Nine tails, the evil energy of heaven and earth transformed into a phantom, gathering poverty, sorrow, decline, disaster, humiliation, poison, mold, pain, and death from illness within the nine tails. In the Battle of the Gods, Daji died at the Demon Slaying Platform, unable to fully die.
, today, she returns to the human world to poison all living beings... (a parody adapted from lines from Lin Zhengying's "Mr. Fantasy")
"Kyuubi, suffer death!"
"Ouch~"
"Ah! So powerful! I can't beat her! Oh my God! Ahhh!"
"Brother Mao, don't be afraid. You are the reincarnation of the Great God Nezha. You will definitely be able to kill her."
"Yes, Xiao Longnu, you are right!"
"Friendship"
"effort!"
"victory!"
"For the sake of mankind, for heaven, and for the entrustment of His Majesty the Jade Emperor (omit the billion "for" here), look at my unique skills, super powerful, no one can beat me, so arrogant, I can win without any reason (omit here)
A Billion Adjectives) Fire Pointed Spear!”
"Ouch~ah, I'm dead, I'm dead..."
"Finally, under the leadership of Nezha, the reincarnation of God Nezha, and Her Highness Ao Bei, the dragon girl of the East China Sea, people defeated evil and killed the evil Nine Tails again..."
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"Stuck! Finished!" the director of Yue Lao Pictures shouted.
"Oh! Finished, finished, let's go, let's go have dinner together tonight!"
"Hey hey hey, hey hey hey." Birdman came over and helped up the swing playing the reincarnation of Daji, "Well done. Big star of the swing, I love you the most!"
"Humph! I won't talk to you!" Swing said angrily, "Who are you today?! I'm always asked to play a dead person. What a big star! No more! No more!" The little fox is not the protagonist of the movie.
He is just a special double, specially used to play the role of Daji when she transforms into her true form of Nine Tails.
"Hey~? Big star of the swing, you can't do this. Look at Zhizhi, it's all dyed black. When I went to play Wen Zhong's Mo Qilin, didn't he say nothing? Didn't I always play Shang Zhou?
Are you a miscellaneous soldier?" Birdman said, "Let's go, there are a lot of crews down there waiting for our big star. Hehe. Let me take a look. The next drama is called "Li Jing Jin Pagoda Town Shang Zhou".
In it, you played the Nine-Tails who was eventually crushed to death by a golden pagoda. Then in "Legend of Heaven: The Destruction of Shang Zhou", you played the Nine-Tails who was finally crushed by a mountain. There are also "The Killing of the Nine-Tails" and "Legend of the Gods"
, "Fengshen Gaiden"..."
"Ah!!!! I don't want to act anymore!" Swing shouted, "Why are there so many movies and TV series like this lately?!"
"Stop talking nonsense, I've signed the contract. Hurry up and act!" Birdman finally found a way to make money, how could he not make good use of it.
"I'm going to sue you for employing child labor!" Swing threatened.
"Uh..." Birdman was frightened by the little fox. This is a serious crime. If he doesn't get it right, he will have to leave a file in the Immortal Law Palace (criminal detention). "A roast chicken."
"Ten." Swing said.
"make a deal!"
"Ah! No, no, twenty, twenty, no, a hundred..." Finally, under the temptation of roast chicken, Swing walked into the crew of "Li Jing's Golden Pagoda Shocks Shang Zhou" produced by Samsara Pictures.
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The bird man here was counting money with stars in his eyes, when suddenly a male bird chirped in the sky. After the strong wind, a man with "cold eyes" and a heroic spirit stood behind the crow. "Are you the jade bird man?"
"One fairy stone, two fairy stones, three fairy stones, four fairy stones..." Birdman was immersed in the joy of squeezing the swing to earn money, and his ears had long been "no longer needed".
"Ahem." Somewhat embarrassed, the man coughed twice as a reminder, "Are you the Jade Bird Man?"
"This piece is for Meimei to buy a bag. This piece is for sister Fei Niao Jing to support me. This piece is for Sister Yue Gong Chang'e's latest photo..." Birdman's mind was full of his own erotic things, and he didn't even hear the people behind him talking. "
The swing only has roast chicken, right? Right? Right~ No? Hahaha, the swing will only have roast chicken in its life, hahaha. The little girl can't give more money, or it will go bad. I'll help the swing save it first, help her
I will save it until she grows up and has a career, and then I will spend it on myself. Hahahahaha..."
"Go to hell!" The man was annoyed and kicked the birdman away.
"Hey! Who dares to attack this bird! Who is it, stand up!" The birdman looked around, saw the man behind him, and looked at it for a moment, "Lingshan limited edition leather shoes, limited edition gown, limited edition ribbon..." Through the pair
The man made a series of observations, and the crow had a preliminary understanding of the person who kicked him, "He is a superior person, and you cannot mess with him." He immediately put away his anger and put on a mean expression, "Oh, sir, who are you?
What are you looking for? Are you looking for a swing to shoot a movie? Okay, okay, I still have some vacant swings in the schedule, specially reserved for the uncle..."
"Hey! You little monster, don't talk nonsense!" the man said angrily, "I am Yuncheng Wanlipeng, not a bad movie director!"
"Hiss!!!" Hearing the man's introduction, Birdman took a deep breath. "This man is very powerful, so be careful when dealing with him."
"I would like to ask you, are you a Jade Bird Man who has interacted with Jin Chanzi?" Jin-winged Dapeng was also depressed. He wasted a long time on just one sentence, and it was very difficult to talk to these unworthy little monsters.
"It's the villain." Birdman answered honestly.
"I would like to ask you again, how is the situation of Jin Chanzi's reincarnation? Why do his natal Buddha cards in Lingshan often have cracks? Is it possible that he died many times in reincarnation?" asked the Golden Winged Dapeng.
"I'm telling you, Jin Chanzi Buddha has been reincarnated four times. He was indeed killed in the first three lives." Birdman said, "The first time he was reborn near Wuxing Mountain, and his name was Chen Erhu. He went west to fetch Buddhist scriptures and died in Liusha River.
The second generation was a woman named Xisheng. She was a layman who emerged from the mud in Nanfanbuzhou, a place where Buddhism was not popular. However, she later died in Liusha River... The third generation directly entered Buddhism and was sent to Xisheng.
On the way to promote Buddhism, his name was Jin He. Jin He and his junior brothers built a temporary Zen monastery near Heifeng Mountain and went to the West alone. However, they still died in Liusha River... He should be the fourth one now.
World." When dealing with big figures in Buddhism, you must hold your tongue. Birdman is not interested in Buddhism, but he has no choice. Facing the Golden-winged Dapeng, he can only say that Nanfangbuzhou, where Buddhism is not popular, is a "mud land."
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"Oh my! I'm so angry! Doesn't it mean that the quicksand river is blocking my Chan'er's road! I'm so angry!" The golden-winged roc was furious, and the Dharma behind him appeared, and the golden light went straight towards the bullfighting, "Little monster,
Take me to the Liusha River to explore! I want to see why Jin Chanzi died so many times!"
"Um..." Birdman didn't want to get involved in the battle between Buddhism and Heaven, "Uncle, as the saying goes, catch the thief with the dirty parts and catch the adulterer... Ahem, in short, if Mr. Jin Chanzi hadn't been caught on the spot, he would have been arrested.
Kill, even if you are a member of the Eight Western Tribes, you cannot be under the control of the Heavenly Court... Hehehe. Besides, why don't we go find Mr. Jin Chanzi, maybe this time he can directly learn the scriptures and succeed? Right? Hehehe.
"
"This... okay." Although the Golden-winged Dapeng hates evil and acts impulsively, he is not stupid. It is indeed easy for "certain people" to make trouble in the East. "In this case, you can take me to see it."
Chan'er's current situation."
"Okay, okay, Mr. Jin invites me, how dare I refuse to obey." Birdman said, "But..."
"But what?" asked the golden-winged roc.
"Master Jin, my daughter is filming a movie, and I am also an extra. Little monsters like us are not as good as you, the great gods. We have enough money to eat..." Birdman didn't need to finish his sentence to understand what he meant.
"Hmph! How can Jin Chanzi be friends with a monster like you!" The Golden Winged Dapeng cursed, "Here you go, I will give you the Golden Feather."
"Thank you, thank you so much Lord Jin." The feathers of the golden-winged roc are rare materials and are definitely worth a good price. Birdman put them away respectfully. "Master Jin, let's go then. Uncle Jin Chanzi was born for,