According to Birdman's advance information and his own humor, Sun Wukong easily cured the illness of the king of the Kingdom of Zhuzi and won a lot of applause. At the celebration banquet, Sun Wukong told a story that happened a few years ago from the king's mouth in three or two sentences.
The king said: "Three years ago, during the Dragon Boat Festival, I and my concubines were undressing rice dumplings, inserting mugwort, drinking calamus and realgar wine, and watching the dragon boat fight under the Hailiu Pavilion in the imperial garden. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew and a demon appeared in the air.
Jing claimed to be Sai Tai Sui and said that he lived in the cave of Xiezhi Cave in Qilin Mountain. A young lady came to visit me. She was born in Jin Sheng Palace and she was beautiful and charming. She wanted to be a wife and taught me to give it away as soon as possible. If she doesn’t give it three times, she will give it to me.
I ate the few people first and then the ministers, and I ate all the people in the city. At that time, I was worried about the country and the people, so I had no choice but to push the Golden Holy Palace out of the Hailiu Pavilion and was taken away by the monster with a loud sound. I was frightened by this.
The internal condition of the rice dumpling was stagnant, and I was worried day and night, which is why I suffered from this illness for three years. Now that I have taken the spiritual elixir from the holy monk and walked several times, all the accumulated stuff from three years ago has made me physically fit and lightened.
As before, today's destiny is given by the divine monk. Isn't it just as heavy as Mount Tai?" Upon hearing this, the traveler was filled with joy. He swallowed the giant glass of wine in two mouthfuls and asked the king with a smile: "Your Majesty, it turns out that you are so frightened and worried.
! Today I met Lao Sun and was fortunately cured, but I don’t know if I can return to the Golden Holy Palace?” The king said with tears: “I have been thinking about it day and night, but no one can get the fairy. How can it be?
There is no reason why he should not return to the country!" The traveler said: "What will happen when my old grandson goes with you to defeat the evil spirits?" The king knelt down and said: "If you can save me, I am willing to lead the three palaces and nine concubines out of the city to serve the people and lead a country.
I have paid all the gods to make you the emperor." Seeing these words and doing this ceremony, Bajie couldn't help laughing and said: "This emperor has lost his decency! Why don't you kneel as a monk for the sake of your wife?"
After talking back and forth several times, the matter became clear, and Sun Wukong decided to take action to catch the demon. It happened that the little demon Sai Taisui came to the country to ask for "enshrinement", and Sun Xingzhe flexed his power, held an iron rod, stepped on the auspicious light, and shouted in the air: "
Where did you come from and the evil spirit is going to be rampant!" The monster shouted loudly: "
Our party is none other than the vanguard of Grandpa King Sai Taisui of Xiezhi Cave in Qilin Mountain. We are here under the King's order to pick up two maids to serve the Golden Saint Empress. Who are you who dare to ask me?" The traveler said: "I am Sun Wukong, the Great Sage of Qitian.
Because of the protection of the Eastern Land, Tang Monk from the Western Heaven passed by this country to worship Buddha and knew that you, a group of evil spirits, deceived the Lord and showed their talents to govern the country.
Get rid of the evil. I couldn’t find you anywhere but I came here to die!” When the monster heard this, he stretched out his spear and stabbed the traveler. The traveler raised an iron rod and faced each other in mid-air. It was a good killing: the stick is the treasure of Dragon Palace Zhenhai, the spear is the world’s treasure.
Turning to iron smelting. How dare mortal soldiers be more arrogant than immortal soldiers? The great sage turns out that Taiyi immortal goblins are evil spirits.
How can a sneak approach an upright person? When he is upright, the evil will be destroyed. The one who plays tricks on the wind and sows earth to bluff the emperor, the one who rides on the mist and clouds to cover the sun and the moon. Who dares to praise a hero even if he puts aside his airs and bets on winning or losing? Or the Monkey King who can ping-pong with a stick and a gun?
Break it off first. The goblin was beaten in two by the traveler with an iron rod and a gun. He was so panicked that he turned around and fled towards the west, risking his life.
After appeasing the king and others, Sun Wukong went to Qilin Mountain. As he was walking, he suddenly saw a little demon carrying a yellow flag, carrying documents, and beating a gong. He walked quickly like flying. The traveler smiled and said: "It's a bit interesting to be walking on the gong.
And... I don't know what kind of letter he sent. I'll listen to him.
Listen." The great sage transformed into a ferocious insect and flew lightly on his school bag. He could only hear the goblin beating the gong and chanting to himself: "My king has been poisoned for three years.
I went to the Zhuzi Kingdom and snatched away the Golden Saint Queen. I never had a chance to get involved with her, so I only suffered a lot.
The palace maids who came came to hold the vat. Two came and killed four of them. They wanted them the year before last, and they wanted them last year, and they wanted them this year, and they wanted them this year, but they came up against each other. The pioneer who wanted the palace maids was defeated by some Sun Xingzhe.
No palace maid. My king is so angry that he wants to quarrel with other countries. Teach me
What kind of war are you going to make? If the king doesn't fight, he will be defeated. My king will make fireworks fly into the sand. No one of the king, his ministers or the people will survive. At that time, we will occupy his city, and the king will proclaim himself emperor.
Although there are officials, big and small, who are professed ministers, it is just difficult to tolerate it according to the laws of heaven!"
The traveler who turned into a ferocious insect secretly rejoiced after hearing this: "It turns out there are good people among these monsters."
"Sun Wukong, have you been the 'Monkey King' for so long that you have forgotten that you are also a monster? How dare you talk about the good and bad of others?" Suddenly a crow landed next to the fierce insect, lowered its head and pecked it.
Sun Wukong dodged and flew high into the sky, "Of course I won't forget it. It's just that Sun Wukong knows that he is not a good person!"
"Huh! I do have some self-awareness." The birdman also transformed into a human form and stood in the air. "This man is very good."
"It's good, but it's a pity that it has broken the meat and lacks yang (explanation: eating meat and not being a virgin), and it is entangled with cause and effect." Sun Wukong said.
"With you and me here, why are we still afraid of karma?" Birdman summoned the black gun and raised his hand to shoot. It seemed that he was preparing to kill the little demon on the ground to help him escape from this wasted body.
"Dang!" Before the black gun flew out, a golden hoop knocked it away. Sun Wukong said: "Although I am not a good person, I want to do something good. I will kill this monster and resolve the karma on him. Besides, I will kill the monster."
, I also want to ask him something."
"Be gentle, don't beat him to death like you did some time ago." Birdman said.
"I know." With a cry, Sun Wukong flew away from the goblin and turned to the road ahead. After more than ten miles, he transformed into a Taoist boy: his head was in a double bun, wearing a hundred-pin robe, and he was beating fish drums with his hands and singing simple love lyrics.
He turned around the hillside to face the little demon and said, "Where are you going, sir?"
What kind of official document are you sending?" The monster looked at him as if he recognized him. Luo Chui returned the greeting with a smile: "My king sent me to the Kingdom of Zhuzi to issue a declaration of war." The traveler asked: "Has the Kingdom of Zhuzi ever said that to you?
Your Majesty, are you cooperating?" The little demon said, "I took the photo the year before last.
When I arrived, a god presented me with a colorful fairy robe and new makeup from the Golden Saint Palace. Since he put on that robe, he has been pricked with acupuncture all over his body. My Majesty, I didn’t dare to touch him. But I held my hand with him.
It hurts and I don’t know why I haven’t been touched since the beginning. I sent a pioneer to get it this morning.
The palace maid was defeated by some kind of Monkey King. The King was so angry that he told me to write a letter of war to fight with him tomorrow." The Monkey said: "Why is the King worried?" The little demon said: "He is worried over there.
.You might as well go and sing a love song with him to relieve your boredom."
The traveler turned away and walked away, but the demon continued to beat the gong and move forward. The traveler started to act fiercely, drew out the stick, turned around, looked at the back of the little demon's head, and beat him so pitifully that his head was smashed, blood flowed, his skin and neck were opened, and his life was lost! Stop it!
But Stick regretted himself: "I was too impatient! I didn't ask him what his name was."
!" But he went to take off his letter of war and hid it in his sleeves. He hid his yellow flag and gong in the grass by the roadside. When he was banging them, he heard a clanging sound and a gold-inlaid tooth plaque was revealed at his waist. The words on the plaque read: "Friends.
A person from a primary school comes and goes. A short figure with a tart face does not require a beard. A long-term person with a hanging license is considered fake."
The birdman landed from mid-air and used means to arrest the dead "come and go" ghost. Then he turned to Sun Wukong and said: "I'll leave this stinker on the ground to you. What happens next... Haha, I think you should
I can handle it. By the way, I'm not afraid to tell you that Sai Taisui belongs to the Guanyin family, so be careful." Regardless of Sun Wukong's reaction, the crow took the ghost and flew to the underworld.
Sun Wukong was confused about Birdman's attitude during this period, but he didn't care. Just like Tang Seng said, if he bullies Bajie, someone will bully him. Moreover, "Just having a bad attitude doesn't count as bullying me. Haha."
Haha..." With a smile, Sun Wukong raised the stick to the little demon's body, pounded it on its chest, lifted it up in the air, and returned to his homeland, claiming a first victory.
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"Oh, I didn't expect to die like this. I don't know if it's a misfortune? Or an honor?" The little demon caught in the birdman's hand sighed back and forth.
"What do you mean?" Birdman asked.
"It's unfortunate to die in the daytime, but to be killed by the famous demon emperor Monkey King, Monkey King, should be considered an honor for a little demon like me, right?" he said from time to time.
The birdman did not answer the little demon's question and continued to fly to the underworld. "Where do you want to be reborn in the next life? I can arrange it."
"Where?" the little demon sighed, "Where is the difference?"