"Yu'er is not an ordinary person." The man continued, "The War of Ten Thousand Beasts, the War of Monsters and Gods, and the War of Conferring Gods. The three battles that affected the heaven and earth resulted in the death of countless heroes. That group of people often collect the remaining souls to splice them together, reincarnate into spirits, and transform into spirits.
Yu'er is one of the subjugation behaviors. It's just that another group of people are trying to deal with me, borrowing knives to kill people, and the layout makes Yu'er and I have cause and effect. This is exactly what happened here."
"That's it." Birdman said, "It's a pity that Ao Yu has been kept in the dark. Lord Dragon, do you need Xiaosheng to explain?"
"Why bother talking." Now that he has left the underworld, Ao Guang removed his magic and revealed his true form, "They made up jokes to brainwash Yu'er. Nothing you say will work. Hate as much as you want, I am indeed at fault!
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"Stupid Yu'er, if you want to kill me, just be resentful! Curse! Then just live like a cow and a horse, keep escaping and escaping, just to live! Then one day, when you have the same rebellious spirit as me,
Come to me, queen of scales." Birdman pinched his throat and imitated the voice of the Dragon King. (This paragraph is a spoof of Itachi's classic quote to the two pillars in "Naruto")
"..." The Dragon King glanced at the birdman and said nothing. "Crazy!"
Seeing that Ao Guang had no sense of humor, Crow was bored by himself, so he changed the subject: "Lord Dragon, did you send Jin Chanzi to Lingshan?"
"Yeah." Ao Guang said, "That kid is very powerful and a good young talent. He's just a bit stubborn. I'm afraid he'll run into many obstacles in a big force. What a bad fate he has."
"I think so." Birdman smiled.
The two chatted again, but the Dragon King really didn't want to deal with the somewhat rogue Crow, so he turned around and prepared to leave.
"Wait a minute," Birdman called out to Ao Guang and said sheepishly, "Uncle Long, I want to discuss something with you."
"What?" Ao Guang could tell that what this monster was about to say was definitely not serious, and his expression was lewd (to prevent harmony).
"Hey, great god, your seventh princess Ao Bei is in her prime, and she is also a young talent. If the two of us sing in harmony, hey hey..." The birdman really has bad intentions.
"Get out!" Ao Guangda was furious and turned into his true form, a golden dragon. He flicked his tail and slapped the crow away, "Little thief, if you dare to take advantage of Belle, the old dragon will not let you go!" After saying that, the Dragon Prince fled back to the East China Sea.
"Father-in-law, walk slowly!" The uninjured Birdman stood shamelessly and said "send him off".
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Xiao Bailong's matter was settled, and Birdman rushed to the newly opened Baiqinlou to meet up with the swing.
"Ahhh! You bastard, you stinking crow, how dare you come here! I'll bite you to death, I'll bite you to death!" When the swing saw the crow, it slapped him on the head and face.
"Little girl, what are you doing?!" Birdman looked confused.
"Stinky Crow, you deserve to die for abandoning your comrades! I'll bite you to death!" Qianqiu scolded, "The newspaper said that Little White Dragon was captured by Heaven and will be sentenced to death! Stinky Crow, I'll beat you to death!"
Birdman took the newspaper that had been balled up by the swing and looked at it, "Isn't this still dead? Why are you so anxious?"
"Why are you so anxious?!" Swing scolded, "Asshole Crow, if Xiao Bailong is really executed, I will definitely not forgive you! If I don't forgive..."
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Grandma Taotie lives in the cave of Taotie Mountain.
"Hello everyone, today is the 15th day of the seventh lunar month. Welcome to the Xianwen Broadcast." Grandma Taotie smoked a cigarette and watched the news. Her life was very comfortable. "Today's main content is... The Great Leiyin Temple in the West is holding a Yu Lan festival today.
During the bon gathering, Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Tathagata, was drowsy and did not respect the Buddha's teachings, committing a serious crime. The Venerable Sakyamuni upheld the Buddha's laws and punished him to be transferred to the mortal world to undergo training. The Jade Emperor Haotian said to Sakyamuni
Venerable Mani expressed his appreciation for his impartiality and self-discipline and his strict self-discipline, and instructed all departments in the heaven to strengthen their own construction and implement the spirit of self-discipline...Ao Yu, the dragon son of the West Sea, committed the crime of disobedience, and the Tian Tiao Ministry sentenced him to death..."
"Oh? That little monk a few days ago?" Gently blowing out a smoke ring, Grandma Taotie pondered for a long time.
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Lingjiu Cave in Daxue Mountain.
"..." Jin Chanzi pouted and hugged her shoulders, looking unhappy.
"What? Not convinced?" asked Shakyamuni Buddha.
"How dare you disobey? You are a Buddha, so who am I? It's not just reincarnation. Hum!" Jin Chanzi said in a strange tone, "Even Sun Wukong can't escape from your hands, so who am I? I can't just pinch and play with you casually.
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"Haha, you kid." Sakyamuni smiled, stretched out his Buddha's hand, and injected a golden light into Jin Chanzi's body. "The ancestral spring is dangerous, and you kid is always trying to be brave! Look, the soul is seriously injured, but you are there.
Bear it."
"Humph! Jin Chanzi didn't want to talk to Master and glared at Master!" the little monk muttered in a low voice.
"Haha." Shakyamuni smiled and shook his head, touching Jin Chanzi's little bald head, "As for why you faked the Buddha's decree, I don't want to ask more questions. I think Jin Chan'er came to my house and was not a reckless person. It was just the eruption of the ancestral spring.
It’s Sun Wukong’s karma, and if you forcefully block it, I’m afraid you’ll suffer more flood disasters in the future.”
"Hmph! Who am I afraid of water?!" Jin Chanzi said harshly.
"You are not afraid now, but what will happen after reincarnation?" Sakyamuni said. "The merits and virtues of the journey to the West that I told you last time are of great significance, but I should find some guards for you. In the three realms of heaven and earth, immortals return to the three pure realms, and gods return to the three pure realms.
genus
In heaven, everyone has a king, and ghosts are kings of ghosts. However, Nuwa is a sympathetic figure, and the demon world is freer, so she can be coordinated. However, the demon clan is a mixed bag, with many idle tempers, and treacherous people emerge in endlessly. Who should I look for?"
"Then crows, foxes, and purple and gold unicorns will be fine." Jin Chanzi had to accept his fate even if he was unhappy. In fact, the crime of falsely preaching the Buddha's decree was enough for him to be sent to the eternal hell. The reason why he chose "exhausted energy, tired body and mind, fainted"
The reason for the article "being sleepy and not respecting the Buddha's Dharma" is because this sin is very minor. Sakyamuni still loved Jin Chanzi very much.
"No." Sakyamuni shook his head, "A crow can't do it. The crow is so precious that there are not many people in the world who can hire it as a guard. The fox can't do it either. She was born in Qingqiu Mountain, and she has the nine-tailed phenomenon, and her body is full of
Trouble, guarding you is harming you. Qilin is a descendant of a different species from the ancient times, and there are several public cases that have not yet been solved."
"Then what should I do? Most of the monsters have broken minds. My flesh and gold are precious, so I can't let them waste it." Jin Chanzi said.
"You are my disciple, so you are naturally valuable. Moreover, after you are reincarnated, I will send people to spread rumors that eating a piece of your meat can make people immortal. I guess those stupid monsters must believe it and will definitely hunt you down." Shi Shi
As one of the vice-presidents of the Three Realms Writers Association, Kamuni likes to create (make up nonsense).
"Master, you..." Jin Chanzi was speechless. "You can live forever by eating a piece of meat? Master, you want to trick me to death!"
"Okay, let's talk about the rest later. Don't be in a hurry to find a guard." Shakyamuni urged, "Go, go. The sooner you leave, the sooner you will come back. Master, I miss you so much."
"But Master..." Jin Chanzi was very reluctant to give up. Reincarnation is not a trivial matter. If you don't do it well, you will fall into reincarnation forever and be unable to reincarnate. Moreover, even if you have a chance to achieve enlightenment and regain your memory after reincarnation, there will be some strange things in your soul. Jin Chanzi
The son is no longer Jin Chanzi, and the master in his heart may also change.
"Go~" The saddest moment is separation. Sakyamuni has a profound cultivation, but there is a restriction in his body. There is a trace of human nature left there. That is Sakyamuni's strongest point and also his weakest point. "Go
Go, go, my son, master is waiting for you to come back~"
"Master~Master~Father~Father~~~!!!!!" Jin Chanzi called affectionately, "I~will~miss~you~"
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"What's the name! I'm tired of being a teacher, why are you arguing!" The painting style changed suddenly.
"Oh, master, please rest. Disciple should leave first."