"Ding dong ding dong." Pohe was sitting on the sofa smoking, drinking and watching TV. Hearing the doorbell ringing, he said, "Who is it? Come in."
"Mother-in-law, where are you?" The swing squirmed and walked into the cave with one hand behind its back.
"It's you, little fox." My mother-in-law didn't even look at the swing, her eyes were still fixed on the TV, which was reporting on the Western Church's handling of the people involved in the Daughter's Kingdom. "You little bastard caused me such a big trouble last time.
You ran away like a thief, and I didn't look for you when I came back, so why did you take the initiative to come to my place?"
"Hee hee," Zhuqian smiled sheepishly, "Do you still remember the story about Zu Feng Neidan? Hee hee, you have a really good memory, you don't look like an old woman who was half buried in the earth at all..."
"!!!" Pohe frowned slightly.
"No, no, no, you are not an old woman, you are my beloved, dear and lovely mother-in-law and mother-in-law. I just said something wrong, I said something wrong. Hee hee hee." Swing changed his mouth and said.
"Don't try to get close to me. Why are you here?" Pohe asked.
"That...that...this...this..." the little girl hesitated.
"What about this and that, tell me quickly," my mother-in-law urged.
"Mother-in-law, um, I heard that the black market for flowers, birds, fish and insects is very prosperous?" Swing asked.
"Yes." Pohe replied, "It's very prosperous. Many spiritual beasts who were born with disabilities or whose spiritual roots were artificially interrupted and could never transform were put into cages and sold as pets. It is said that the transaction volume is very large. Oh, by the way.
Your little Qilin was almost sold there."
"Does that mean the rarer the spiritual beasts and birds are, the more valuable they are?" Swing asked again.
"Of course." Po He said, "Things are rare and valuable."
"Okay!" Swing suddenly stretched out his hidden hand and threw it at the coffee table. He didn't know what it was, but he fell on it with a red and black sound. "Do you think this is worth it?
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"!!!" Pohe looked back and was startled. He saw an unknown half-dead object on the coffee table, covered in blood and a mess. "What is this thing?!"
"Spiritual bird!" Swing said, "It's very rare. You can't find many in the three worlds. Mother-in-law, please take it and I'll pay the rent."
"..." My mother-in-law observed the creatures on the coffee table carefully for a long time, "Isn't this your crow?! How did it become like this? What is that red rope?"
"Hee hee. That's my crow. Hee hee." Swing Qian suppressed his composure and lied, "That's it. This guy was confused and sleepwalking last night. He accidentally fell down and fainted, and then he was accidentally hit by a speed bullet.
A round object at 300,000 kilometers per second hit the back of the head, causing a comminuted fracture of the back of the skull and brain hemorrhage... As you know, I love my crow daddy the most. When I see him, he does it himself.
After the injury, I quickly bandaged his wound. It was not a red rope, but gauze. Hehe. But this guy was injured too seriously. Even though I have superb medical skills, I couldn't cure it. Not only was he unconscious, but he also showed symptoms.
The truth. You also know that I am the most thrifty person on swings. Since he is no longer good, why not work harder before he dies and sell it for some money or give it to you to pay off the rent. Hehehehe..."
"Go, go, go! Take it, take it, take it." Grandma Taotie grabbed the red, shapeless crow with her handkerchief in disgust, and then threw it hard at the fox's face, "Get out of here, you little bastard.
I did it, there is blood everywhere, how disgusting, can this coffee table be used in the future?! Get out!"
"No, please do yourself a favor and take him. The spiritual bird is very rare, and it will be worth one year's rent. Please."
"roll!"
"Half a year is fine. Three months, three months, one month, one month is fine, mother-in-law, please."
"roll!!!"
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After driving the fox away, the stepmother sat back on the sofa and continued to watch TV. "Two bastards, they haven't stopped all day." But she said that she reached out to flick the ashes into the ashtray and accidentally saw an inner elixir inside. Be careful with it.
Qi Neidan looked at it and said, "Oh~" Pohe nodded and shook his head.
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"Bah!" The swing was kicked out of the Taotie Cave angrily, "Huh! You ignorant old lady, huh! Don't pull her down! Huh! I still feel a loss for selling it to you! Huh!" Sitting with arms on his shoulders.
On the ground, the little fox thought about it, "How can we do this?" He had been following the Birdman's back and tricking people since he was a child. Suddenly he lost his "leader" and for a while he didn't know what to do.
"Ahem~~" At this time, the dead crow suddenly looked back and coughed twice, "Help me~"
The fox glanced at the crow, and took out a long, long gauze from the bag, "Swish, swish, swish..." No matter where the wound was, or even whether there was a wound, he gave it to the crow from top to bottom.
The whole bottom is covered, and it is firm, like a rice dumpling.
"Save~~~me~~~" The crow walked away peacefully, suffocating to death, "without any" pain.
Pull out a thread from the gradually turning red "zongzi", tie it around your waist, and fly to the west on the swing. "Before, the black loach said that Yang Jian and Chang'e were visiting the Zhuzi Kingdom and asked the crow to be a tour guide. Last time we helped Chang'e
The great credit for exposing the Daughter Kingdom was given to Chang'e.
She will definitely thank me again. Why don't we get the stupid bird there to enjoy the benefits of senior civil servants in heaven - the free special care ward. Hehe, a straight man like Yang Jian will definitely be generous in front of women, and maybe there will be extra
Here’s the reward. Hee hee hee hee hee hee…” The smile gradually became more sinister.
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Zhu Ziguo.
Yang Jian and Chang'e fell to the ground, each transformed into a mortal, and entered the city hand in hand. This time Yang Jian came to investigate the matter of his journey to the west, and Chang'e accompanied him on the grounds of collecting Huang Qi Feng Ning flowers. The so-called "Huang Qi Feng Ning"
"Hua" is a very high-grade magical flower that can be used to make tea, which is very beneficial to practitioners, especially advanced practitioners.
However, its growth environment is special and it can only appear within a hundred miles of the residences of the Human Emperor and the Queen. Normally, this kind of flower is collected by fairies in the capital of the Chinese Human Emperor Kingdom of Kyushu, but since the Queen Mother’s incarnation was made public, there has been no more
Immortals dare to approach Chang'an City for hundreds of miles without permission. The Emperor Qi Feng Ninghua can only be found in the capital of a small country. It is very difficult to find.
"Sure enough, the imperial aura of Ziwei is extraordinary!" Yang Jian felt that this place was abnormal before entering the city. It became more obvious after entering the city, "The imperial aura of the king of this country is almost the same as that of Li Zhi, the purple star of the Tang Dynasty."
"What? No way." Chang'e said, "Li Zhi is the incarnation of the Ziweixing sent by the Heavenly Court. With the blessing of Heaven, even if he is suppressed by the Queen Mother's incarnation, he is still full of imperial energy. How can the leader of this small country compare?"
Yang Jian didn't answer, shook his head, took Chang'e's hand and walked towards the center of the city.
Although this was not the first time they held hands, Chang'e's face was still red. "So happy."