Of the four flat peaches, two were eaten at the banquet, one was shared by everyone in Qiutiao Mountain, and one was given to Grandma Taotie to pay the rent.
"Hey! Old monster, I'm back." The birdman felt good about himself and sat in front of his mother-in-law. "How is it? Is it delicious? Haha, if it weren't for me, you would never have a chance to eat it in your life. Thank me.
Hehe, come on, come on, don’t be embarrassed, if you have any thanks, just say it, you’re welcome.”
Grandma Taotie glared at the birdman and sneered: "It's really good. It's quite delicious. Without you, I might not be able to eat it for the rest of my life. But..."
Hearing the word "but", the crow immediately became vigilant. Over the years, the birdman has suffered a lot from Grandma Taotie, so he had to be on guard. "What's the problem~?"
Grandma Taotie exhaled a puff of smoke and said: "You and the little fox were walking in a hurry. Maybe you didn't know that your little unicorn, chicken and dog came over and ate one piece after another. Little bird, how can I figure this out?! I
Can they be considered a 'burglary'?"
"Um..." Birdman said, "They only ate a small piece, hehe, that's all. There's no such thing as 'robbery'. Hehe, old demon... Ahem, mother-in-law, you are too harsh on them."
"Not even a small piece!" Grandma Taotie scolded, "If you miss a piece, you'll pay ten, your peach doesn't count! You still have to pay the rent! And, where is the peach core of the fairy peach? Who told your little fox to dig up the peach core?
?! A fairy peach without a peach core is not a fairy peach!”
"Ah! Old monster! You! You go too far! You are deliberately looking for trouble! Are you blackmailing me?" Birdman was very excited and stood up and shouted loudly.
"I'm just blackmailing you! How about that!" Two women were standing behind Birdman at some point. Their magic power was surging and their momentum was overwhelming. They threatened, "What can I do if I blackmail you?"
"..." Birdman turned around cautiously and said flatteringly, "Hey, when did the third sister and the fourth sister come out of seclusion? Hehe, why don't you say something and say something small to pick you up?
Ah, hey hey hey..."
"Humph!" Luanying slapped the birdman hard, pushing the birdman into the wall, and then sat down gently on the sofa.
"Uh... it hurts. Fourth sister, you are too enthusiastic, hehehe." Birdman stood up, rubbed his body, and asked, "Where's Huang Ji? He's not out of seclusion?"
"Three of your pets ate peaches, and their bodies were full of spiritual energy. They were afraid of hurting their souls. Brother No. 1 set up a formation in the back mountain to help them relieve themselves." Fengyi said.
"Oh." Birdman nodded, "I'm just telling you, why didn't the girl and I see the three of them when we came back? I thought they were in this room. It turned out to be...hehe, hehe, hehe. Thank you." The atmosphere calmed down a bit.
A little embarrassing.
Restless, the crow waited in the Taotie Cave for a long time. Finally, Huangji brought Qilin and Ada Awang back. The swing also followed from the Qiu Bird Cave.
"Zhizhi, how do you feel?" Swing asked with concern.
"Zhizhizhi (My body is very light, but I feel a little inexplicable crisis.)" Qilin replied.
"Crisis?" The birdman circled around him a few times, "Oh, is it a thunder disaster?"
"It should be." Huang Ji drove Luanying away from the sofa and sat down, "Just in the next few days."
"These days? Oops! Oops! What should we do?! My house is going to die! It's going to die!" Swing shouted.
"You can't die." Feng Yi, who was sitting next to Grandma Taotie, said, "Wouldn't it be too shameful for a descendant of the direct bloodline of Qilin to not be able to survive even a Mysterious Immortal Tribulation? It's okay, little Qilin can easily survive even if he doesn't resist at all.
.”
"Really or not? Thunder Tribulation, it's so dangerous." Zhuqian said, "I heard from Crow that some time ago, Lei Zhenzi destroyed most of the members of the special team with one move. How terrifying."
"That's different." Birdman said, "Both the scheduled thunder tribulation and the advanced thunder tribulation are sent down by heaven and have nothing to do with the Heavenly Thunder Tribulation. The thunder of the Xuanxian Tribulation is not as strong as Lei Zhenzi's spell, so Zhizhi will not be hurt.
Not only is there no harm, there are also benefits. Don’t worry.”
"Really?" Swing is still a little unconvinced, but since everyone says it's fine, it's not too dangerous. "Then when will I have a thunderstorm?"
Grandma Taotie and others glanced at the crow and said nothing.
The birdman said: "Your thunder tribulation can come whenever you want. It's up to me to decide."
"..." Everyone was silent. They really didn't know what was going on with Jade Bird and the swing.
Girl Cherry, who had been busy in the kitchen, came out with a tray of drinks. "Come on, everyone, please try it. This is the new recipe Zhizhi taught me yesterday. Please try it."
"Thank you, Cherry." Huangji, Fengyi, Luanying and the other three politely took the drinks, smelt them and tasted them, full of praise.
Bird Man and Swing did not pick up the cup and drink it all in one gulp like Huang Ji and the others did, "It's okay, do you have any more?"
"Yes, yes." Cherry smiled, "Also, I'll get it."
"It's good to have it. Get more of it. Hahaha..." Taking advantage would cost your life. It was great to have free drinks, so Swing and Birdman decided to drink until they were full.
Zhizhi felt extremely embarrassed, so he pulled Ada and Awang and quietly left the Taotie Cave, "Zhizhizhi (go back, I'll do it for you)."
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A few hours later.
Holding her stomach with a look of discomfort on her face, Bird Man and Swing lay on the ground groaning and unable to move, seemingly in quite a lot of pain. "It seems like I drank too much~" Grandma Taotie was used to this situation and asked Huang Ji impatiently.
The two worthless bastards were thrown outside. The two crows climbed hard to the door of the Autumn Bird Cave and knocked hard. No one answered for a long time. The birdman shouted: "Zhizhi, open the door, help, I need to pee."
Pee."
"Hurry up, crow, I can't hold it in anymore." The little fox shouted.
There was no way, no one would open the door, so the birdman could only endure the bloating, stood up and flew to the wilderness with the swing on his back, "Let's find a quiet place to pee where no one is."
"No, I'm a lady, I can't do that. A lady can't do that," Swing said.
"Then where are you going?!" Birdman asked.
"I..." Swing's nervous face was suddenly filled with joy, "It's done."
"Why are you so angry? Didn't you always do this when you were a kid?!" The little fox flew away from the birdman's back with a light body, "Come on, come on, come on, catch me, catch me. Ha."
Haha, you stupid bird, you are already wet. Hahaha, don’t get excited, be careful you wet your pants too. Hahaha..."
Two rays of light were chasing each other in the sky, and a woman appeared on the top of a certain mountain. He stared at the two people in mid-air, hesitating, "This kind of person... is not very reliable, is he? Do you want to find him?"
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The four masters and disciples of Tang Monk left Yuhua County and traveled for another five or six days when they arrived at another city, Jinping Mansion.