After experiencing the amnesia incident, Qiu Bird Cave has returned to its former peace...well, probably.
"Little girl, you seem to have a lot of things in your bag. Let me see."
"Get lost! That's my bag, I won't show it to you."
"Really? Hey, look what I'm holding in my hand?"
"Oh, crow, you stole my bag! Give it back to me, give it back to me!"
"No, no, little girl, I'll make you so angry."
"Give it to me quickly! I'll bite you to death?!"
"I can't bite you, I can't bite you. I'm going to piss you off. I'm pissing you off! Oh, Zhizhi, you guy, sneak attack on me!"
"Haha, Crow, you are dead! Hahaha..."
"Crackling, crackling, crackling..."
"Boom!" The three birds in Qiu Bird Cave were making noise every day. Suddenly the door was kicked open, and the roar of a ferocious beast came, "Ouch~ you three bastards, can you please calm down!" Grandma Taotie was wearing an apron and holding a knife in one hand.
Frying Pan walked in angrily with a shovel in one hand, followed by Cherry.
"..." Birdman, Swing, and Zhizhi were startled and did not dare to speak, "Mother-in-law, hello..."
"I love your grandson!" She picked up the frying pan and gave her a beating. The swing and the birdman "died" on the spot. Zhizhi ran fast and lay under the sofa without daring to come out. The mother-in-law shouted: "Your grandma
I'm teaching Miss Cherry how to make pancakes. If you make any noise to me again, I'll eat you! Hum!" After saying that, the ferocious beast turned around and walked out of the Autumn Bird Cave.
"Goodbye." Cherry playfully stuck out her tongue to say hello to the swing and the birdman. Unfortunately, the two guys were too "injured" and basically didn't respond. Only the little fox's tail shook slightly in response.
Not long after returning from heaven, Grandma Taotie came to ask for rent. In line with the principle of "thrift", Birdman "sent" cherries to her mother-in-law to do "coolie work", which not only gave the little girl a place to eat and live, but also paid off the rent, which was the best of both worlds.
Getting up from the ground, the fox and the crow sat on the sofa, not daring to speak loudly, and stared at the TV in a daze.
"Oh, this old woman is really ruthless." Birdman said while rummaging through the bag on the swing. "Hey? Why is there a chicken? Hey? There is also a dog?"
"Oh, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten." Zhuqian said, "I stole rice from Shan Mian Shan in Pixiang Palace, and brought back the chicken and dog together. There should be a broken lock."
Birdman looked for it and found that there was indeed a lock, but it was broken.
"Do you still remember that Nezha hit you with the circle of heaven and earth?" Swing said, "When the circle bounced back, it broke the lock." The little fox snatched the broken lock and looked at it carefully, "Crow, Crow, look at it,
Is this big, flashy gold lock worth anything?"
"It's just made of ordinary circulating gold, and it's barely worth a few gold." The birdman said, "What should I do with these chickens and dogs? Eat them?" The chickens and dogs seemed to be able to understand human speech, and they were trembling with fear.
"Suck~" The little fox's eyes were filled with stars, "Yes, that's what I thought. Hehehehe..."
The swing released its tail and curled it towards the chickens and dogs, trying to catch them. Unexpectedly, Zhizhi came out from under the sofa, deflected the owner's tail, and protected the chickens and dogs. Zijin's big head kept shaking, as if he didn't agree with the crow.
and the way foxes treat chickens and dogs.
"Oops," Swing said loudly when he saw this situation, "Dad, look, our Zhizhi hit me! Oops, he hit me. Woo hoo hoo..." Pretending to cry.
"Shh~" the birdman said, "Don't shout, it will alert the old monster next door and give him another beating." Looking at the purple and gold unicorn, the crow pretended to say, "Zhizhi, what do you mean?"
"Zhizhizhi (don't eat them, keep them as my company)." Zijin Qilin said.
"That's not possible!" Swing and Birdman said reluctantly, "To keep you company? Ouch, ouch, to put it lightly, do you know how difficult it is for us to raise you? You can eat and sleep, each one
It costs a lot of money every month. Now you have to get two extra pets. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You might as well stew them, which not only saves food but also nourishes the body, right?"
"Zhizhi(bah!)!" Qilin spat.
"Oh, you are going to rebel! If you dare to 'bah' us, you are seeking death!" Birdman conjured up a pair of kitchen knives, one on each hand, "Boy, believe it or not, I'll be stewed with you."
"Wow, wow, wow, I can't live my life like this. Zhizhi, this child, is disobedient. First he slapped my tail, and then like this, oh, my life is hard to live by, you disobedient child. Wow, wow, wow..." Swing cried.
The sky and the earth are overwhelming, and I am filled with grief.
In the Taotie Cave next door, my mother-in-law heard her gnashing her teeth, "Three bastards, they really piss me off."
Zijin Qilin looked at the two masters rolling around on the ground, with the chicks and puppies trembling behind them. He sighed deeply, "swipe, pull, pull", shook his body, and two pockets fell out. From the sound, there must be something inside.
A piece of spiritual stone. "Zhizhizhi (take this, I can raise them, right)?" Qilin said.
"Deal!" Swing and Birdman each used "evil dog grabbing shit" to pounce on the two bags of money, fought for a while, and each grabbed one bag.
The little fox happily counted the money and said: "Zhizhi, if you have a conscience, I have raised you for so many years in vain. But let me tell you, you have to be responsible for the food, drink and litter of these two. Don't let me help you. If they
If the house is messy and dirty, you have to clean it up! You have to spend your own money to buy chicken feed, dog food, etc., you know? I, your master, have no money, and I work hard for this family..." Swing couldn't finish talking.
Zhizhi is too lazy to listen to his two masters' nagging. Since a long time ago, Zhizhi has basically been responsible for his own food. Sometimes he has to work for his two masters to make money to supplement the family. Recently, he even pays rent, water and electricity bills.
It has to pay for everything. As for cleaning the house, haha, the crows and foxes have basically not been touched since Zhizhi came to Qiu Bird Cave. They are all handled by Zijin Qilin. Bring the chickens and dogs into your room and close the door.
, there is no more movement.
Birdman curled his lips and said to the swing: "Look, look, how you have spoiled him, you are not polite at all."
"Maybe it's the rebellious stage." Swing said.
The two guys who got the money were very happy. They were fighting to the death before, but now they left Qiu Bird Cave hand in hand to go to a nearby supermarket to spend money. The two chatted while walking.
"According to you," said Swing, "Huoyun Cave is the backing of Qingtian?"
"I can't talk about the backers, but the relationship is very close." Birdman said, "After all, Qingtian is one of the few human-dominated organizations in Wutian Sect. It is understandable that the three emperors of Huoyundong support them."
"It makes sense." Swing nodded, "But I didn't expect that even that rat Sperm Five would be pointing towards the sky, and our Zhizhi has a tendency to do so. I didn't expect it."
"The great thing about this organization, Qingtian, is that it can influence the world subtly, and it can influence the people around us without us noticing. It's not surprising." Birdman said. "This time, if it weren't for the needs of the situation, I think the Jade Emperor would
It will definitely destroy the blue sky."
"Didn't you just brag that you 'ordered' Yue Lao not to pursue them?" Shuqian mocked.
"Well... of course I played a big role, hehehe..." Birdman smiled awkwardly, "But mainly, Qingtian's behavior in recent years has impacted the Sanqing Sect, Queen Mother, Donghua more
With other forces, the Jade Emperor will lose less and gain more."
"Hey?!" Zhuqian seemed to suddenly think of an interesting question, "Crow Crow, what do you think is the relationship between Jiang Shang and Qingtian? He is from the Sanqing Sect, but he seems to have never been able to get along with his senior brothers, and Ji Chang and him
They are close friends. If Qingtian and the Sanqing sect confront each other one day, which side will Jiang Ziya help?"
"I... don't know." Birdman said, "Compared to Jiang Ziya's position, I actually want to know Taibai Jinxing's attitude towards the Three Purities Sect."