In the Wanshi Cave, two people were half dead, withered in body and spirit. "Crow~Crow~Dad~, are you still alive?" Swing, who was so hungry that he showed his original shape, begged, "Come out and get some food! You can help me eat."
I’ll forgive you for abandoning the pretty boy… No, it’s the sin of abandoning the pretty boy.”
"Oh shit, you stinky girl, why don't you go? If you hadn't spent all the money last time, we wouldn't have been able to eat for several days!!!" Birdman scolded.
"Dad, my daughter is so hungry, so hungry!" Swing's eyes were filled with stars and his mind was confused, "Ah?! Why do I seem to see a roasted chicken?! Ah! It's really a roasted chicken! Although it's burnt
It’s gone, and the whole body is black, but it must be delicious!”
"Hey, hey! You bitch, why are you biting me? Hey, hey! This is my true form! Ah!!!"
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Taotie Granny Cave.
"..."
"Hehe, hehe, hehehe..." Birdman tried his best to smile and hide his embarrassment.
"Two bastards! Are you done with this!" The gluttonous mother-in-law looked at the two "goodies" who refused to pay back the rent and came to eat for free, and scolded, "Do you want some face? Do you want it, do you want it! Do you have money?
Pay the rent, go to Baiqinlou to eat and drink, how dare you come to my place without money?! Dare to grab food from the Taotie's mouth, have you ever heard of someone who dares to grab food from the Taotie's mouth?!!!"
"..." Swing Qian blinked, "One more bowl!"
"Get out!" Taotie was so angry that he vomited blood.
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The little swinger was eating aside, and Granny Taotie took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a puff. "Do you know that Jin Chanzi is reincarnated?"
"Well." The birdman's hands were holding the latest fashion sandwich photo issued by the Moon Palace Press, "the recent news is about him. Well, Chang'e Fairy finally started taking photos! Well!" Nosebleed
Dropped on the table.
"Bang!" Grandma Taotie grabbed the birdman's hair and slapped it hard, then shook it from side to side and wiped away the nosebleed on the table, "Isn't he your friend? Don't go and see."
"Ah! It hurts!" Birdman rubbed his bright red forehead and said, "Old monster, didn't you tell me not to associate with people without hair?!"
"Bang!" Grandma Taotie slapped the birdman away, "You bastard, who are you calling an old monster!"
"One more bowl." said the swing next to me.
"..." Grandma Taotie was speechless.
"The ninth generation of monks, the ninth generation of sutra collectors, the ninth generation of life cut off the sand river." Standing up from the ground, the bird man murmured, "I really went to see him off."
"Go, at least go and have a look." Taotie said, "That kid is pretty good, he's a little different from other bald guys, so go ahead."
"One more bowl."
"I told you to get lost!"
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But he said that after leaving the Taotie Cave, the birdman, the swing, and Zhizhi walked on the clouds all the way to the front of the Five Elements Mountain.
"Crow, what are you doing here? Do you want to see that powerful monkey?" Swing asked.
"No. Look." Birdman pointed to a house near Five Elements Mountain and said, "A noble son will be born in this house today."
The surname of this family is Chen. They have lived here for generations and the family is prosperous. However, since the mountains came down and blocked the communication with the border towns of Datang, the family fortune has become weaker. This generation of the Chen family has no children. Today’s Mrs.
Giving birth makes my husband very busy.
"Madam, how are you doing?" asked the head of the Chen family.
"Ah!" the lady shouted with all her strength.
"Wow wow wow~~~" A baby was born with the mother's efforts.
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"Is this the child? Why don't I think it's nothing special, and it's much smaller than ordinary babies," the swing in the sky said in confusion.
"Keep watching," Birdman said.
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"Madam, madam, why is your belly still so big after my son has been born? Could it be that there are still children? Great contribution, madam!" Patriarch Chen was very happy.
"Little Buddha is here!"
Giving birth is very energy-consuming. In the hazy state, Mrs. Chen had auditory hallucinations and seemed to hear someone speaking. "Ah!!!"
"Hehehe..."
"!!!"
A ray of golden light came from nowhere and instantly illuminated the Chen family. When the golden light disappeared, a clean baby boy was lying on the ground with a smile. The head of the Chen family was startled, stared at the baby and said: "Oh, he didn't cry when he was born, but smiled instead.
It must be up to no good! He must be a monster!" As he said this, husband Chen picked up his hunting knife and approached baby boy No. 2.
"Husband, you can't do that, that's our child!" Even though she was completely powerless, the mother still protected her own flesh and blood, "Husband, you can't do that."
"Madam, Madam, don't be short-sighted. If it were a monster, wouldn't it be a disaster for you, me, and our newly born eldest son!" said the head of the Chen family.
"But..." The palms and backs of her hands were full of flesh. Mrs. Chen was really afraid that her second son, who was born with "light", would ruin the lives of the whole family. "Poor my son..."
"Second son, second son, every injustice has its own owner. Don't blame your mother for revenge in the next life. It's all my fault! Look at the knife!" The head of the Chen family was also a ruthless master. He closed his eyes and slashed hard at his second son.
Go down.
At the critical moment, all I could hear was, "Cang!"
The head of the Chen family opened his eyes and looked again, and saw that the machete had been shattered into powder, and two people, a man and a woman, and a little purple mouse appeared out of thin air in the room. "Ah! It is indeed a monster, it is indeed a monster, even his companions are here! Madam
Madam, we are all dead!"
"What nonsense are you talking about! We are gods!" Shuqi scolded, "This girl is... um... what is this?"
"Idiot, Fox God, Fox God!" Birdman reminded in a low voice.
"Yes, yes, this girl is the fox god, and this is my pet unicorn god. He is the bird god." Swing said.
"Idiot, you're not the Bird God!" The Bird Man hit the little fox on the head hard, "Ahem, I am Tongli Huiyuan, the Infinite Saint Ming Yun Dao in the sky and the earth... Uh~ Bird God, ah, bah, Crow God. You said it wrong.
, I said it wrong, hehehehe."
"..." The Chen family and his wife looked speechless as they watched two idiots of unknown origins blaming each other.
"Ahem, cough, cough." Birdman cleared his throat, pretending to be serious, and said, "Your second son has extraordinary numerology, is born with a noble body, and is not an evil monster. You two must raise him well, and he will be of great use in the future!"
"Yes, God." I don't know if the Chen family and his wife were frightened, or if they really "understood" it. In short, the first life of Jin Chanzi was successfully born.
After pretending to be on the clouds and leaving, Birdman and Swing have been hiding near the Chen family since then, watching Jin Chanzi grow up. "There was only one son in this family, but Jin Chanzi unexpectedly came here and took away part of the eldest son's luck. In the future,
We will get married again.
Exactly: I am originally a disciple of the Buddha from the West,
Go to the mortal world to carry out a great cause.
The first golden cicada of the Chen family entered,
I will come back to this family again in my tenth life."
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"Daniu and Erhu, you are not allowed to go up the mountain to play, you know!" In a blink of an eye, the two children were already seven or eight years old. On this day, Mrs. Chen once again warned her two sons not to run around.
"Brother, shall we go to the mountain?" Erhu (Jin Chanzi) has been naughty since he was a child and is the most disobedient.
"It's not okay. Mother said it's not allowed." Daniel is naive and well-behaved, but his will is not very firm and sometimes he can't stand the temptation of his younger brother.
"It's okay. Big brother just told us to chop wood and pick wild vegetables. It's okay." Erhu said with an idea.
"Then..." Daniel began to waver.
"Then, let's go!" Erhu pulled his brother Fengfenghuohuo up the mountain.
The mountain the two brothers were going to was none other than Liangjie Mountain, also known as Wuzhi Mountain and Wuxing Mountain, where the Great Sage was imprisoned.
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On the sky.
"Crow, it's okay, it won't be eaten by the Great Sage, right?" Swing said as he ate the pheasant he roasted.
"If the fate in the past life is uncertain, how can there be a master-disciple relationship in the future. Don't worry, don't worry." The birdman pretended to be serious and looked like he was in need of a beating.