"Dong dong dong, dong dong dong, dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong..." There are two little rich people here, Birdman and Swing take them to fly to Linglong City, have fun, fight Luo Ming in Juxian Tower Drums, singing and dancing, it's a joy, "The universe is chaotic, the universe is confused, the universe breeds King Pangu, an ax splits the desolate land, the sky is clear, the earth is yellow. Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong "Dong dong, the swing picks up."
"Looking at nothing, looking at nothing, Pan Shen's anger turns into auspiciousness, the sun, moon, stars, mountains and rivers appear, the grass and trees are lush, the beasts are green..." The swing sings, "There are phoenixes in the south, turtles in the north, dragons in the east and tigers in the west, unicorns are majestic , bite and fight for territory, the three tribes of scale-feathered insects are fierce. There will be calamity everywhere due to karma, the ancestral dragon demon has evil intentions, the wild jungle is fighting in a hurry, and many sins will be committed when they fall to the altar... Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong, Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong, Kong Dan picks up."
"The heaven comes out, the underworld dews, the ancestor Hongjun lives in Zixiao, and the three pure immortals in the flowing water and mountain streams escape to the nine heavens to worship the leader..." Kong Dan sang, "Two monks in the west, three ways in the east, the four emperors of the demon clan, Nuwa Qiao, the Taoist ancestor The Hunyuan Dao spreads out, and the saints are few and far between. Dong dong dong, dong dong dong, dong dong dong, dong dong dong, sister, take it."
"Demons dominate the sky, gods control the earth, the power of heaven and earth is restored, the human race is prosperous through the sound of the great road, and Nuwa creates sacred robes..." Kong Shuang sang, "The teaching of explanation is prosperous, the teaching of interception is prosperous, the ancestors of human teaching Taoism are on the rise, In the west, Zhundi is here, Hunyuan returns to his place, and Hongjun enters the sky... Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong, Dong Dong Dong Dong, uncle takes over."
"The emperor's talents, Xi Heshu, were born from the three-legged crow of the sun. They hold the Ten Thousand Demons Zenith in their hands. They should be transformed into nine mountains and four seas and lakes," the birdman sang. "Pangu soul, seven gods, strange talents and ghosts, the jungle Don't dare to mess with the beasts, and the four emperors who resist the demons are in the right place. Dong-dong-dong, dong-dong-dong, dong-dong-dong, dong-dong-dong, Emperor Junxi and his wife give birth to ten sons, Fusang takes care of the young talents, and the helpless heart burns in the three realms. The yang and good fortune cover the haze..." At this point, the crow suddenly fell silent for a long time, with a deep look of shame on his face, "The ancient god Yi, the invincible arrows broke through the nine heavens, and the fire neutrons fell one after another, and the karma was boundless. Dong Dong Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, swing, it’s your turn.”
"The emperor is angry, the queen is crying, and she swears to kill the gods and sacrifice her son to death. The nine rays of flames rush to the bright moon, and the hundreds of clouds return to kill thousands of stars," the swing sings, "How can the ancient people be clay sculptures, the miraculous magic blooms and the great gods, who knows Gonggong When it hits Kunlun, the Milky Way surges and floods the souls of the world. The karma rises and the power falls, and the fortune of the gods increases. Dong-dong-dong, dong-dong-dong, dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong."
Kong Dan and Kong Shuang changed his tune and sang: "Under the Milky Way~, in the Great Desolate Valley~, the Holy Mother Nuwa~refining five flowers~~~the demon god and the two emperors' clans are destroyed~~the prehistoric era will lead to the next calamity~"
"Dong dong cha cha, dong dong cha cha, dong dong dong cha cha..." Kong Dan and Kong Shuang on the swing danced and sang with rattles in their hands, "Dong Wanggong, Queen Mother of the West, heaven has a new emperor, one thousand, seven hundred and five Ten calamities later, Zixiao appointed the Jade Emperor. Even though Xing Tian fought for the emperor's cause, the owl leader never rebelled again. Dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-dong-cha-cha... The demon race was destroyed, the gods were destroyed, and finally the mortals prospered. Demon Emperor Fuxi reincarnated and became the first emperor of the human race. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom... Cha cha, dong dong cha, dong dong dong cha cha... Cha cha cha, dong dong cha cha, dong dong dong cha cha cha cha, dong dong cha cha, dong dong dong cha cha. Just... the world is in chaos due to the four ferocious evils, the appearance of the Five Emperors shocks the vast world, the Yellow River has been rolling for thousands of years, and the last scene of the cleansing of the prehistoric times..."
"Oh yes!" The song "Song of the Wilderness and Ten Thousand Miles", whose author's name is unknown, ended perfectly with the performance of Swing and others, causing everyone in the Juxian Tower to applaud and cheer.
Not far from the Juxian Tower, Siyou and Huanse, who had just come out of the Thousand Flowers Tower, were also attracted by the singing. They looked away, each with their own thoughts. Huanse's whole body was chilled, and his soul was terrified. He just glanced at it and did not dare to say anything more.
Look. The shot fired by the birdman in the group demon meeting is still fresh in my memory. The power of the black gun is far from being as simple as it appears. It is indescribable.
Fear has been deeply imprinted in his heart. From that day on, Huanse no longer dared to have any delusions about the swing. Even mentioning the word "swing" would make his whole body tremble. Siyou and Huanse had the opposite idea. They were unwilling to close their eyes after just one glance.
At a young age, he was attracted by the beauty of the swing, and his desire and fierceness erupted from the bottom of his heart, which he could not suppress.
"Brother Hanse, what's wrong with you?" Siyou asked.
"Nothing, nothing. Let's go quickly and get out of here." Huanse said with his head lowered.
"Leave? What are you busy with?" Siyou was really frustrated, "Let's go back to Qianhua Tower and play some more."
"Still playing?! Are you still playing after playing for several days?" Hua Cong has been playing games all year round, but he has to admit that compared to the young, energetic and fast-growing Siyou, his body can't bear it.
"Let's go, let's go to Qianhua Tower and play for a few more days." Siyou took one last look at the swing after singing, then pulled Huan Zi back to the yard to play.
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The excitement in the Juxian Building lasted until midnight. The birdman on top of the wine took the dizzy swing Kong Dan and Kong Shuang to fly in any direction and said, "I'm so happy today, hahaha..."
"Yes~ ah, hahaha..." Swing Qian's face was red, "I haven't had such a good drink in a long time~ Hahaha..."
"Hehehehe," Kong Dan and Kong Shuang said in a daze, "Uncle Bird~ is so bad~ he always makes us drink~ we are not adults yet, hahaha..."
"Hehe," Birdman said with a smile, "wine is the father and food is the mother. Drinking to death is better than being shot! Hahaha..."
"But~" Swing said with a smile, "You have to be careful this time~ Last time in Zhuzi Kingdom, Dandan was almost raped~ Hahaha..."
"Sister Swing~ I hate it, don't talk about what happened last time~" Kong Dan took a break and said, "This time~ no one can hurt me~ I'm not afraid of anyone!"
"That's right, no one is afraid, even if ancestor Hongjun comes, we won't be afraid, hahaha..." Swing said.
"Aren't you afraid of no one?" Birdman shook his head, with a wicked smile on his face, pointing to a mountain and said, "There is a snake spirit in front of you, hahaha... Aren't you afraid of no one? If you have the ability to mess with her."
"Just go, whoever is afraid of whom, let's go, Dan, Shuang, let's subdue the demon~"
The three little guys on the swing, Kong Dan, Kong Shuang, staggered towards the mountain. Soon there were waves of magic power. Bird's heart said: "I'm going to cry right now, hehehe... three, two, one."
"Wow!" Sure enough, before the crow could finish counting, the three people on the swing rolled and crawled back, wailing, followed by a snake covered in dirt, "There is shit, wow, it's so dirty and smelly, it's so dirty."
It makes us all smell disgusting, wow!”
"Ah ha ha ha..." Birdman smiled happily, spread his wings and flew away with the three of them quickly, throwing away the chasing shit snake.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" the three people on the swing cried, "It's so disgusting. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
"Haha, it's not shit, it's not shit." Bird Man said, "The place is called Qijue Ridge, and the mountains are full of persimmon fruits. In ancient times, persimmon trees have seven unique qualities: one is longevity, two is shade, three is bird's nest-free, four is insect-free, and five leaves are frost.
There are six fruits and seven fruits to play with. The leaves are fat. Every year, ripe persimmons fall on the road, filling up the alley with rocks. The alley is filled with rain, dew, snow, frost and mildew over the summer, making it filthy. It is also called Shishi Ridge. It is not shit, it is rotten.
It’s just a persimmon.”
"Uuuuuuuuah, stinky crow, how do you know so well? You bastard, you set up a trap to see us make a fool of ourselves, wuuuuuu..." Swing said, "I'll fight you!"
"No, no, no, you're covered in shit, stay away from me~~ Stay away from me~"