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Chapter 150: Rongshengzheng Director

"According to my guess, Brother Ma, have you been playing the Demon God Showdown on the Ancient Battlefield recently?" Birdman said jokingly, which seemed to have a special meaning.

"How do you, a crow, know about our secret operations?" Niutou asked.

"Haha, Brother Niu, if nothing else, the injuries you and Brother Ma have..." Birdman pointed at Ma's face, "It shouldn't be something that ordinary people can do, right? Haha, how about it? The two eldest brothers, the Ancient God Clan and the Ancient God Clan,

The evil ghosts of the demon clan are much stronger than those of the human race."

"Not only are there too many, they are just like clouds and mud." Ma Mian said, "We sent Xiang Yu, the ghost hero, Lu Bu, the ghost god, and Zhao Yun, the dragon gun, each leading 300 million elite Yin soldiers from three gaps into the battlefield of the Second Tribulation. As a result, we could not advance.

When we reached Thirty Thousand Miles, we were surrounded by evil ghosts. Brother Ma and I personally went to the rescue, but in the end we could only save half of the soldiers. The three heroic souls were seriously injured, and we were also seriously injured. Grandma's, twice that year

At the time of the war, we had just become enlightened, and although we did not participate, we knew something about it, so there should not be such a ferocious ghost."

"Hehehe..." Birdman laughed, "Oh, Brother Niu and Brother Ma, you guys, hahaha..."

"Crow, why are you laughing?"

"I'm laughing at you for being too poorly prepared." Birdman said, "The 'Second Tribulation' war was a great catastrophe for heaven and earth. After the war, several Hunyuan Golden Immortals directly sealed the ancient battlefield. Only your underworld has the right to open it. During this period, the battlefield

The various residual formations, forces, and magic weapons inside interact with each other, turning the entire battlefield into a delicately balanced whole. You enter rashly, the balance is broken, and the power of chaos rushes towards you like a torrential river... How can you challenge 100 million?

, 200 million ancient gods, ancient demons and ghosts are basically challenging the entire 'second tribulation' battlefield. Fortunately you run fast, otherwise...hehehehe..."

"Oh? There's another thing. Let me just say, as far as Brother Niu and I are concerned, our skills were definitely top-notch during World War II. How could it be so miserable?" Ma Mian thought for a while, "Then, if we really want to

Let off some air first?"

"???" Birdman heard something in Niutou's words and asked, "But is there anyone else who can give you two suggestions?"

"Yes." Niutou replied, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva helped create several 'venting formations' near the openings left by the seals of the Three Pure Ones."

"Haha." Birdman said, "Buddhism is really good at this thing. I don't know how many people they secretly 'taken away'." Birdman is too lazy to care about this matter. These days, as long as the swing is safe, the rest doesn't matter. "

Brother Niu and Brother Ma, that place is very dangerous and I don’t dare to go there, so of course Swing and I won’t join you.”

"You really don't want to go? I will give you two major generals, no, the rank of lieutenant general, do you want to go?" Ma Mian replied. Don't underestimate the two men with bull heads and horse faces. They are the commander-in-chief of the underworld's Yin soldiers, and their official positions are not as good as those of the ten great Yamas.

Although he is a human being, he is absolutely powerful in terms of power. He holds a large number of soldiers and is entrenched in the underworld. He is the overlord of one side and is more majestic than Li Jing, the Four Heavenly Kings and others in heaven.

"The generals won't go." Birdman refused sternly.

"..." Niu Tou and Ma Mian looked at each other and nodded, "Okay." They took out a jade slip from their arms and said, "Brother Fan wins."

It turns out that Niutou Mamian and Xie Bianfan Wujiu bet on whether Birdman will choose the underworld security force (Ministry of Public Security) or the Underworld Yin Military Department (Military Department). Birdman took the jade slip, looked at it, and was very happy. He and Swing "reinstated their official positions"

", but this time Swing is the deputy director, and Birdman is the right one. "Hahahaha... little fox, justice may be late, but I will definitely not be absent. Just stay under my command."

"You stinky crow, what do you have to show off! I don't want to be a good director yet. Bah! Not surprising!" The swing deliberately pushed the driver of the bird, causing the car to tilt and fall into the ditch.

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"Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Where are you, little conspiracy girl!" The high-spirited director of Police Station No. 108, Birdman, kicked open the door and said, "Conspiracy secretary, where are you!"

"Whoosh!" Before the crow could see anything clearly, a black shadow emerged from the house. It quickly disappeared at the end of the street.

"???" Birdman and Swingman were confused, "What the hell?"

"Director, you, you, you are back." Conspiracy stood in the room, looking at Birdman nervously, "When did you come back?"

"..." Although Birdman is very perverted, very stupid, very retarded, very brain-dead... very incompetent, his conspiracy is too much, and he is helpless to describe it. Anyone can see the problem, "Little beauty, what did you just do?

Run out, huh?"

"No, no, no." Qian Qian forced himself to regain his composure, "Director, while you are away, there are many documents coming from above. Please take a look at them quickly."

Looking at the piles of documents, Birdman pretended to scan them a few times, but his attention was still on the conspiracy. "It's strange. The little girl's hands seem to have been touched by the 'wishing force', but she doesn't have it on her body. It's strange."

Most of the documents are various types of "abnormalities", such as "satellite failure", "ghosts disappearing", "violent ghosts causing trouble", "insufficient ghosts", "abnormal reincarnation circumstances"... In addition to these, Mengpo also sent some "

"Intelligence", which contains a detailed record of the "battle" between Red Boy and Sun Wukong. "Director of Swing, Deputy! Please pick a task."

"Eat roast duck." Swing said.

"Um..." Birdman looked around, "There is no such mission."

"I! Want! Eat! Roast! Duck!" Swing shouted, "I haven't eaten for many days. I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat..."

"..." Birdman cursed in his heart, "How many days have you not eaten roast duck? How many days have I not had sex with a woman? Well... many months, many years, hundreds of years... Oh, Uncle Sanqing, Uncle Jesus

Ah! It looks like I’m still a virgin!!! It’s so miserable!”

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"Emperor Dongyue, long time no see." Yang Jian smiled and floated in the sky in the underworld, seeming to be waiting for someone.

"I have met the great god of justice." Huang Feihu bowed and bowed. Logically speaking, Huang Feihu's status and official rank were higher than that of Yang Jian. However, these days, if he is inferior to others, he can only bow his head. Besides, it is not shameful to bow his head to Yang Jian.

"The great god destroys the little god." Yang Jian said with a smile.

"I wonder if the True Lord is coming to the underworld...?" Huang Feihu asked.

"Haha, nothing happened. I heard that the underworld has been a bit busy recently. I'll come," Yang Jian paused, "to take a look."

"..." Huang Feihu looked around and saw that no one was around. "Yang Jian, it is rumored that you secretly paid a visit to Immortal Mengpo. I think I can't hide anything about coming to the underworld from you. If you have anything to say, just say it directly and don't beat around the bush."

"Happy!" Yang Jian said, "Emperor, as far as I know, you seem to have recently been inquiring about the information about the previous generation of Emperor Dongyue. Are you looking for the Jiuyue Tianxi?"

"That's right. Although I, the great emperor, have the decree of heaven and the list of gods, I don't have the Nine Mountains Celestial Seal. I am just a puppet. It's just a joke." Huang Feihu said.

"The Nine Mountains of the Three Realms are the Five Mountains in the world. Although the Yellow Emperor won the war between the Five Emperors, the mountain seal was accidentally lost and its whereabouts are unknown. You, the future Emperors of the Five Mountains, do not have that thing. It is true... haha." Yang Jian did not finish his words, but

The meaning is obvious. "Great God, the Little God is trusted by Zixiao Palace and can check the Great Cause and Effect Book of the Three Realms of Heaven and Earth. If you don't mind, the Little God can help find the Dongyue Celestial Seal, one of the Nine Mountain Seals."

"What conditions?" There is no such thing as free sesame cakes in the world, and Huang Feihu didn't think that Yang Jian, his former comrade-in-arms, was that good.

"Conditions? Hahahahahaha..." Yang Jian laughed.


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