(This chapter is a spoof of "Little Red Riding Hood")
Saying goodbye to Yunbei, the two people in Swing went to the last location where the Immortal One needed to be inspected, Linge Country in Yaohua District. This Immortal One was specially assigned by the Great God Blue Bird, and there must be no mistakes. In addition, the two interventions caused bad results.
As a result, Chang'e decided to control her own hands this time.
On the way, Zhuqian asked Chang'e how to deal with Wang Fugui's family. Chang'e said that she had reported it to the Ministry of Lei and asked them to cooperate with the underworld to enforce the law.
"I guess there will be no results and it will be settled." Zhuqian experienced what happened in Qidaoquanzi Town and was quite disappointed with the underworld.
"The life span is at least reduced." Chang'e said, "When it comes to the Queen Mother's personnel, the underworld will generally handle it with caution. The Queen Mother is the target of 'those two' trying to win over her, and 'those two' will support her requests.
. This time maybe the Plague God Department of the Military Department will impose a natural punishment of acute illness. For big men like them, these mortals are nothing, and I guess such trivial matters will not reach the ears of big men at all, and subordinates will naturally take care of it.
It’s all right.”
"That's pretty much it." Swing shook its little tail to express satisfaction.
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A few years ago, a lively and healthy little girl was born in a village in Linger Country. She was beautiful, smart, and loved by everyone. Because the girl’s grandmother made her a green skirt and a green top hat, everyone
They all call her "little green hat".
One day, the little green hat's mother said to the little green hat: "Oh! My little green hat, today's weather is just like the vegetables cooked last night. It's very good. Why don't you bring some snacks and go see your grandmother?"
?How about it?"
"Oh! My dear mother, of course, I will bring delicious snacks to visit grandma." The little green hat replied.
The mother smiled and said: "Oh my God! My lovely baby is so obedient, but remember not to take the path, do you understand?"
"Trail? Oh! Of course, of course, mom, don't worry, I won't take the trail." The little green hat replied.
Carrying a small basket of snacks, the little green hat set off on the road to her grandmother's house. The sun in the sky was too strong. After walking for a while, the little green hat felt hot. After thinking about it, she decided to take a path with more shade, "Oh, I
My dear little cuckold, you are such a bad boy for disobeying your mother’s words, my God.” The path was indeed cooler, the birds were singing, the flowers were fragrant, and the creek was gurgling. It was really comfortable. Not far away, suddenly there was a groaning and wailing sound in the distance.
, the little green hat followed the sound, and saw a Taoist priest leaning in front of a tree, with something on his chest.
"Oh! My God, sir, what's wrong with you?" the little green hat asked.
"Little girl, I was attacked by a wolf demon. I am in pain like a beast caught in a clamp." The Taoist priest replied.
"So that's it. So sir, goodbye." The little green hat waved his hand and prepared to leave.
"Little girl, aren't you ready to help me? Aren't you willing to help a stranger?" the Taoist priest begged.
"Help you? Oh! My God, my God, look at my brain, it seems to be filled with white clouds in the sky. Yes, I will help. I am willing, I am willing like a lark. Sir
"What do you want to help me with? Do you want a snack? My mother made it. It's delicious. Do you want it?" asked the little green hat.
"Thank you girl for your kindness, but it's not needed now." The Taoist priest said, "I broke one of the wolf demon's teeth, and only this one, the most powerful canine tooth, pierced my chest. Can you help me pull it out?
"
"Whoa!" The little green hat pulled it, and the big teeth were pulled out.
"Ah!" The Taoist priest was in great pain, "No, no, no, I'm not ready yet, no, no, no, oh! You are too anxious."
"Poof!" The little green hat thrust his teeth back in again.
"Ah!!!" the Taoist priest shouted louder, "Since it has been pulled out, why did it come in again?"
"Shua!" The little green hat grabbed his teeth again.
"ah!"
"puff!"
"ah!"
…
After several times, the Taoist priest asked the little cuckold to stay away from him, and then reluctantly pulled out the tooth himself.
"Oh! Sir, it seems everything is fine. Now I'm leaving. I also want to send snacks to grandma." said the little green hat.
"Come on, let's go, lovely lady, thank you for your help, goodbye." The Taoist priest gritted his teeth and said thanks. Since the wolf demon might still be nearby, he quietly threw a charm and stuck it on the "little green hat" that had been
The Taoist priest's blood-stained red hat protects her. The Taoist priest has extraordinary eyesight and sees that the little green hat has a special physique. The wolf demon was injured by him and needs to replenish his strength, so the little green hat is the most suitable.
The little green hat was very happy to be able to "help" others. She jumped up and down, humming a cute little song and walked to her grandmother's house. But she didn't realize that she had been stared at by a pair of evil eyes, a man with a mouth full of teeth missing.
The fallen wolf demon looked at the little cuckold with green eyes, full of "angry" and fear. However, he also saw the charm on the cuckold and was a little afraid to do it. Suddenly he remembered that the little cuckold was going to her grandmother's house, and he felt something in his heart.
The wolf demon quickly came to the little cuckold’s grandmother’s house, ate the old lady alive, and then lay on the bed, waiting for the little cuckold’s arrival.
Soon, the little cuckold came. She walked into the room, came to her grandmother's bedside, looked at "grandmother", and asked innocently: "Oh! My grandmother, why are your ears so long?"
"Because grandma wants to hear your voice better." The wolf demon replied.
"Then why are your hands so big?" the little green hat asked again.
"Because grandma wants to hug my cute little cuckold." The wolf demon replied.
"What about your eyes? Why are they green?" the little green hat asked.
"That's the reflection of the green hat on your head." The wolf demon made up the story, "Little green hat, please take off your hat quickly. When I see it, I think of your grandfather. This hat was originally given to your grandfather, but
Your grandfather passed away early, so he gave it to you. Please take off the hat."
"Oh?! It seems that what mom said is true. I thought it was fake." The little green hat nodded and took off the green hat.
The wolf demon was overjoyed and said: "Little Green Riding Hood, is the weather good outside?"
"It's getting better, but it's a little cloudy and cold now." The little green hat answered.
"Cold? That's good," the wolf demon opened its mouth, "Come on, come into my mouth, it's warm in here."
The little green hat nodded, "That makes sense. Thank you, grandma." As she said that, she got into the wolf monster's mouth.
Things were going so smoothly, and the wolf demon instantly relaxed. Although he was worried that eating a little cuckold, a child with a seemingly defective IQ, would be infected with mental retardation, at least he would not die for the time being. He thought about being chased by a Taoist priest for the past few days, and the wolf demon took the shape of
He was so destitute that he fell asleep in bed after a while, snoring loudly.
At this moment, the Taoist priest who had just been rescued passed by the house and heard snoring in the house. He became suspicious. He secretly entered the room and saw the wolf demon there. He raised his hand and wanted to use the palm thunder to kill the monster, but he suddenly heard the wolf demon.
The little cuckold's voice came from the belly: "Grandma, why is there a grandmother here? But it's really warm."
"Not good!" The Taoist priest then realized that the little cuckold had been eaten. He carefully used magic to put the wolf demon into a deep sleep. Then he found a peach wood sword and opened the belly of the wolf demon, and found the fainted figure inside.
The grandmother and the little cuckold are completely confused about the situation.
"Sir, are you here to keep warm too? Come on, come in." the little green hat said kindly.
"..." The Taoist priest was speechless and did not answer. He took out the little girl and the old lady. Seeing the wolf demon who was still sleeping, the Taoist priest spread his hair and walked on the sky, "Hey! Evil demon, today is the day you die!"
Please ask the nine-day Yingyuan Thunder God Puhua Tianzun to cast a spell and help me to subdue the demon~yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~" The Taoist took all the anger he had received from the little green hat on the wolf demon and prepared to invite him.
The thunder of the gods completely shattered the wolf demon and the god.
"Wait!" Finally it was Swing and Chang'e's turn to appear. Fairy Chang'e transformed into her true fairy body, and suddenly the small village was filled with auspicious clouds.
The Taoist priest looked up and saw two "immortal-like" immortals. He quickly bowed and said, "I have seen the gods."
"Oh, my God, look at those two ladies. They are as beautiful as the flowers you see on the road. No, no, they are more charming than flowers." The little green hat sighed.
"Go to hell!" Swing had already had enough of the little cuckold's way of speaking, so he used a spell to seal the little girl's mouth.
Chang'e stood in the clouds, her voice contained fairy magic, hazy, solemn and solemn, "I see this wolf monster, except for this time when it devours human beings, it has no killing intent. If so, I will spare his life." This is indeed the case.
, in fact, if it weren’t for the strict order from the elders of the sect, the Taoist would not have wanted to kill this famous local vegetarian wolf demon. The wolf demon was also angry and held the position of "Why should you arrest me when you obviously didn't kill anyone? In this case, I have to eat a personal taste today."
Try!" With this mentality, Chang'e used her magical power, and the wolf demon quickly shrank in size, and finally turned into a shape slightly larger than an ordinary dog. "Wolf demon, you violated the laws of heaven and should have been executed, but I gave you this gift.
An opportunity to practice again. From today on, you will serve the little green hat and protect her. This girl has endless potential. If she becomes an immortal and attains enlightenment one day, she will also be able to bless you."
"Woof woof!" The wolf demon expressed his willingness.
Chang'e then said to the Taoist priest: "Just accept the little green hat as your disciple. I think you can lead her to the path of immortality."
"Yes." said the Taoist priest.
The swing threw something to the Taoist priest from the sky, "For you?"
"What kind of magic weapon is this?" It looks like a walnut, and the Taoist priest is puzzled.
"It's just walnuts. It's for your apprentice's brain. Why do you look like a retard!" said Swing.
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At this point, the inspection mission of Xianyuan in Yaoguang District is over, with a narrow victory of 2 to 1!