier to make up for it. Haha, just count it on luck.”
"That's it." said the dark devil in the world.
"Oh, by the way, don't talk nonsense in the future. The gods and Buddhas of the three realms are no match for you. Let me tell you, your words and deeds in public have been recorded by Xianlu Palace. Be careful of being accused of 'slander'.
Leaders of the Three Realms' crimes were prosecuted.
Oh my God, how terrifying it is. How dare you say that you are the master of the world?" Birdman pointed at the two stunned Taoist priests beside the sports altar and said, "They are the disciples and grandsons of Sanqing. They often cast spells (
Report) to Heaven, be careful what you say."
"Oh, I understand, little one." said the Black Devil in the World.
"Also, this time, the underworld, the Immortal Law Palace, and the Immortal Law Palace are jointly enforcing the law. According to the "Three Realms Public Security Management Punishment Regulations", if your altar damages Feng Shui, you will be issued a fine in a while. Please fill it out."
People said, "And you kill people and eat their hearts, right? The Immortal Law Palace has given an order to increase the power of your thunder tribulation to the third level next time. Oops, the third level is so difficult to fight. You have to prepare well for the exam."
"Third level? To be honest, big brother, a small one can survive the nine thunder tribulations, let alone the third level." The black devil in the world said proudly.
"Oh, the monsters in the countryside have little knowledge." Bird Man said, "This thunder tribulation, the first level is nine ways, and the third level is twenty-seven ways. You kid, you will suffer a big loss because of your lack of education. Be careful.
Well, the power of thunder tribulation is multiplied several times for each level. I think your current level... you are dead."
"Then what should we do!" The black devil in the world was shocked.
"Three ways." Birdman said, "First, improve your strength. You, eating people's hearts is useless, why don't you practice more! Look at you, it seems that you have practiced for thousands of years, but your Taoism... tsk tsk tsk,
According to the "Third Revision of the Sanqing Sect's Taoist Cultivation Standards and Explanations", your eighty-year Taoist practice is barely considered efficient. It's too inefficient. More improvement is needed. Eighty-year Taoist practice can be achieved after thousands of years. What the hell?
ah!"
"Yes, the little one will work hard."
"Also, do more good deeds." Birdman said, "You were promoted to the power of thunder tribulation because of killing people, so naturally saving people can alleviate it. Haha, do some good deeds and don't talk about useless things. Less
Look at street stall literature, grandma, if you can eat people's hearts, you can be invincible in the three realms? Isn't that the ghost who specializes in poaching people's hearts in the underworld? Isn't that the cultivation of the Taoist ancestors? "
"The younger brother understands what the elder brother taught him. He will help others in the future and strive to be a 'moral model'."
"The last thing." Birdman asked with a puzzled face, "The last thing is the people who bribed the Lei Department. However, for someone like you, who has never even seen an entire spirit stone, you are bribing them with hundreds of spirit stones every day.
God of public service? Hahaha..."
"..." The black devil in the world blushed with embarrassment.
"Okay." Birdman stood up and said, "You can leave after filling out the ticket. I still have something to say with the two Taoist priests."
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"Please pay attention when reversing, please pay attention when reversing. Reverse..." Not far away, a special ghost car equipped by the swing control underworld, "Please pay attention when reversing, please pay attention when reversing..."