In Qiu Niao Cave, a woman was sitting on the sofa and laughing. The bird man was sitting opposite, speechless, with a bruised nose and swollen face. The swing was surrounding the woman, looking here and there, looking very curious.
"Why can't you grow up, you silly girl!" Birdman yelled, "Can't you just wait at the door? What are you doing to break the door? Do you know that the Taotie old lady is so shady? This door is very expensive! And
Yes, why are you hiding behind the door to scare me! Look, you threw me! How come you haven’t grown up over the years!”
"Hahahaha..." The woman smiled happily, "You are the same, your hair stood on end when you were scared, just like when you were a child! Hahaha..." After a long time, she probably had enough laughter and said, "
Don't blame me, I'm at your door
I waited for more than ten days, but no one was there. I was so hungry that I broke the door. Your family is so poor. There is nothing delicious in the refrigerator, and it seems to be spoiled... Oops, my stomach hurts, my stomach hurts, it hurts.
The birdman asked the swing to get some boiling water, and then poured it into the woman's mouth. Soon the woman stopped crying out in pain and choked to death!
"Ahem! You little bird, you want me to drown again!" the woman yelled.
Swing looked at the birdman, then at the woman, and said, "Are you the Great God Jingwei?"
"Hey, little girl, do you know me?" Jingwei took out a torn and tattered work ID card, which said "Jingwei, Director of the Reclamation Department of the Three Realms Bureau of Land Resources".
"I don't know him, but," Zhuqian said, "Last time Crow was arrested for molesting a woman, and he asked me to pretend to be you to bail him out."
"..." Jingwei smiled evilly and stared at the birdman, "It is indeed you. Let me tell you, who is so bold and dares to pretend to be me, the only ones are you and that little brother."
"No, no, no," Birdman said with an awkward expression, "Don't listen to my wife's nonsense, she's not smart."
Jingwei touched his chin, looked at the swing, and asked, "Are you his wife?"
Zhu Qian nodded shyly and said, "Well, I just got married today."
"Oops! Then," Jingwei thought for a while, "then I have to give a gift, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Birdman and Swing kept nodding, looking forward to it.
Jingwei searched in his pocket for a long time and took out a fairy stone full of mud, "Here you go."
"Just one?" Birdman and Swing asked.
"Hehehehe, there are three in total, but I want to keep two for dinner." Jingwei said with a smile, "I should have a lot in my salary card, but I am so good at using it that I don't know how to take it out. The development is too fast now.
It has changed so much from ancient times that I haven't adapted yet. This was given to me by my eldest sister before I left the Wa Palace."
"Okay then." A piece of immortal stone is also good, if you can cheat a little bit, there will be no too many birds and swings.
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Jingwei sat for a while and suddenly said: "Hey, I heard that you have a little fox adopted daughter? Why didn't you see it? Call me out and have a look. I heard that she is a nine-tailed celestial fox."
"Uh~"
The "newlyweds" stared with big eyes and small eyes, not knowing how to answer. Birdman leaned on the swing and said a few words in the ear. The swing walked into a room, then came back quickly, knelt on his knees, "I have met the great master Jingwei!"
"???" Jingwei was puzzled, "Niece-in-law, what are you...? Didn't we meet just now? Why are you saying hello again?"
Birdman explained: "This is not the one just now, this is my girl, the adopted daughter in the legend. In fact, the one just now and I gave birth to her before we were married. The so-called little fox is not my adopted daughter, but her biological child. They
The two of them look very similar. There is a saying in the human race: "Marriage has three treasures: a house, a car, and money." I have no money, no car, no house, so I dare not get married. I can't give them status, so I can only live in a rented house. Oh~ it's so miserable.
Ah~~~"
"Oh, so that's it." Master Jingwei was very moved. He searched in his pocket for a long time and found another fairy stone that was full of mud. "Here, little cutie, is the meeting gift."
"Thank you, Master Jingwei." Swing's pretending daughter said gratefully.
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After a while, the swing and the birdman walked into a certain room. Not long after, a scream came from inside: "Oh! Wife, why are you dead? It's so miserable."
Jingwei was startled and ran over to take a look. He saw Birdman hugging his "daughter-in-law" and crying, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"You came to visit me. My wife was so excited that she died accidentally. Wuwuwu..." Birdman cried.
"What!" Jingwei collapsed on the ground, slapping his thighs and crying bitterly, "How could this happen! How could this happen! Oh my God, Sister Nuwa, how could this happen! It's so miserable! My nephew and daughter-in-law all blame me! Wow!
Wuwu..." Crying, she took out a mud fairy stone again, "Here, go buy some good coffin materials and bury it."
"Okay!" Birdman snatched the immortal stone and returned to the hall happily, sitting on the sofa and drinking tea.
Swing, who was pretending to be dead, also stood up directly, took out a roast duck from his bag, and opened the door regardless of his "hurried face". The guard was shocked, "What's going on?!" and walked to Birdman's side.
, asked: "Your wife... seems to be alive again. Huh? And, where is your daughter?"
"Haha, you silly girl, I lied to you. I don't have a wife, I dress up all by myself. She is the nine-tailed sky fox, my daughter. You silly girl, you are still as silly as before! Hahaha...
..." Birdman said.
"You...I...she...you..." Jingwei kept scratching the back of her head, thinking "rapidly", and finally her head started to smoke, and she must have crashed. She laughed suddenly, "Oh, oh, no.
I think that my extremely smart Jingwei will be fooled one day, hahahaha..."
"..." Swing was speechless to the extreme.
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Of course Jingwei's visit this time was not just for fun, he had serious business.
"You two, where have you been during this time?" Jingwei asked, "I heard from Xiao Yang Jian that you should have completed his mission half a month ago."
"Let's go sell Mother and Child River to treat infertility..." Swing opened his mouth quickly and said, but luckily Birdman covered it. The water of Mother and Child River is now a prohibited item, and the heaven strictly ordered water to be taken from the river.
"We, father and daughter, have nothing to do. We spend a few days traveling around the mountains and rivers, picking flowers and admiring the moon." Birdman said.
"Tch! Just like when I was little, I know how to play." Jingwei said, "I'll tell you something and help me do it."
"Give money." The swing and the birdman will do anything as long as you give them money.
"Didn't I just give you two three stones?" Jingwei said.
"That was cheated by the two of us. It is the fruit of our labor and cannot be counted." Birdman argued, "You have to give me more."
"Okay, okay, okay." Jingwei said, "I'll have someone deliver it later."
"Tell me, what's the matter?" Birdman asked.
Jingwei said: "Recent things...you know. Xiao Yangjian said that you seemed to be involved. The Queen Mother ordered the re-mapping of the Three Realms map, but many of the Land Bureau's employees were suspended and there were not enough staff, so we could only let other departments of ours temporarily join the surveying and mapping
, the East China Sea belongs to me. But you also know that Donghai and I have some misunderstandings, so... hehehe."
"Let us draw a map of the East China Sea?" Birdman was very disgusted, "I said silly girl, are you kidding me! East China Sea! East China Sea! That is the East China Sea! Ao Guang's territory! When the Jade Emperor wanted to draw a map there, he was rejected. I
A little monster? You want to kill me."
"No way, I heard that you are acquainted with Ao Guang." Jingwei begged, "Besides, this time the Queen Mother issued the order in the name of the 'Yaochi Emperor's Order', so I can't do anything about it. If it doesn't work, I
But you will be punished."
"Hmph! The scope of Queen Mother's 'one stone and ten thousand birds' conspiracy is so big that she even reaches out to the East China Sea." Birdman said, "But at the worst, you can just resign. What are you afraid of? Just go back to your Wa Palace."
"No, what happened when I died was so embarrassing, how can I have the shame to go back and see Sister Nuwa." Jingwei said, "Besides, the Wa Palace is so boring, I don't want to go back."
"Then go by yourself," Birdman said, "anyway, the matter between you and Donghai is a misunderstanding."
"But I'm afraid of Ao Guang. Zu Long's eldest son, that guy is so powerful." Jingwei said, "I'm stupid with my mouth. If I don't do it right, I'll get beaten easily. You go ahead."
"You mean I'm not afraid?" Birdman asked.
"Oh, please, I'm begging you." Jingwei said, "If you have any difficulties, you can ask them. I'll let Zhang Bairen solve them for you."