"The Five Elements and Bagua are so vicious, yo, the gods from all over the world dare not retreat, yo, all heaven and earth are nothing, yo, the gluttonous forces are here today!"
"Yo, yo, yo..."
"Little brother, yo, are you not convinced? Yo, be careful not to lose the meaning of your life! Yo, our family's deeds are not secrets, yo, I will tell them and you will remember them! yo."
"You tell it and I'll remember it! Yo, you tell it and I'll remember it! Yo, yo, yo..."
"It's said that the land was in chaos back then, yo, the four evil spirits were refining souls and sacrificed with the blood of human beings, yo, the Five Emperors had gone through countless endeavors, yo, and finally Xuanyuan entered the mortal world with one sword!" |
"Yo, finally Xuanyuan enters the world with one sword! Yo, Xuanyuan is with one sword! Yo, yo, yo..."
"The head of the Youjiang River has been cut off and it's sad to go away, yo, the demons have gone back to the mountains and hidden in the forest, yo, the human race is pursuing and hunting carefully, yo, the monsters are helping each other and using their killing tricks. yo."
"Yo, yo, yo..."
"Seeing the exchange of offense and defense, yo, all the ferocious beasts will be killed, yo, the trapped beasts are surrounded and surrounded tightly. Yo, who knows that the heavenly soldiers suddenly descend from heaven and earth!"
"Yo, yo, yo..."
"The stars in the sky are using their magical skills, yo, the bloody feud has to be given up, yo, the survivors don't know how to live in comfort, yo, once they fall, they lose their temper. yo."
"Yo, yo, yo..."
"The next part is the most important, yo, my mother-in-law makes a brilliant appearance!"
"Yo, yo, yo... the mother-in-law is here! Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Yo, I don't eat meat, I only eat rice, yo, a glutton can also understand things, yo, I accidentally fell into the underworld and became a concubine, yo, I try to turn the tide of family ties."
"Family relationship! Yo, yo, yo..."
"You make a move, yo, he makes a plan, yo, the emperor's methods are really good, yo, Ling Xiao negotiated and agreed on the secret of heaven, yo, my mother-in-law protects the clan and enters the new century!"
"Yo, yo, yo..."
"Can the daughter of the country live in harmony with each other? Demons and monsters control fame and fortune. Chang'e's private visit to her caused controversy. The Queen Mother issued an order to lift the ban on her."
"Unlock the lockdown! Yo, yo, yo..."
"The whole city is laughing and joking, yo, who dares to disobey Jun Huan Ling Yun, yo, but the power must be changed today, yo, from now on, I will be the boss of the gluttonous power!"
"Yo, yo, the gluttonous force, yo, yo, the gluttonous force! Yo, yo, yo..."
"You are so big!" Grandma Taotie walked behind the two lunatics and saw people around her whispering. She was so embarrassed. If the two idiots were to come back and move, then they could move quietly and honestly. It would be better for them.
You have to get a broken stereo to play music, dance while walking, and make yourself embarrassed on the streets of the Daughter Country. "You two, please calm down for a while, you can do it again and let me see?! I'll eat you!"
Pohe was furious, and the giant Taotie Faxiang loomed behind him, so fierce that it scared the passers-by who were just laughing at the crows and foxes to roll and crawl away. While running, they shouted: "Run, there are four
Fierce, the four evils are coming to the daughter country, run quickly! Notify Lingyun Pavilion quickly and send troops quickly..."
Bird Man and Swing looked at Grandma Taotie with their mouths raised, eyes narrowed and their waists pinched, and they said cowardly: "Oh, mother-in-law, who among us should calm down? Look, it scares everyone away. Oh, mother-in-law, what an impact this has.
That’s too bad. Of course, of course, it doesn’t matter who you are, you have a reputation as a glutton... Anyway, you are much worse than the two of us, tsk tsk tsk..."
"..." Po He was speechless.
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Moving is quite simple, just put the money and belongings into the space Xumi bag and bring it to the daughter country. The house has been packed by Qiyun in advance and you can move in directly.
"Old lady, although the house is big, it doesn't have enough bedrooms. How can we divide it among them?" Birdman asked, "My house has no place for Zhizhi, Ada and Awang to live."
"What did you just call me? Old woman?" Granny Taotie asked coldly.
"Uh..." Birdman spoke quickly and actually said what was in his heart, "No, no, you heard it wrong."
"Huh!" My mother-in-law was busy sorting things out and didn't bother to pay attention to the crow. "You guys go live in Miss Qiyun's house next door. Qiyun just said she wanted to work here, and I agreed."
"Really?!" Birdman and Swing were so happy, cheering and hugging each other in celebration, "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"What are you happy about?" Grandma Taotie was confused.
"What else can you be happy about!" Birdman said, "From now on, we no longer need to be held hostage by you, an old woman, for rent, hahaha... Miss Qiyun has a good relationship with us, and she won't ask for rent from us.
Hahaha……"
Grandma Taotie stared at the birdman and the swing, smiled coldly, and said without saying a word, "Hehehehe..."
The swing and the birdman were shocked by their mother-in-law's laughter, "You...you...why are you laughing...what are you doing? Don't scare people. I'm warning you, don't laugh! You're still laughing, you're still laughing! What's so funny about it?"
!What are you doing, stop laughing! You...you...wuwuwu...mother-in-law, please stop laughing, why are you scaring us, wuwuwu..."
Grandma Taotie came over and grabbed the swing and the birdman by the ears, "When Qiyun works here, everything she owns is mine, including her property."
"Why did she sign a deed of betrayal?!" Birdman said angrily.
"Haha, you guessed it right." The mother-in-law took out a piece of paper made of special material, which was Qiyun's contract of sale.
"How... is this possible?! You old woman, you are definitely cheating, aren't you? You fooled Qiyun into signing the contract!" Crow and Fox hugged each other and cried, "How could this be possible! Oh no, no, it can't be like this.
! Wuwuwu..." The two of them lay on the ground and rolled around.
In the midst of the excitement, Miss Cherry, who had "asked for leave", came into the house from outside. Seeing the birdman and the swing, she said hello: "Oh, Teacher Yu, Miss Yu, aren't you at the zoo? When did you come back? I was with you a few days ago.
Nezha Zhenying came to see you?" The crow and the fox were crying so sadly that they had no time to respond to the cherry. The little girl seemed to be used to the special way of getting along with the "Autumn Bird Idiot Group" and didn't care. She turned her head and saluted Grandma Taotie.
.
"Cherry, go to the kitchen and meet Miss Qiyun. She will also live with us in the future," said the mother-in-law.
"We have a new partner?!" Cherry loved making friends the most, and she jumped into the kitchen. "Where are they? Where are they? Where is sister Qiyun? I am Little Cherry, where is sister..."
The mother-in-law lit a cigarette, walked to the birdman, and said, "How long do you two plan to cry?"
Swing glanced at it and begged in a low voice: "Mother-in-law, can your rent be cheaper? We are really working hard."
"Rent?" Grandma Taotie blew out a smoke ring and smiled, "The rent is not urgent at the moment. I would like to ask, are you ready for the compensation for the destruction of my cave by your pet?"
"Uh..." Bird Man said, "Oh, mother-in-law, didn't we go to the zoo to work as animals for half a year as you said? Forget the money. Besides, you have moved, so if the cave is broken, it will be broken anyway.
It’s no use.”
"Stop talking nonsense! Get the money!" Granny Taotie cursed while holding the crow and fox in one hand, "You two little bastards, how dare you call me an old woman? You are so brave!"
The crow and the fox cried even harder, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Grandma, can you give me a way to survive? That's okay, grandma, wuuuuu..."
"Stop crying!" She just moved today and her mother-in-law was in a good mood. She didn't want to embarrass the two idiots, so she threw them on the ground casually, "Well, I'm going to open a tavern here and I'm short of a few people. You guys can find some from Dongfu.