Chapter 230 From the street to the end of the street
After Red Boy left the Qiu Bird Cave, Birdman did not work on the "case" entrusted to him, but continued to eat and drink with the swing. The matter between the Bull Demon King and the Green Ox was too big, how could the crow dare to do anything wrong, and it was just a promise to Red Boy
Deceive and perfunctory him and let him leave quickly. Besides, the birdman was greatly shocked by the lightning strike, so he had to digest the impact. Of course, these are just reasons for laziness.
The two monsters ate and drank wildly for several days and came back from nowhere. This time she learned to be smart and stopped blocking the swing to eat birds.
But money always runs out, especially when Swinging orders a few dishes from Fenghuang Tower and Juxian Tower from time to time. It’s really delicious, but very expensive. In less than half a month, their wallets are empty. The two of them shrugged, very "
"I'm used to it," I thought, "Let's do part-time work." Let Qilin look after the house, and the crow flew to Linglong City with the swing and the crow that followed him whether he was alive or dead. There was a snack area in Linglong City, and this was the goal of Birdman and Swing.
"I remember back then, when the girl and I were hanging out on that street, we were so powerful." Birdman pointed at a street from a distance and said, "From the street to the end of the street, we were hacking, we were beating pots and bowls, and we didn't even blink.
Blink. We are called the 'Black and White Evils'! We walked away afterward, and no one dared to keep us."
Huancong expressed doubts, "Is it true or false?"
"Dang, of course it's true!" Swing emphasized loudly, "Black and white, piu! piu! piu!"
"So powerful? Then let's go see the place where Brother Bird fought." Huanciao stepped forward.
"Don't, don't, don't go, don't go, don't go," Birdman and the swing man cried out, "If you don't hang out on the road now, why bother making trouble again? If you don't understand whether you have hidden merit and fame, why go there and stir up legends."
"That won't work, I have to go take a look." Huan Ting said.
When the three people were entangled, a person walked out of the street in the distance. He accidentally saw the birdman and said hello: "Aren't these two idiots in black and white?"
"..." Bird Man and Swing saw the person coming clearly and turned their backs mechanically, "You, you, you, who are you? You got the wrong person."
"How can I admit my mistake, Jade Bird Man and Swing Girl!" The man came over and patted Bird Man on the shoulder, "Shuang Sha, it's me, Xiao Zhao, have you forgotten? Xiao Zhao from the Street of Sliced Noodles."
"Don't talk nonsense, we don't know you." Swing said.
"A street of shaved noodles?" Huan Tiao seemed to understand something and said to Xiao Zhao, "I heard that they are powerful in your street. From the street to the end of the street, people are jumping around, pots and bowls are thrown, and bowls are beaten, and you can't even blink your eyes.
He doesn’t blink. He is known as the ‘Black and White Shuangsha’! No one dares to stay.”
"Isn't that right?!" Xiao Zhao said, "They started working in my family's shop on the street, and they worked in more than a dozen stores in a row, specializing in knife-cut noodles. However, their work level and attitude were so poor that they always slept on the job, and they couldn't work in any store for long.
, they were fired all the time, and the swing girl was always sneaking around, breaking dishes when delivering food, and settling accounts... In the end, the whole street held a meeting to drive them out, and no one was left. Even the surrounding streets knew about it.
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"Oh! Is this the so-called 'cutting from the street to the end of the street'? It turns out to be making noodles. 'Without blinking' means always sleeping lazily without opening your eyes. 'Beating like a chicken and a dog jumping around in a pot and throwing a bowl' means
Stealing things. 'Black and white double fool' means not being able to settle the accounts. 'No one left' means being kicked out. 'Powerful in all directions' means that the scandal spreads thousands of miles." Huan Ting really admired Birdman and Swing's art of speaking.
When his background was exposed, Birdman was furious and pinched Xiao Zhao's collar, "Hey! You monster, we don't know you at all, how can you ruin our reputations!"
"Brother Bird, what are you doing?" Xiao Zhao said, "Oh? Do you think I'm here to collect debts and pretend you don't know me? Don't worry, don't worry, the business on our street is very good now, and those broken spiritual stones
, I don’t want it anymore.”
Birdman looked back at the swing and communicated with his eyes: "Do we owe him any money?"
Swing shook his head: "Who knows, we borrow so much, I don't know if he is there or not."
"He said business is good there, should we..."
"Got it!"
After calming down and putting on a smile, the birdman said: "Oh, it turns out to be Brother Zhao. Long time no see. I didn't recognize him just now. As for us, life has been a bit hard recently. As you know, prices in the Three Realms are too high now. Get some money."
There’s not enough money at all. So here we go again...hehehehe, you know. Let’s go back to our street.”
"Our street?" Xiao Zhao asked doubtfully, "Brother Bird, isn't he going back to work at the Sliced Noodle Shop? Oh no, no, no. Since you and the swing girl left, there are photos hanging at the entrance of the street, and you are strictly prohibited from entering. If
I will also be punished for bringing you in."
"Is it such an exaggeration?" Bird Heart asked, "Isn't it just the Master Bigan who stole incognito and went on patrol before leaving? Isn't it just that the street was closed for a month and businesses were closed for rectification? As for that?"
Huantong and Xiao Zhao were speechless.
Anyway, the birdman and the swing approached the noodle street again. As soon as they reached the first store at the street corner, the crow and the fox knelt on the ground, jumped up to a woman, hugged her thighs and cried. This woman was none other than
The first one
The proprietress of the store, Aunt Zhao. "Aunt, I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss us so much. Aunt, how are you doing recently? How is the business in the store? Is there a shortage of people? Do you want me and the girl to go back to the store? Do you want to?"
Do you want it? Do you want it..."
Aunt Zhao had seen her son with two sneaky monsters at the entrance of the store a long time ago. She went out to take a look, but she never expected that they turned out to be "two shameless bastards"! Aunt Zhao was so angry that she picked up the iron pot and pointed it at the Birdman's head.
They slapped each other randomly, "You two bastards, how dare you come back! Do you know that because of you two bastards, our street was blocked for a month?! You two bastards! You are hurting us! Bastards, bastards...
…”
The farce at the intersection of Noodle Street attracted many people. Many shop owners gave out free eggs and vegetable leaves for everyone to smash birds and swings. The scene was very "lively". Among the crowd, there were two elegantly dressed human cultivators.
"Is he the Jade Bird Man?"
"That's him. Look at the little girl next to him. She is the nine-tailed fox."
"In this case, let's inform Lord Mozi immediately."
"Well, the situation is urgent. If it's too late, people might be moved away."
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The "carnival" ended after half a day, and the birdman and the swing successfully "survived".
"Aunt, are you angry?" Birdman said with a shameless smile.
"..." Aunt Zhao glared at Birdman.
"Aunt, my girl went to school, Fuxi No. 1 Middle School, have you heard of it? Nowadays, she is very good at calculating accounts. She can calculate addition and subtraction within ten seconds in half a stick of incense. She will never make a mistake." Birdman said "show off".
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"..." Everyone in the knife-shaped noodle shop cast contemptuous glances.
"Also, I promise, my girl will never steal anything again, and she can control her tail very well now, so she won't do it again..."
"Okay, okay, okay, don't be so nagging, I'll accept you." Aunt Zhao said, "But I can tell you two, if you continue like before... hum!"
"Hey hey hey, how could it be, hey hey hey..." Swing and Birdman giggled.