"Hey, there's a moment. Look at me, I'm a landowner."
"Hey, hey! How can you control all my monsters and demons with just one piece of land?"
"Our Land Master is a temporary official god. What are your ghosts and ghosts? They are just a small underworld that has no shape."
"Okay, you wait! A pair of city gods. That's okay. They are both equal-level official gods. I have two here."
"Whatever, you little Thor. The Ministry of Justice is checking your account!"
"A little thunder god? Then I'll bring out the Thunder Zhenzi."
"Wen Zhong!"
"Yang Jian."
"Nezha!"
"Hey, that's not right. How can you control Yang Jian?"
"Nezha belongs to the military, and Yang Jian belongs to the Ministry of Justice. Why can't they control it? Don't you know? The military is the first violent agency, and the Ministry of Justice can only be regarded as the second violent agency."
"That's not right. In addition to his position as a judicial master, Yang Jian also has a military background. Don't you know that he is the number one special force in the Three Realms? Only Nezha can be ranked second. No, no, you can't control this."
"You are so lazy. How about I change it to Monkey King Sun Wukong?"
"It won't work either. Monkey King Sun Wukong was captured by Yang Jian, so of course it won't work."
"Well... let's have another great sage, Sun Wukong, head office!"
"Hey, little girl, you have quite a lot of Monkey King."
"That's right. I spent a lot of money to collect Sun Wukong's cards."
"The Tathagata will crush you to death!"
"What! You have the cards of Gautama Buddha! This one is super rare."
"Hey, little girl, I also secretly collected a lot of cards."
"It's not easy, Jin Chanzi, it's up to you."
"What's wrong with you? Are you using your apprentice to control your master?"
"You don't understand this. Sakyamuni Buddha loves Golden Chanzi the most. He obeys him in everything. He can take care of whatever he can..."
"You're acting a bit rogue... But it doesn't matter. Since you're acting like this, you can't blame me. Liusha River Water Monster!"
"Where is it, where is it~ An unknown monster comes out of nowhere? Can you, a piece of shit, be bigger than me, the golden cicada?"
"Little girl, have you forgotten that this Liusha River water demon is Sha Wujing, and he has eaten the golden cicada for nine generations. Can't I control you?"
"Oh, it's him. Then let me play Zhu Bajie."
"Sun Xingzhe will destroy you."
"Tang Monk is here!"
"A kid can easily 'ko'."
"What! Why are you doing this again? How can a little brat control me, Monk Tang?!"
"Can't you? Don't Tang Seng bully you casually?"
"No, no, no. Monk Tang is protected by someone, but you little brat was beaten to death by Sun Wukong before you even got close. No."
"You little vixen, you are so unreasonable. Then let me change you, Bai Longma."
"What's going on? Can the white dragon horse control Tang Monk? Crow, are you crazy?"
"As long as I, Bai Longma, give up his pick, what else can your Tang Monk do? Can he walk on his own? He will be exhausted!"
"Okay, I guess you are right. Then I will show you Guanyin Bodhisattva. If the little white dragon dares not to listen to Guanyin Bodhisattva? Kill him."
"You are the great Buddha who conquers the battle."
"Why? What I played is Guanyin! It's a super rare card. Can a Sun Wukong control my Guanyin?"
"I am not an ordinary Sun Wukong. I am fighting to defeat the Buddha. Does the Buddha know that? He is greater than the Bodhisattva."
"It's just a useless 'professional title', strength, fame, means and territory... How can you, a monkey spirit, compare to my Bodhisattva? Besides, my Bodhisattva doesn't care about 'professional titles', otherwise he would have become a
Become a Buddha."
"I don't care what you say. Anyway, I am a Buddha, so I am bigger than you."
"Okay, look at my ultimate move! The latest rare card - Sandalwood Buddha of Merit, Hang Your Monkey Buddha! Do you accept it or not?"
"Then I'll give you another picture of Sakyamuni Buddha."
"I'm out..."
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The Eight Great Vajras led Tang Monk and his disciples back to the Great Thunder Sound Temple, and said to the Tathagata: "Disciples came here with a golden decree to escort the holy monks and others. They have arrived in the Tang Dynasty and handed over the sutras. Today, I pay the special decree." Sakyamuni Buddha then called Tang Monk.
wait
The Tathagata said: "Xuan Zang, in your previous life, you were my second disciple, named Jinchanzi. Because you did not listen to the Dharma and despised my great teaching, I devalued your true spirit and reincarnated in the Eastern Land. Now you are reborn in the Eastern Land.
Happy to take refuge
, Uphold my teachings, and take advantage of my teachings to take the true scriptures. It has great merits and achievements, and you will be promoted to the great position. You are the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit." After saying this, the Buddha gave a palm, and the golden brilliance illuminated the entire Mahavira Hall, and the golden light covered it.
On Xuanzang's body, a gentle pull released the merits Tang Monk had accumulated while studying scriptures all over his body. Immediately, endless luck gathered from all directions, and there was another blessing on the top of Lingshan Mountain.
"Thank you very much, Buddha." The Tantan Merit Buddha kowtowed and saluted. At this moment, Xuanzang suddenly understood many things that he had once confused, and at the same time, he also confused many things that he had once understood. He saw the baby going down the river, and also saw the baby listening in front of the Buddha.
He remembered the difficulties and dangers along the way, and he could not forget the melancholy before entering the mortal world. When he was in heaven, he was the golden cicada, a god who had not lost his shackles.
When the immortal was in the river, he was Jiang Liu'er, a mortal who went down the river to enjoy freedom. Jin Chanzi, the immortal, envied Jiang Liu'er in the river, but Jiang Liu'er devoted himself to becoming a Buddha. Today,
The Buddha of Sandalwood's merits has attained the true state of enlightenment, but I don't know whether he has more rivers and golden cicadas. Yesterday I knew I was me, but today I don't know who I am. When I am me, I am me, and when I am who I am, who is who?
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The Tathagata then said to Wukong: "Sun Wukong, because you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I used my profound magical power to suppress you under the Five Elements Mountain. Fortunately, the natural disasters were satisfied and you returned to Buddhism. I am also happy that you concealed evil and promoted good, and made great achievements in refining demons and subduing monsters on the way. All
From the beginning to the end, to the great position and the right fruit, you will fight to defeat the Buddha."
Wukong also kowtowed and saluted. He didn't know who I was yesterday, and he doesn't know who he is today. He was who he was when he was who he was, and who he was when he was me. "Don't worry about who is who! I am the only one in the world!" A domineering aura rose to the sky.
And then. The thick golden color was mixed with a hint of black than before. The black color was very
It is disgusting, but it makes the dazzling golden color have a little more "ordinary spirit". The Qingyun gathered by countless Buddhas on the top of Lingshan Mountain instantly escaped, and no one dared to compete with Wukong. Far away in the Wa Palace above Qingqiu Mountain,
Empress Nuwa smiled slightly and said, "My child has just grown up."
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Beyond the nine heavens, in a formless and formless land, the Taoist ancestors of the Sanqing Dynasty and the two Buddhas of Western Buddhism sit cross-legged in the void. Opposite the five Hunyuan Golden Immortals, there is an old immortal. This person is the ancestor of Bodhi and the master of Sun Wukong.
"Bodhi, today Wukong has achieved enlightenment, where should you go?" Buddha Chunti asked the old immortal.
"Where to go?" Patriarch Zhunti said, "I was transformed by all phenomena, and I was confused for countless years without knowing the number of days. After being enlightened by five immortals, I finally gained spiritual knowledge. It is a great blessing in my life to accept your orders and accept Wukong as my disciple.
Today my disciple has become enlightened, but I don’t know what to do.”
The original Tianzun said: "Bodhi, you received the spiritual method of our Hunyuan Golden Immortal, and you were born in the realm between Hunyuan and non-Hunyuan. This is contrary to the destiny of heaven. Therefore, we have been punished by the Great Dao. Today, your wish has been fulfilled.
, it’s time to disperse.”
"..." Ancestor Bodhi remained silent.
The leader of Tongtian Cult said: "Bodhi, you relied on the secret techniques of many Buddhist sects of Tongtian to hide from us. You used Huangtian's body to separate Hongtian and create countless deeds. We are extremely merciful by not punishing you. How can we still do it?"
Delusional?!"
"..." Patriarch Bodhi still didn't speak.
Taishang Laojun said: "Bodhi, let's go. If we take action, you should know what the result will be. In the name of Hunyuan Golden Immortal, we promise that after you go, you can enter reincarnation and be free from birth, old age, sickness and death. We
Never interfere, let’s have our own way.”
"Alas~" Patriarch Bodhi nodded, closed his eyes and said, "I was born in all phenomena, and I return to all phenomena. The wanderer's return journey will be made another day. The Tao is natural, and I am Amitabha~" After saying this, the old immortal's figure gradually disappeared.
Go and leave a very ordinary soul in the end.
The five deities nodded. Taishang Daozu gently held it and threw it away, and the old immortal disappeared into another world.