Of course, worshiping yourself is definitely useless. Swing, Ao Bei, Yang Chan and the others laughed for a long time after they came back to their senses. They were as stupid as they wanted. "Shh, this is called cute, not stupid. How can a beautiful girl be stupid?"
The birdman said to the author.
After leaving the San Sheng Sheng Temple, everyone wandered around many places, but they still had no clues about Yang Chan's dream interpretation. In the end, everyone was too lazy to look for it and just regarded this trip as a tourist. However, they said that that day, the birdman felt something in his heart.
He turned to the west and said, "There must be a Buddhist treasure in that place with shining golden light! Shall we go and have a look?"
"Okay, okay, okay." The swing was watching the excitement and was not afraid of trouble, and left as soon as he said it.
So where is the glittering place? It’s Mile Mountain.
This Mele Mountain was set up by Maitreya Buddha's chime boy. The purpose, you know, is to capture Tang Monk. It's just that this Si chime boy has been practicing under the Buddha from the east all year round. He is very familiar with chanting sutras and knocking chimes, but he is very familiar with kidnapping and so on.
I'm not very good at it, and I'm afraid that I won't understand it and delay things, so I thought it would be nice if I had a chance to practice. Fortunately, a few people happened to fly over from the east today.
Before the Aobei Yangchan Swing and the Birdman had even landed, the Si Qing boy swooped out and said, "Oh, you're good to go. I'm going to kidnap you, so don't run away!!!"
Ao Bei and Yang Chan stared at each other, "What's going on?"
Si Qing boy continued to shout: "Hey! I'm going to use the golden cymbal magic weapon! Hold you, none of you can escape. Look at my magic weapon!" The small golden cymbal quickly shot towards Ao Bei and others, changing as it flew.
big.
Everyone already knows what their opponent is going to do and how likely they are to be dunked, so they all dodge and avoid it.
Si Qing boy thought to himself: "The people outside are so powerful, even this baby can dodge." The first trick didn't work, so he shouted again: "I'm going to use the acquired human seed bag to catch you. Watch the trick!"
Once, I saw him stretching the baggage behind him to the sky, and said "Hoo!" I don't know what happened, but the Aobei Yangchan swing was instantly loaded into it.
However, the birdman stood by as if nothing was wrong. Boy Si Qing frowned and unfolded his bag again, "Watch the move!", "Hoo!" The crow casually dodged, but failed to catch it... Just like that, Boy Si Qing continued "
Watch the move!" Hundreds of times, but no matter how I catch it, I just can't catch the birdman. "Hey! What's going on? Why doesn't it work?"
Bird Heart said: "The magic weapon is a good one, but it's a pity that people are a bit stupid and don't shout before using it. Moreover, this thing has little effect on people who are good at escaping."
Boy Si Qing was so exhausted that he was sweating profusely and was so angry that he almost cried. He said in a hoarse voice: "You are not allowed to hide away. I will catch you no matter how hard you hide. You are not allowed to hide! You are not allowed to hide!"
Birdman suddenly dodged and came behind Boy Si Qing. He pushed him casually and Boy Si Qing fell down. "I said, little monk, are you tired?"
"A bit." Si Qing boy said, "The job of kidnapping is so tiring, much more tiring than chanting sutras and beating gongs."
Birdman smiled: "Haha, the main thing is that you don't know how. If you can, kidnapping is actually very simple."
"How do you say it?" Boy Si Qing asked.
"Um..." Birdman said, "Let's do this, you give me some money and I can teach you kidnapping. No one is better at kidnapping than me! It's a well-established school with reliable quality and nearly 10,000 advanced schools all over the world.
Kidnapping examples are provided for students to practice. There is no charge for a one-month trial at Qiu Niao Cave Kidnapping School in Sijiling! Learn kidnapping in three years and become a rich man in five years. Kidnap one person every day, one course in ten days, teaching and training are guaranteed.
I guarantee your satisfaction. If you want to learn kidnapping, just come to me..."
"So good? Then I want to learn." Boy Si Qing said. "I'll release your friend."
"Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. Pay the tuition first and then let them go." Birdman didn't want to share the spiritual stone with Swing.
Boy Si Qing gave almost all the money he had saved in Lingshan over the years to Crow, which was worth nearly seven immortal stones. Birdman was very happy, "I love this kind of second-generation Buddha who has never seen the outside world." After that, Si Qing
The boy released Ao Bei and others.
"Oh, you dare to catch us, you are seeking death!" Swing Fox pretended to be a tiger, "Do you know who we are?! She, Yang Chan, the sister of Erlang God Yang Jian. And she, Ao Bei, the daughter of Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea. How dare you
If you catch us, you will die!"
After hearing the word "Yang Jian", Si Qing boy's blood ran cold. Before coming here, Donglai Buddha said that if Sun Wukong finally asks Yang Jian to come here to rescue Tang Monk, don't resist.
The power of immortals, in the three realms today, there is no one except the top Daluo Jinxian
Or the Supreme Golden Immortal will come in person, otherwise no one would dare to offend him." He never expected that Yang Chan would be caught in the "exercise". What's more, there is also Ao Guang's daughter. "Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
"It's okay..." Yang Chan was generous and didn't take it to heart, but the swing didn't work.
"If the apology is useful, why bother with Tian Tiao!" the fox shouted, "compensate for mental damages! Hurry up! Hurry up, or I will tell Yang Jian about this."
Si Qing boy felt the only remaining piece of fairy stone in grievance and reluctantly handed it to the swing. "Here you go."
Swing grabbed the money and quickly hid it, and taunted Birdman: "I won't give it to you, I won't give it to you, I'll piss you off, I'll piss you off."
Bird Heart said: "Little fox, I don't care about that little money. I have seven fairy stones!"
Anyway, boy Si Qing paid a large amount of "tuition" just to learn the kidnapping technique. Birdman and Swing began to teach him how to kidnap in different ways, while Ao Bei and Yang Chan served as experimental subjects. "You can't catch him directly, you have to
Create an illusion to lure the enemy
People come in." "For example, if you build a temple and call it Xiaoleiyin Temple, a certain monk passing by will definitely come in." "You can't use your current physical appearance to show your family background.
You have to change." "I
I’ll give you a name, Patriarch Huangmei. What do you think? Are you handsome?” “Pretend to be Buddha and ask the monk to worship you, and then take the opportunity to catch him.” “You must be quiet when releasing the magic weapon. No way.”
Yell." "Speak louder and walk louder.
Be more arrogant, don't be polite, be domineering." "Imagine that you are not you, you are really Buddha, you are not afraid of anyone, and you love everyone! Fight him!" "You have to get some younger brothers to help you support the scene, be alone.
How unimpressive!”…
After several months of training, Si Qing boy finally became the "Yellow Eyebrow Ancestor" and his education was very successful.
Now that they have finished their studies, Birdman and the others are not prepared to stay any longer. Before leaving, Si Qingtong's nose burst into tears and he said, "Uuuuuu, two teachers, thank you very much. Uuuuu, the students will definitely treat their teachers as
Carry forward the inheritance and push the kidnapping business to its peak. Wuwuwu..."
Birdman and Swing looked at each other and said, "I can't bear to lie to him. He is really a good (fool) person."