Autumn Bird Cave is still warm and harmonious, with soft lighting and friendly layout, everything is so beautiful. Especially the sumptuous dinner on the table.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Zhizhi didn't reply, and walked elegantly into the kitchen to the rhythm of "dah" and brought out two more dishes.
"This...this...is this the legendary Sizhai steamed goose heart and two-thorned monkey sashimi?" Shuqi exclaimed, "I haven't seen my cooking skills improve in a few days!"
"But where can you get the money to buy materials?" Birdman asked, "It can't be a loan shark, right? Let me tell you, if it's a loan shark, we won't help you pay it off, it's all your own debt."
"That's right, you pay back the money yourself!" Swing agreed.
"!!!" Zhizhi is a gentleman Qilin, otherwise he would have killed the two bastard masters on the spot.
After drinking and eating, the crow and the little fox lay on the sofa and watched TV half-deadly. They giggled from time to time and silently cleaned up the messy dining table...
"Ding dong ding dong." The doorbell rang.
"Zhizhi, open the door!" Birdman shouted.
Zijin Qilin walked to the door, looked through the peephole, and saw two children. Opening the door, the two children entered the room and asked the crow if he was at home. He nodded and pointed to the two puddles of "meat" on the sofa with his hooves.
"Who is knocking on the door in the middle of the night?" Swing asked in a long voice, as if he was dissatisfied with being disturbed while watching TV.
"Uncle Bird, and Sister Fox, it's us." The two children sat in front of Bird Man and the swing, "We, we, we, Kong Dan and Kong Shuang."
"Kong Dan? Kong Shuang?" Birdman thought for a moment and suddenly remembered that these two were the second generation of Buddhas. He immediately sat up and said politely, "It turns out they are two people. We haven't seen each other for a long time."
The person on the swing didn't understand what was going on, "Who are they?"
The birdman whispered: "The son and daughter of Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva! Forgot? We defrauded them of a lot of money that time."
"Oh! It's them." The vixen immediately perked up as soon as she heard the money, "It turns out you two kids have not seen each other for a long time."
"Yes, yes, long time no see." The two children looked very cute in their silly looks.
Birdman said: "Dan, how are you doing? Is the injury on your butt okay?"
"It's been fine a long time ago." Kong Dan said a little embarrassedly, "Thank you, Uncle Bird, for thinking about me."
"Haha," Birdman said, "That prince of the Zhuzi Kingdom is too ignorant. He shot an arrow blindly and injured the buttocks of our young master Dan. If you hadn't stopped me, I would have killed him." Crow spoke with no shame. It was obvious that time.
It was he who encouraged the two underage peacocks to drink, but they passed out and were unable to dodge the arrows that could have been easily avoided.
"Hey, I know Uncle Bird is kind-hearted, but he doesn't mean it. We cultivators can't be too cautious," Kong Shuang said.
Swing kept nodding, thinking: "The temperament of these two children has not changed at all. They are rich and easy to cheat, and they don't care. This time they can make a lot of money again, hahaha..."
Naturally, Kong Dan and Kong Shuang came here not to reminisce with the bird people, but they had something to ask for.
"It's like this," Kong Dan said, "Do you know about the golden-winged roc? My uncle. He seems to be preparing for something bad recently."
Kong Dan said: "Uncle, he seems to be trying to stop Brother Jin Chanzi from returning to Lingshan. He gathered a lot of monsters in Shituoling to stop Brother Jinchanzi. He said that Lingshan is full of bad people and very dangerous, and he doesn't want Jin Chanzi to go back to Lingshan."
Brother Zi is back."
"This..." Birdman touched his chin, "Is it true?"
"Of course it's true." Kong Dan said, "This is what my mother and my sister were talking about a few days ago. The Venerable Master went to Shituoling and seemed to have a quarrel with his uncle.
, we almost got into a fight! His Holiness said that my uncle was probably still hesitating and wanted to see if there were other ways to persuade him not to kill Brother Jin Chanzi.
Brother Jin Chanzi's tenth life body. But there seems to be nothing my mother can do. The Venerable also said that if Brother Jin Chanzi's body dies again in this life, there is a high possibility that he will never be immortal again. This is the reason why my uncle hesitates. Uncle Bird, go up
Didn’t you say that you can handle everything? So my sister and I want to ask you to persuade uncle."
"Uh..." Birdman said with a confused look on his face, "What should I do to persuade Golden-winged Dapeng to make trouble? That guy has the most violent temper. He is dissatisfied and resentful. He dislikes everyone except Jin Chanzi."
No one looks down on him. Are you trying to persuade him? You will be beaten to death before you even get in. Although money is important, life is more precious." But the crow still felt like it was a loss if he refused directly, so he immediately gave the fox a wink.
"I understand." Swing said, "This matter is very simple, but~"
"But what?" Kong Shuang asked.
Swing said: "However, my crow was injured some time ago and has difficulty moving. He suffers from frozen shoulder, cervical spondylosis, lumbar drum pain, sciatica and incontinence..."
"Ahem...it's over." Birdman reminded.
"Anyway, it's a pity that we can't do anything about it," said the fox.
"That's it~" Kong Dan and Kong Shuang were very sorry. They are polite children and will not force the Birdman. "Then~ we have to think of other ways. By the way, I will give this money to you, I wish you the best.
Heal your wounds as soon as possible... Sigh~ If you violate the Buddha's decree, your uncle may be... Sigh~" The two little guys walked out dejectedly.
"Wait!" said the birdman, "about the roc..."
"???"
"Although I can't completely stop him from doing anything," the birdman said, "I won't let him make that big mistake." The crow still has a good impression of that bad-tempered bird. He can be regarded as a member of the Three Realms.
There are only a few "people" in the upper class. Especially the golden-winged roc's upright character, the birdman admires it very much. Moreover, Crow guessed that he should be able to see that guy through the roc.
"Thank you, Uncle Bird." Kong Dan and Kong Shuang were extremely grateful.
"Okay, okay, don't worry. Even Venerable Dragon Subduer tried his best to persuade the Golden-winged Dapeng, which means that the Buddha must also know about this matter. You two children don't have to worry about his affairs." Birdman said, "
Let’s do this, you two stay at my place for a few days and we can go play together, okay? We didn’t have much fun last time, this time we must have ‘bliss’!”
In this way, the two children were tricked by the crow and settled down.
"Where shall we sleep?"
"You sleep in my pet Zhizhi's room and let him go to the living room."
"Okay." Kong Dan and Kong Shuang entered Zhizhi's room, "Oh, this is the recently popular "Economics of Humans, Gods, Ghosts and Demons" series of articles in "Sanqing Magazine", right? I didn't expect that there is a complete set, Mr. Bird.
You are so knowledgeable... eh? These chapters seem
It has not been published yet, Uncle Bird, where did you get the original manuscript... Also, this is the famous article "The Interaction between the Life Attitudes of Monsters at the Bottom of the Ancient World and the Overall Economic Situation of the Three Realms"? Uncle Bird, Sister Swing
, your coverage is really broad..."
Zhizhi lay on the sofa, watching TV without saying a word. "Welcome to the evening economic fairy tale... According to reports, regarding the mysterious economist who appeared recently, some experts believe that he may have been from Sijiling, because "Three Purities"
Magazine insiders said that the address for mailing manuscript fees is in Sijiling... This speculation has yet to be confirmed... In addition, some experts have speculated that various papers recently published in other columns may also be written by mysterious economists.