After all, we are mortals. We were very excited to ride the Kirin. The ghosts in Zhangjiacun asked: "Master, can we have such a mount after we become ghost servants?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Swing said angrily, "This is not a mount, it's a pet! You are not allowed to talk nonsense in front of Zhizhi."
The ghosts thought to themselves: "There is no difference."
The birdman said: "You don't. This Qilin is raised by my family. If it weren't for the transportation subsidy recently introduced by the underworld, I wouldn't let him go out. Our author's writing skills are not steady, and he can't control more characters.
live."
As they talked, the ghosts talked about Zhang Guolao's identity. They had long known that Zhang Guolao was an immortal, but they didn't know what kind of immortal he was, so they asked the birdman. The crow replied: "Zhang Guolao, one of the eight immortals."
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"Eight Immortals? I don't think I've heard of it." The ghosts shook their heads.
"The Eight Immortals haven't officially returned to their throne yet, of course you don't know," Birdman explained, "The Eight Immortals are a position in the Immortal Class that will be established in the future, and Zhang Guolao is a senior preparatory priest."
"Is that so?" the ghosts asked again, "Who are the other Eight Immortals?"
The birdman said: "Let me tell you, when you go to the underworld, there are some things you can ask and some things you cannot ask. For example, this question is not something you should ask."
"Oh, I understand." The ghosts nodded.
They didn't ask, but the little fox was a little anxious. He sent a message and said: "Dad Crow, tell me, who are the eight immortals? I only know Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli, who are the others? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
There is this Zhang Guolao."
Birdman said: "The position of the Eight Immortals is very important, and the composition of the personnel is complex. They are Tieguai Li Lixuan recommended by the Sanqing Sect, Han Zhongli, a boy from Tushita Palace, Chunyang Taoist incarnated by Emperor Donghua, and recommended by the Three Emperors Fire Cloud Cave.
Zhang Guo, there is also one recommended by the Western Leiyin Temple, one recommended by the Wa Palace, one recommended by the Jade Emperor, and one recommended by the Queen Mother."
"Don't you know the names of the following people?" Although Swing is a bit silly, he can feel that his father seems to know the future after such a long time.
"I know," Birdman said with a wicked smile, "but I won't tell you!"
"Oh, oh, oh, you're angry with me again, I'll beat you to death, beat you to death, beat you to death!" The swing and the birdman were playing together.
The ghosts looked at the two "great gods" having fun and smiled knowingly: "It seems that the underworld is not the dark and gloomy place in the legend. There is also sunshine."
The group of people slowly came to the underworld, and first reported to the Ten Halls of Yama. After that, the birdman flew to the Jinhua District with a group of Zhang's ghosts. Before the crow could inform the Immortal Mengpo about the matter, the district department had already sent special personnel to deal with it.
The source of information from Immortal Mengpo is quite powerful.
"Let's go back to the police station and see what those two brats are doing." Bird Man said.
Arrive at the No. 108 Police Station, enter the door, and see Yinmu silently sorting out documents, while Guiji is cleaning. The fox and the crow are a little "disappointed". They originally wanted to find trouble, but these two little guys are so diligent that they really can't act like monsters.
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"Sir, Miss, you are back." Yinmu greeted Guiji, "How are you, have you found Yin Yang Tea?"
"I found it, I found it," Birdman said pretending to be annoyed, "Here, let's serve some food."
"Yes." Guiji walked into the kitchen and quickly brought out two bowls of rice, the aroma was fragrant.
"???" Birdman stared at the rice with doubt in his eyes, "This rice seems to be different from the previous one."
"Sir, you have good eyesight," Gui Ji said, "This is the new rice that came on the market yesterday. Our Jinhua District can finally produce our own Huangquan rice. This is the first wave of mature rice. I specially bought it for you two to try.
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"It's very good." Swing Qian is a foodie, he doesn't care about anything, he just opens his mouth and starts eating. "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious..."
The birdman hesitated for a while, "Forget it, if you don't want to eat this, get me the Huangquan rice produced in the Fengdu City area."
"This..." he said, "Sir, the rice from our Jinhua District has just won the gold medal at the Underworld Agricultural Products Exhibition and is known as the best rice in the underworld. Why do you want to eat the rice from Fengdu City? I listen to the two reasonable judges.
Your Excellency said that eating this rice is very good for people’s cultivation, and now even the Tenth Hall Yama has ordered this kind of rice..."
"Cut the nonsense, stop the nonsense, don't eat, don't eat." Birdman said.
There was no other way, so Yinmu and Guihe had no choice but to go to the street to sell Huangquan rice from Fengdu City.
"Dad, it's delicious. Why don't you eat it? If not, give me your bowl too." Swing Qian quickly finished his own and licked his lips with his little tongue.
"You idiot, the reason why this rice is better than the rice in Fengdu City is because it contains the extra merit power of the great sage's merit blood," the birdman said, "merit, it is incompatible with me, can I eat it?
?Especially since I’m seriously injured now, aren’t you afraid that I’ll die on the spot after eating! You’ll be an orphan!”
"Tch, I'm really picky about food, I'm not a good boy." Swing said.
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After dinner and having nothing to do, Birdman proposed to go on a trip, and Yinmu and Guiji also went together. The two little ghosts were very happy. They knew that they were guilty of serious crimes and usually worked very hard and never slacked off.
I have a chance to go out and rest. It would be nice to go out and play with me.
The reluctant Zhizhi became louder again, and the four people from the 108 Police Station headed towards the outskirts of Jinhua District. The two little guys on the road were very excited, "Wow! Look at Yinmu, that tree must be several thousand feet high.
"Okay." "Wow, look at it, that piece is Huangquan wheat." "That piece is specially provided to the Ten Palaces of Yama.
It’s purely manual farming, without additional chemicals or fertilizers, and all pests and weeds are removed manually..." "Over there, over there, it’s such a big rice field, at least 300 million hectares." "And over there, there are so many ghosts.
Qilin is plowing the fields." "Ah! Look, look, the ghost dragon is watering the crops. Oh my, this is the first time I've seen it."
In stark contrast to the two imps, there are three birdmen. Qilin lowers his head and walks forward silently. Birdman sits on the front of Qilin's back with his shoulders raised and sulks. The swing transforms into a small nine-tails and squats on the head of birdman.
They were not very happy, and the three of them cursed in their hearts: "Is that so? Can you consider the feelings of the three of us singles!"
Guiji showed off in front of Yinmu: "Yinmu, do you know what Huangquan rice is?"
"I don't know." Yinmu shook his head.
Gui Ji said with a smile: "Huangquan rice was originally a rough edible plant growing in the underworld. After the return of the Three Emperors, Meng Po asked Emperor Shennong to improve it into what it is today. Because it needs to be watered at least once during its growth period,
The water of Huangquan is therefore called Huangquan rice. Huangquan rice is extremely effective in cultivating the soul (Yanshen), nourishing yin and replenishing qi... and is popular in the three realms."
"Wow, you know a lot." The little girl Yinmu praised her with eyes like stars.
The three birdmen once again cursed in their hearts: "The sour smell of love, bah!"
Gui Ji continued: "There are still many things that can be exported from the underworld."
"Really?" Yin's eyes stared straight at Guiji, unwilling to move for a moment.
"The underworld is the largest manufacturing area for low-end products in the Three Realms, and more than 90% of daily necessities come from here; the underworld is also the largest labor export place in the Three Realms. When unnatural damage occurs in the mortal world and needs to be repaired, ghosts will be seconded to participate in the work through the underworld; there are hundreds of millions of people in the Three Realms
Ji's City God, Earth Mountain God He Bo, 30% of whom are from the underworld; the underworld also has the largest talent recommendation meeting, and the major forces in the three realms
They come to the underworld every year to select talents, and it is said that the handling fees are very expensive; the underworld also has one of the top ten lending companies in the three realms, and its business in terms of wish power is the best in the three realms. Countless monsters without believers will buy will power from the underworld... Bai Dao
In addition to business, Hell is also the largest information seller in the underworld, the largest illegal slave dealer, the largest contraband seller, and the largest smuggler..."
"Wow, you are so knowledgeable." The little girl with Yinmu said in admiration.
On the other side, Bird Man and Swing discussed: "How about we kill them here, love and other things are the most abominable."
"Okay! All the 'rechargers' deserve to die! Burn them to death!"