"Thank you, Master, for saving me." The charming girl held the Birdman's hand, "Master, my home is nearby, and I would like to invite you two to come to my humble home so that I can thank some benefactors." That look and action directly attracted the crow.
Made me feel dazed.
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Not long ago, the crow and the fox walked into the forest and suddenly heard someone calling for help. Because it was a girl's voice, the birdman ran over "swishing". He saw a wolf howling under the tree and a woman shivering on the tree.
"It's very dangerous to get up"
"Urgent." "Beauty, let me save you!" Crow grabbed the swing's wrist, threw her out fiercely, and hit the wolf accurately. The wolf probably had never seen anyone so "cruel",
"Kill the wolf with men" and run away in despair.
"I'll go! Crow, you bastard!" Swing cursed in a low voice.
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Enter the deep forest, find a path, cross a small mountain, and see a manor about seven or eight miles away. Stand up and look at it, it is a really good place. It has pink bricks, pink tiles, pink walls, green trees, green grass and green steps, and the house is three to four meters wide.
Enter, there are five or six servants... (I'm not very good at this kind of description, but it's good anyway. In fact, I could add a paragraph about "praising the house".)
The birdman stared straight at the woman holding his hand, his eyes unwilling to leave for a moment. Swing was furious, Chuanyin cursed: "You know you are a monster, why are you acting like this? Isn't it embarrassing?"
"Hey, aren't we also monsters? What does it matter? Tsk, tsk, tsk, the girl is so pretty and her little hands are so soft. Hehehehe." Crow replied.
"Hmph!" the little fox said disdainfully, "I hope you can bear that arrogance."
"I've raised you so big, can't you bear the fox's anger?" said the birdman.
"Bah!" Swing jumped up and slapped the crow, "I'm not a coquettish grandma! If you dare to talk nonsense about castrating you again!"
"They are both foxes, what's the difference?" Birdman rubbed the back of his head in frustration.
"Of course it's different. We are from Qingqiu Mountain. We are clean, and we practice authentic magic. We are not slutty at all. Only these wild foxes in the countryside are so slutty!" Shuqi said, "I remember there is an old saying in Qingqiu Mountain,
'You can behave in a coquettish manner, but your body cannot be coquettish, otherwise you won't be able to sell at a high price'."
"Your 'old sayings' in Qingqiu Mountain are so straightforward." Birdman sighed.
Swing glanced at the woman and the other vixens at the door, and said: "The fox clan in the Three Realms can be roughly divided into two categories, those who belong to Qingqiu Mountain and those who do not belong to Qingqiu Mountain. The second category is also divided into those who are born in Qingqiu Mountain and those who have nothing to do with Qingqiu Mountain.
Among them, the first category has the smallest number of people. Most of them are foxes with higher cultivation talents and higher status. They mainly pursue strength, such as the grandma foxes in Qingqiu Mountain, and me."
"Haha, you? You are all mine, what does it have to do with Qingqiu Mountain?" Birdman said.
"The second category," said Zhuqian, "has more people than the first category, but less than the third category, but it is the most famous. They were all born in Qingqiu Mountain but left Qingqiu Mountain. For example, the one who caught up with Nuwa Empress
, founded the Xuanyuan Tomb branch, and possessed the nine-tailed sky fox in Daji's body, such as Hu Ah Liu, Hu Ah Qi, and the Long Live Fox King."
"Well, it is indeed famous."
"The last ones, which have nothing to do with Qingqiu Mountain, are these." Swing Qian's mouth arched, "pointing" to the woman walking in front, "They are wild foxes in the mountains. They were born with extremely low intelligence. They were born in Qingqiu Mountain and are extremely intelligent.
There is a huge gap between foxes, and they can only be cultivated by chance, but even their cultivation is mainly based on inferior wild spells. The cultivation time is not short, and their Taoism is not high. Sometimes ordinary Taoist priests can easily defeat them. The biggest characteristic of these people
That’s right, saucy.”
"Oh, you look like you are from the same race, but you seem to despise others." Birdman said, "If you weren't born in Qingqiu Mountain, wouldn't you be a coquettish person? Why do you look down on other girls?"
"These people practice evil laws and evil arts and harm living beings. How can they compare with me?" Shuqian said.
"Exactly, if you have a good trick, who will kill the living beings? It's not out of the question." Birdman said, "You people in the capital, who take advantage of the bonuses of the three realms but look down on those from other places, always say 'why not eat minced meat'? Are you going to die?"
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"You!" Swing Qian refused, "You can't do bad things then!"
"The three realms are unfair, and the laws of heaven are not strict. Those who steal hooks will be punished, and those who steal the country will be martyred. Thieves will be punished more, and big thieves will gain more. In this case, why should we respect heaven and care about heaven's rules. Besides, who said that killing living beings is a 'bad thing'? Is this the way of heaven?
?Hahahaha...the way of heaven is nothing."
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"Sir, this is my father," the woman introduced.
"I've met uncle, I am...?" Birdman turned around and asked the girl, "What's your name?"
"My Hu Heng." the girl replied.
"Uncle, Hu Heng and I have made a lifelong commitment to each other. We hope to get married tonight, please agree." The birdman said "seriously".
"..." The old fox thought to himself, "Today's 'deal' is so good."
"Um..." Hu Heng also wondered why this scholar was so perverted, "Okay, let's have a wedding tonight."
"Actually, it's okay now." Birdman urged, "I've been studying since I was a child, and I've been deeply familiar with the teachings of Confucius and Mencius. I'm very energetic. I'll serve you well tonight. I'll..."
"Pah!" Swing slapped Birdman on the back of the head again, "Don't be too vulgar! If you engage in pornography, you will be banned."
"This is..." The old fox asked the swing's identity.
"She is..." Birdman wanted to say that Swing is his sister, but...
"I am his mother." Swing said.
"???" Hu Heng and her father looked at each other and said awkwardly, "You look so young."
"There is a hereditary disease in my family, which will automatically shrink when you reach a certain age..." Swing's lies don't need to be drafted at all.
The two monsters Hu Heng and Old Fox whispered, "That scholar is so lustful. Doesn't he have a lot of yang energy? Will you get sick if you suck him? Look at him, he looks like a gangster."
"I'm worried too." The old fox said, "But that damn, uh... that little girl is pretty good. I'll change into a young man in a while and seduce her, maybe... hehehe."
The other side.
"Crow, aren't we here to investigate the disappearance of the scholar?" Swing said.
"What are you busy with? Let's talk about it later." Birdman said, "Let me tell you, if they want to harm you, just run away, but don't take action. Beating them to death like last time would be very disturbing.
"
"Don't worry, these guys are pretty good at cultivation and won't be shocked to death by the demonic energy." Swing said.
"Shock injuries are not enough!" Birdman said, "If Miss Hu Heng and I reach a 'critical moment', and you make a loud noise over there, I will do something like that. How bad it would be."
"Hmph!" Swing scolded, "You're going to spend your whole life playing with inflatable dolls!"
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"Lu'er, the matter between you and that vixen should be dealt with by this Immortal, but Cihang has something to ask for here, so you should take the blame and make a meritorious service." A certain boss said, "Go, go, fate is approaching, you go and make peace with him."