"Jade Rabbit, put down my swing quickly, or you will be responsible for the consequences!" "Rabbit spirit, as long as I am here, no one in the world can bully the swing!" "Rabbit, how dare you mess with my daughter? You are playing with fire, be careful to set yourself on fire.
!” “Jade Rabbit, you have to remember that it is difficult for the person who started the fire to extinguish the fire! If you don’t know how to show appreciation and wait for my anger to ignite, no matter how much you apologize, my anger will burn you to ashes.
ash!
Quickly put down the swing! Let her go before I'm angry! I'll spare your life!" "Rabbit spirit, you can't mess with us. Please see your identity clearly! We are ghosts from the underworld and people from the government.
You dare to touch us
!" "Rabbit, you have successfully angered me. If you don't run away, you will be dead! Let go of the swing!" "Jade Rabbit, my principle is not to hit women, but since you dare to grab the swing, don't blame me for being cruel.
Destroy the flowers!"
The birdman kept threatening and was very domineering. However, Swing opened his mouth at this time and said: "Stupid bird, can you shut up! You are also hanging! Why are you pretending! Why are you playing tricks! What tricks are you playing!"
"..."
That's right, the crow was also caught and hung under the tree together with the little fox. "Domineering" only exists in words.
"You still have the nerve to say that if I hadn't saved you, I would have suffered here?!" Birdman said angrily. "Oh, you are blaming me?!" Swing scolded, "If you hadn't asked me to protect Tang Seng
, I can let her catch her?!" "You stupid fox, do you know that you are the natural enemy of rabbits? How could it be so miserable! She caught you? Shouldn't it be you who caught her! Stupid fox!" Birdman said. "
You are stupid! Stupid Bird!" Swing said, "You are a Taiyi Golden Immortal, she is just an ordinary Golden Immortal, you are stupid if you can't beat her!" "That was a sneak attack, I didn't react!" Bird
Humanity said, "Do you know how powerful her medicine pestle is? When a sap comes, who can handle it?!" "Stop talking nonsense, you are stupid!" "You are stupid!" "You are stupid!" "You are stupid!"
"Stop arguing!" Jade Rabbit shouted beside the two "idiots", "You two are like this, why are you arguing? Believe it or not, I will eat you!"
The birdman and the swing were startled and said in unison: "I don't believe it. You are a rabbit, eating grass."
"Hehe, let me guess it right! Hehehe..." The Jade Rabbit walked up to the Birdman with a smile on his face, opened his cute little mouth and took a big bite, "But the rabbit will bite when he is anxious!"
"Ah!!! It hurts!" Birdman screamed, "Sister, Sister Rabbit, please be merciful, Sister! Aunt! Grandma! Ancestor! I was wrong!"
"Humph! You know you're wrong, right?" Yutu relented and asked, "Let me ask you, why do you want to prevent me from matching Jin Chanzi's yin and yang?!"
"I didn't," Bird Man said, "You saw it too. I just came here, so how do I know about you, Sister Rabbit, and Jin Chanzi?"
"How dare you lie to me!" Jade Rabbit said, "Your daughter has confessed a long time ago. She said you asked her to put the feathers of that bastard Dapeng in the west on Tang Monk to scare me!" Not long ago, the unwilling to give up
The rabbit spirit followed the four Buddhist monks and prepared to capture Xuanzang directly. Taking advantage of the opportunity when Wukong went to the underworld to rescue the bandits,
She transformed into a maid from the Kou Mansion and approached Elder Tang, and almost succeeded. Unfortunately, Swing, who had been paying attention to the golden cicada, saw everything. When the Jade Rabbit reached out, he suddenly activated the aura of the golden-winged roc's feathers, successfully scaring off the rabbit spirit.
The little fox was very happy and laughed outside Kou's house. He accidentally lost his invisibility and ended up...
"As expected, it was you who betrayed me, you little vixen, you can't have any backbone!" Birdman scolded.
"You have the guts to call people your ancestors?" Swing Qian mocked.
"This is called knowing the current affairs!"
"Then I also know 'food'."
"Holy crap, you just have no spine!"
"You are the one!"
"Stupid fox!"
"Stupid bird!"
If the two hadn't been hanging back to back under the tree, they would have started fighting.
The fox and the crow were noisy, which was annoying. The Jade Rabbit pushed hard, and the two of them started to spin quickly, "I don't care who of you instructs whom. Now I close my eyes, pound the medicine pestle and hit whoever it hits!"
"
"Oh, no," Birdman shouted, "Don't hit me, just hit the swing. This has nothing to do with me!"
On the other side of the swing: "Don't turn, don't turn, I want to... vomit~~~"
The Jade Rabbit covered its eyes with two ears, holding the medicine pestle and was about to "hit hard", "Whoosh!" In mid-air, a long tongue flew up and tied the rabbit tightly, "Junior Sister, stop making trouble!" Jade Rabbit said
The toad is coming.
"Big Toad, let me go, let me go! Big Toad! Let me go quickly!" Jade Rabbit shouted very politely.
Lord Toad fell from the sky and said, "Senior Brother said you came out to cause trouble again. Junior Sister, why are you so disobedient?"
"Big toad! If you can, let me go. See how I beat you. Let me go and I'll beat you to death, big toad!" Jade Rabbit struggled hard.
Yu Chan casually shot out a ray of light and put Bird Man down on the swing. "Hey, Junior Sister, do you know how much trouble you almost got into? That is the golden cicada, Sakyamuni's forbidden crown. Even if you want to break through the bottleneck and achieve Taiyi
The Immortal shouldn't go looking for him either. I asked them to help stop you, so please stop pestering the Birdman and the others."
The Jade Rabbit looked at the two people on the swing and asked: "It's really the big toad who's looking for you, isn't it Chang'e?!"
Birdman and Swing shook their heads together and looked at Yuchan with disgust, "Who is he? Don't you know him? Wow, it's so scary. He licked that little girl with his tongue. Oops, what a disgusting monster. We
I don’t know. Where did the toad spirit come from? I don’t know. It’s disgusting. It’s vomiting~ I’m about to vomit. Please don’t bully the little girl!” The two of them looked so mean and pretending. It was so annoying.
Yuchan's nose was so angry that he twisted his nose, "I saved you, but you still made sarcastic remarks."
"Hey! Ugly monster, stop talking nonsense and let go of the lovely Jade Rabbit girl!" The birdman took out a ball of something from nowhere and threw it at Lord Toad, "Ugly toad, let go of me!"
"You!" Yuchan was so angry that he easily grabbed Birdman's "hidden weapon", "Okay! I'll let her go and see how she beats you!"
The tongue was loosened and Jade Rabbit was out of trouble. He took the medicine pestle and hit Jade Toad with a stick, "Big toad, go to hell!" Jade Toad knew his junior sister very well and was well prepared to escape in a hurry. Jade Rabbit probably knew his level.
Can't catch up with jade
Toad could only stand there jumping and cursing. Swing and Birdman felt that there was a "business" in front of them, and walked to Rabbit with a wicked smile, "Girl, do you need help? As long as the money is in place, I dare to do anything, girl needs it."
Hire a murderer?"
The Jade Rabbit glared at the Birdman, pointed at the Crow with the medicine pestle, and seemed to want to hit him, but suddenly smiled and put the stick away. "Haha, you guys are really interesting."
"Uh..." This is the first time Birdman has seen such a moody girl.
The Rabbit Jing sat firmly on the ground, took out an elixir with unknown effects and put it into his mouth to chew. It looked so delicious that the people on the swing next to him were crying with greed. The Jade Rabbit said: "Stop pretending, you guys know the big toad."
, don’t think I don’t know. Hire a murderer? Haha, you want to defraud me of money, right?”
"How can that be impossible?" Bird Man said, "We are the famous 'Qiu Niao Liar'... ahem, we are the 'Qiu Niao Benevolence and Righteous Group'. We help people in trouble and help others. How can we deceive people."
"I believe you." Jade Rabbit said, "But I do have something to ask you to do." She looked at the sunset with a slightly lonely face, "I really like that little monk, but it's a pity... alas~ I hope
You can continue to protect Jin Chanzi."
"Don't worry, girl, we are friends with Jin Chanzi. We will protect him even if you don't tell him." Birdman said.
"Also," the rabbit looked at the moon that had just emerged, and said, "that nosy beauty has been completely fascinated by a certain three-eyed man. Please help to keep an eye on it. The three-eyed enemy has countless enemies, especially those with three eyes.
His uncle who is the leader of the world, there is no telling the day when the beautiful lady will suffer for this. If that day comes, you must save her."
"Oh, I didn't expect the girl to be a tsundere type." Birdman said, "He talks bad about Chang'e, but in his heart he always thinks about her. So cute."
The Jade Rabbit's face turned red with embarrassment, and he instantly disappeared from the spot, flashed behind the Birdman, picked up the medicine pestle and used it as a sap, and the Crow was "knocked out" on the spot. "You are the tsundere! You are the one! I hate it the most.
That woman, how could you ever think about her! You are talking nonsense, go to hell, go to hell, go to hell!" The little girl became so angry that she beat her as hard as she could. The crow's blood spattered, and the scene was too horrible to watch.
The swing was startled and said in her mind: "I wonder if she can use the 'jelly beans' she just ate to pay for the stupid bird's medical expenses?" The little fox knows "food" best.