Loneliness is a lonely poem, and carnival is a passionate novel. I have forgotten the songs I sang yesterday, and I cannot remember the legends in the past. The only thing that worries me, the only thing I miss is the river...
"Fuck! What a crappy song!" Birdman turned off the car radio, "What kind of crappy singer is this? What a crappy lyrics!"
"Stinky crow, don't talk nonsense, be careful I fight you!" Swing turned the music back on, "It's Xiao Bailong, his latest single. It sounds good, it sounds good."
"..." Birdman was speechless, "Isn't he too busy? He still has time to compose music while working as a slave for others? Tsk, tsk, tsk, he still has too little life."
"Tch!" Swing said, "Today I was moved by my little white dragon's song, and I'm too lazy to argue with you."
"..."
Silence, silence, whose fault is it? Silence makes you so fragile. We should not continue to be so indifferent. This family relationship should keep in touch... (Adapted from the song of Phoenix Legend.)
"I heard that Red Boy was defeated by Sun Wukong." The swing driver said, "Unfortunately, in Fuxi No. 1 Middle School, he is the most obedient silly... friend."
"That's for sure." Birdman was certainly not surprised. "At his level, not to mention Sun Wukong, even Zhazhasha Wujing is no match for him. It's just that his life experience is too entangled, and most people don't dare to take action." Thinking of that.
A red boy with a similar personality to Nezha, Crow Crow said with emotion, "Haha."
"Crow, why are you laughing?"
"Did I laugh? Well, I laughed. It suddenly occurred to me that although Xiao Bailong was adopted by Ao Guang to the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Shun, he actually didn't stay in the West Sea for very long. After a while, one of his cousins
If you know how to commit suicide, I guess he won't care about it. Haha, that's interesting." Bird Man said.
"What are you talking about!" Swing said, "What cousin?"
"Actually, he's not a cousin." Birdman said, "As the old saying goes, family scandals should not be made public. In fact, that family has no close relationship with the Dragon King of the Four Seas, but because of Xiao Bailong's troubles... Haha. To be honest, the Ao family
Four brothers also
Cruel enough, in order to make the unlucky 'Little Dragon King' give up, he forcibly married Ao Shun's sister to him, hehe, hehe, hehe... By the way, I have to investigate when I have time, whether Xiao Bailong and those nine are the same
Brothers."
"You crow, you made me faint by saying these nonsense words, you bastard!" the fox protested.
"Don't think too much if you don't understand." Birdman smiled.
I don’t want to ask what your zodiac sign is. Why is there so much confusion in this era? Silence can lead to indifference. If this continues, what else can there be between us...
"Hey, what did you just say to those two Taoist priests?" Swing asked.
"Nothing, I just want to recruit them into the underworld." Birdman said.
"You didn't agree," said Zhuqian. "How could a Taoist priest from Maoshan, who has a well-established talent, enter the underworld? It's all a waste of effort."
"That's true. However, you have nothing to do, so let's give it a try." Birdman said, "Have all the hundred 'suspects' got on the bus?"
"Yeah." Swing said, "I've counted them all, and they're all there. Really, I was just killed by a little monster. The soul actually abandoned the body and ran away, which made me summon the soul for a long time. Humph! I'm so tired." It seems that the second
People have begun to become familiar with the ghost business.
"In the eyes of you and me, it's just a little monster, but in the eyes of mortals, the black devil in the world is more terrifying than the Taoist ancestor." Birdman said. "I mean, girl, your car... is really..." Seeing the ghost car running wildly in the underworld
Drawing a circle, Crow questioned, "Is it really Jiayi's driver's license?"
"..." Swing said nothing and tried his best to stabilize the car.
"You won't lie to me," Birdman said. "I remember that the driving school in Fuxi No. 1 Middle School can only get a B2 driver's license. You..." Searching in the fox's arms, he found a jade slip, "Ah
!!!! It’s actually a photo of Bingsan! You bastard fox, you lied to me! You don’t know how to drive a big car! Get down quickly and I’ll drive!”
"Oh, it's almost the same. It's all forward, backward, left and right. Jia San and Bing San are almost the same." Swing tried his best to argue, but unfortunately the ghost beast car became more and more unstable.
"You damn girl, it's just the same, but it's much worse! Come down quickly!" Birdman tried to take control of the swing, but he wouldn't let go of the swing.
"I at least have Bingsan's license. What about you, stupid crow, do you have a driver's license?" Swing asked.
"Your father, I have a special driver's license!" Birdman said, "Not to mention this big armored car, I can also drive a supreme golden immortal magic weapon!"
"You are bragging, I don't believe it. You are bragging, you are bragging..."
The ghost car was "painting a dragon" on the highway of the underworld, and there were bursts of exclamations in the carriage. The crows and foxes were only busy fighting for each other, and they didn't pay attention to the road. Billions of creatures walked through this road of Yin and Yang every day, and there was no room for their mischief.
A nice-looking ghost car tried to stop Birdman and the others...
"Bang~"
"Oh, you killed a ghost!" There was a huge chaos in the underworld.
"!!!" The birdman and the swing stopped instantly and hurriedly got out of the car to check. Not far away, on the median in the middle of Yinyang Road, a horse's face was exposed outside the disabled car. "It's over! It's really a fatal collision.
La!"
He walked carefully to the "victim", stretched out his hand and sighed. Suddenly, Ma Lian opened his mouth and said, "Ah!"
"Ah!!!!" The swing and the birdman were startled and screamed.
"Hahahaha... I scared you. Hahaha..." Ma Mian climbed out of the ruins and laughed, "Hahaha, I scared you two to death. Hahaha..."
"Oh, it turned out to be Brother Ma, I was shocked." Birdman said, "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Ma Mian pulled the unconscious Niu Tou out from under the car, "But Brother Niu seems to be in trouble."
"It can still be saved." Niu Tou said weakly.
"..."
Sitting on the ghost car controlled by the birdman, Niu Tou and Ma Mian talked to the crow while treating their wounds.
"I heard that you two were fired?" Niutou asked. "Transferred from the police station to the Chenghuang Station?"
"It's not the stinky girl on the swing who is causing the trouble. She insists on killing all the Qidaoquanzi Town. Grandma, it's unlucky that Emperor Dongyue Huang Feihu happened to be inspecting the world, and he heard it. After that... oh, I'm so angry.
Me!" Birdman said regretfully. "Fortunately, it's just a temporary suspension, not dismissed."
"Hahaha... I know, I know." Ma Mian said with a smile, "I heard that Huang Feihu went on patrol incognito and deliberately didn't identify himself, so he was slapped twice by the swing. Hahaha... it's so funny. Xie Bi'an said this to his brother that day
When it happened, he just made me laugh so hard, hahaha..."
"..." Birdman glared at the swing.
"Um..." Swing knew he was wrong and asked in a low voice, "Brother Niu, how did the town deal with it later? We didn't just let it go."
"Because Emperor Huang Feihu was at the scene, the local city god and the land attached great importance to it. The underworld sent three senior judges to investigate overnight and decided to shorten the life of the locals by 30 years and impose a sentence of inhumanity for two lifetimes. However..." Niutou pointed.
The person above said, "Later, Emperor Ziwei sent someone to send a letter of opinion, and then... haha, everyone's life span was only reduced by one year."
"What! You only lost one year of your life! I'm so angry!" Swing pouted and stared, very unhappy.
"Normal." Birdman said, "That is the place where the prodigy 'Little Master Chunyang' was born and died. If all mortals suddenly lose too many years of life, there will be rumors and bad influence. Of course Emperor Ziwei must
I came forward to plead for mercy. It’s normal.”
"That's right." Niu Tou said, "Later, even the Jade Emperor sent people to come forward to make peace."
"Now, the three people above do share a little bit of the same hatred." Birdman said, "But, it seems like they are still stumbling upon each other secretly."
"Haha, let's not worry about their nonsense." Ma Mian said, "That's right, I'm here to hire you and the swing, screw me..."
"No!" Birdman refused directly, "No! No!"
"..." The swing seemed to understand, but he didn't know why the birdman refused directly.