Chapter 158 The official word has two mouths and eats all directions
If you fail to rob someone, continue working as a security guard.
"Reporting to the captain, the ghosts in charge of our team have passed through the toll station smoothly. Please give instructions on the next action!"
The little fox pretended to salute and ask questions, and the crow also responded in a decent manner, "Swing member, I now order you to lead our team's "million members" to rush to various places in the world of heaven and earth to issue passes!"
"yes, sir!"
Growing up and having fun by yourself, these two spirits are "valuable". The swing walked in front, and the birdman followed behind and shouted slogans, pretending to be "a million-member team".
Generally speaking, ghosts live in the underworld, but when the wisdom of certain groups of creatures reaches a certain level, after the creature dies, its descendants will dig a ghost house, which is a "grave" for it in the Yang world. The ghosts who live in the tombs in the Yang world
Generally speaking, life is pretty good. After all, in the Three Realms, all human beings
This kind of power is the "softest", and the soul will be very comfortable, but it is not without its disadvantages. First of all, area confinement. Generally speaking, ghosts can only walk within a certain range of their own graves. If it exceeds the range, it will be "miserable". Not only
It is possible to get lost and become a ghost, and it may not be possible
Burned by the sun. Also, under normal circumstances, every ghost has a spell set by the underworld, which can be regarded as an "invisible chain (hukou)" that limits the ghost's movement range. Therefore, ghosts in the underworld are equivalent to being imprisoned.
.Second, transportation issues. Ghosts in the underworld, even wild ghosts
, as long as you have money, you can always take a bus to Fengdu City or Jinhua City for shopping, but this is not possible in the human world, there are only a few ghost buses a year. Qingming Festival, July 15th, is a small year. The Qingming ghost bus lasts for three days in total
, is the earliest passenger transport route from the underworld to the human world, hosted by the Ten Great Yamas
The review and opening time is three days. On July 15th, which is now the Hungry Ghost Festival, the underworld will send a large number of ghost buses to various places, not only for the ghosts traveling from the underworld to the underworld, but also for the ghosts in the graves who want to enter the underworld. This
The festival is the Sanqing Sect and the Wa Palace jointly reported to Zixiao
The last application was in Xiaonian. Because on that day the Kitchen God went to heaven, the "Kitchen God Charity Porridge" in the world was closed, and the wild ghosts who lived and wandered in the world were not willing to worship. It was very pitiful that the Great Immortal Meng Po decided to open the "Yin and Yang"
"Yun Dao" lasts for seven days, and there are buses and trucks every day.
It is very lively. However, there are "cars" only three times a year. At other times, the ghosts in the world can only stay in their own areas, which is very boring. Of course, if you have enough "money" or a large ghost gathering area
, that is, the "big grave circle", a large cemetery, you can spend money to apply to the underworld
Passenger buses are available, but this service is not only very expensive, but also requires someone "underneath", and few ghost families in the world can get it. In addition, you can also spend money to ask ghosts to borrow some mana, move around, and have dreams.
.Although it is slightly illegal, no one usually checks it.
The so-called "issuance of passes" by Bird Man and Swing is actually related to the two points above. The first is to temporarily extend the scope of the "chain" to allow ghosts who are usually bound to "scare away", and the second is to issue one-day passes.
"Free ticket".
"Wow, those guys' restraint spells are really good. The range of movement is so big. Wow, wow, wow, it's too big." The swing duo passed by a large cemetery and saw that all the ghosts inside had extremely long "chains"
, very surprised. "With such a large range of movement, it's almost the same as walking at will, right? What's going on?"
"Hey, girl, you have been with me for so long, why don't you understand this?" Bird Man said, "Money, the more money you give, the better the spells will be. If you don't have money...hehe
, you understand.”
"It's so corrupt. You can charge money anywhere." Swing sighed, "Huh? In this case, why not spend more money to eliminate the power of the technique?"
"This restriction technique not only has a binding effect, but also a protective effect." Birdman explained, "In some places in the world, the yang energy is strong during the day, and ghosts are easily injured by the yang energy. This technique can continuously provide yin energy.
It has a certain protective effect. With it, you are not afraid of being burned even if the sun shines during the day within the 'legal' range. Also, it can prevent the 'wind' from blowing away the soul. What a good thing."
"Oh." Swing nodded, "It's better to have money."
"The family just now belongs to the old Zhang family, Zhang family. You know, the Zhang family in the world are all relatives of the Jade Emperor, you know." Birdman said.
It is not difficult to issue passes. You just need to follow the "Manual on the Behavior of Ghost Agents in the Underworld". Moreover, crows are powerful, which makes it much more convenient. With just one stick of incense, more than three million "passes" were issued, and by the way, they helped a few people.
Be a witness to the "grave sale".
"Graves with good Feng Shui are very expensive." Birdman said, "There are many intermediary ghosts in the underworld, and they often help ghosts in the yin and yang worlds trade yin houses. In addition to ghosts in the yin world buying yin houses in the yang world, sometimes ghosts in the yang world and the yin world also buy each other.
I know how to change my house. The rule of thumb is good feng shui. If the price is high, the feng shui is bad.
, the price is low. However, sometimes some extreme Feng Shui can be sold at a good price. After all, there are many ghosts who like to practice. Since it involves the replacement of 'spells', this kind of thing requires the presence of a slightly higher-level ghost.
.Haha, even though the few orders I just made were small transactions, they still made a lot of extra money."
"Are all intermediary ghosts people from the underworld?"
"Of course. Do you still remember Judge Wang who was shuanggui some time ago? His nephew from his second sister's family, his grandnephew from his third uncle's family, and his niece from his sixth uncle's family all work as intermediaries. Oh, but...
If you have money, you can always get inside information, and you can only make profits without losing anything." Bird Man said, "It's a pity that we were caught together a few days ago. Haha."
"Alas!" Zhuqian said enviously, "It seems that as long as you establish a relationship with an official, you can make money from anything. Alas~ Dad, how about you seduce a powerful female judge?"
"You think I don't want to do it? It's not something that everyone looks down on." Bird Man said, "Besides, you are a dragster, who wants it?"
"Tsk, you're blaming me again, you scumbag!" Swing taunted.
The tasks officially assigned by the underworld are basically completed, and the only remaining problem is the "return". Some ghosts with registered residence in the underworld are nostalgic for the human world and are unwilling to go to the underworld. The bird people need to be moved (captured) with love (violence) until the end of the Ghost Festival.
) They return to the underworld. This is a simple matter. As the same saying goes, crows are strong and such a small thing is easy.
"Let's go to Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum Hotel for dinner." Birdman threw the swing on his back and fled away.
"Ah? Going to Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum? That's not good, that's the only nine-star hotel in the world, and our little salary... isn't good," said Swing, "You forgot that you were beaten last time we had the King's Dinner.
What happened?"
"Hey, forget about what happened last time." Birdman said, "This time it's public funds. You can play with it as you want, and eat as you want!"