Since yesterday, the business of the first store in the Noodle Street has been much better than before, with a huge crowd of people, and many monsters especially came here to watch the "show".
"...Look, look, my girl is cutting noodles with nine knives at the same time, cutting noodles at the same time! Cutting at the same time!" The crow shouted loudly, and the fox turned into its original form with nine tails, and each tail "grabbed" a knife.
Quickly shave the noodles. However, the quality of the noodles is, to be honest, very average, but the appearance is good-looking and everyone likes it.
"I said crow, you have fox hair on your face." Guest A said.
"Yes, there is, so what?" Birdman said confidently, "Do you know who my girl is? A nine-tailed celestial fox! The only nine-tailed celestial fox in the world, the Hunyuan Golden Immortal, the supreme
There are so many golden immortals, but there is only one Sky Fox. Things are rare and valuable. Aren’t you lucky that you can eat the fur of the nine-tailed Sky Fox?! Aren’t you lucky?!”
"Uh, okay. But, isn't it a bit unhygienic?" Guest B said.
"It's not hygienic!" the crow said angrily, "My girl washes herself with soap every day and rubs it with fragrance. She's hygienic! If you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you."
"But crow, my face not only has hair, but also a tail. Look, it's all blood." Guest A pointed at his face and said.
"Ah? Really?" Birdman leaned over and took a look, and it seemed like it was true. He turned around and asked: "Swing, why do you have everything here... Oh? Swing, what's wrong with you? What's wrong? Why is your face so pale?
, as if you lost too much blood? Huh? Why do you only have eight tails left? Swing, why are you fainting, don’t scare me, please reply, reply..."
The ambulance roared away, and Birdman stood at the entrance of the store and waved goodbye, "Girl, take good care of yourself, take good care of yourself. Huan Xing, you have to take good care of the swing!"
The fun started and ended quickly. After the swing was sent to the hospital, the spectators left one after another, and kept saying: "You are worthy of being a black and white fool, and you deserve the reputation. Make a knife and cut noodles and lose all your tail. Nine-tailed sky."
Are foxes really from the fox tribe? How silly."
Aunt Zhao raised her shoulders and stared at Birdman: "I haven't made any money yet, let me pay for the medical expenses first. You two bastards, I shouldn't accept you!"
"Hey? Aunt Zhao, you don't blame me. You said that I always slept when I was cutting noodles last time, and my hands and feet were dirty when I was a waiter on the swing. Let's do it the other way around this time. She cuts the noodles and I deliver the food. It was all your idea.
Ah." Birdman defended.
Aunt Zhao was too lazy to talk to Crow: "Hurry up and work for me. If you don't earn your girl's medical expenses, I will stew you to make noodle soup tomorrow!"
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The normal business of the noodle shop was also very good, especially after Taishang Daozu was struck by lightning, all the practitioners unknownly felt that the sky above their heads was much clearer and lighter, and various industries in the entire Three Realms prospered overnight.
Quite a few.
"Boss, here's a bowl of plain noodles." A customer wearing a long gown walked into the noodle shop.
"Okay, one side of plain noodles~" Xiao Zhao shouted in a long tone.
"Boss, I heard that a crow came to work at your place. I want to find him," the customer said.
"No problem." Xiao Zhao said.
Not long after, some noodles were served, along with a casserole. The guest didn’t understand that he didn’t order a casserole, and where was the crow? The casserole was very strange, and it was fluttering inside, as if there were living things, “living sashimi?”
"Carefully reach out and open the lid, noisy
The voice came out instantly, "Oh, help, boss lady, I was wrong, don't eat me, don't stew me! Help!!!" A crow was tied in a casserole, struggling hard, "Don't eat it
Me, uncle, don’t eat me, help me! Help me..."
"..." The guest was speechless.
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"It turns out it's you." The birdman crawled out of the casserole, all wet, lying on the table with a depressed expression, "Ah Mo, long time no see."
"Um~Long time no see." Mozi responded awkwardly, "I always feel like something is wrong."
The birdman shook his body to shake off the soup, "Oh, you scared me to death. I thought I was going to be eaten."
"Um, Mr. Yu, are you okay?" Mozi asked.
"It's okay, it's no big deal." Birdman said, "What's this called? It's much easier than the time in the Gluttonous Old Witch's Shop."
Sometimes Mozi really couldn't keep up with Birdman's thoughts and didn't know how to answer the question. Ignoring the rest, Mozi whispered to Birdman: "Mr. Yu, our Qingtian would like to ask you for a favor?"
"No help, no help. Last time you hooked up with my girl to join Qingtian, I didn't settle the score with you. Now you want me to help you? No," Birdman said.
"Sir, please calm down," Mozi said. "Your daughter has a pure nature and has the same personality as me and other Qingtian people. It's not about seducing... ahem, it's not about coaxing her, she just wants to get close to her."
"Fuck your grandma and grandson, whoever gets close to you." Birdman scolded, "My girl will always be my little cotton-padded jacket. You guys are so close to me."
"..." The words were getting further and further away, and Mo Zi quickly pulled him back, "Actually, the favor we are asking you for this time is about one of your clients, Hong Hai'er. Our informant sent the news that the Bull Demon King Qing
The cow spirit is in Xuanyuan Tomb. We want your help to save it."
The birdman stood up, came face to face with Mozi, leaned very close, and asked solemnly: "Two questions."
"Sir, please speak."
"First, are you fucking spying on me? How the hell do you know Red Boy has been looking for me?" Birdman cursed, "Do you believe I will kill you! How dare you spy on me?!"
"Sir, I misunderstood. It's not that we are monitoring you, but the special team is monitoring the entire Sijiling Mountains." Mozi said, "It's just that we have informants in the special team, so... we didn't monitor you."
"Hey, the special team has your informants? That's awesome." Birdman asked again, "Second question, why did you Qingtian intervene in this matter? Does this matter have anything to do with you? This is not a dog trying to confuse a mouse.
Mind your own business."
Mozi smiled and said: "Sir, have you heard of a nursery rhyme that has been circulating in the three worlds in recent years?"
"Which nursery rhyme?"
"Wutian Hongjun rises, the west gate of Huangtian, the Three Pure Ways of Qingtian, and the clouds of all living beings in Hongtian." Mozi said, "We Qingtian have always been considered to be close to the Three Pure Sect. There is nothing inappropriate in participating in this matter."
"The rumors are just rumors. Do you really want to cooperate with the Sanqing Sect?" Birdman asked.
"For our cause, without violating the bottom line, we will unite all forces that can be united." Mozi said, "Besides, the incarnation of Taishang Daozu is the senior teacher of my Qingtian disciples.
There are inconsistent views on some of Pai's actions, but there are not many differences in the general direction. Also, the Bull Demon King holds countless secrets from ancient times to the present. If he can get his hands on it..."
"Okay, okay, okay, stop talking. I won't help!" Bird Man said, "You guys are still very ambitious after all, and I won't get involved in your affairs."
"But Mr. Yu..."
"Stop talking nonsense, roll, roll, roll!" Birdman pushed Mozi and drove him to the street, "Get out of here, if you don't help, you won't help. Leave quickly. If you don't leave, believe it or not, I'll pee on you." As he said that, he started.
Take off your belt.
Mozi still dared to wait, so he turned into light and flew away.
"Hahaha, it will be disgusting to deal with you group of cultural people." Birdman turned around and saw Aunt Zhao looking at him coldly.
Aunt Zhao scolded: "You are so brave. You dare to drive away my guests. You won't be able to do it without stew!"