"This is not Monkey King... No, no, no, no, no, isn't this the Great Sage?" The little fox ran out of the Taotie Tavern to greet the Birdman. When he saw the Monkey King, he immediately surrounded him and "moved" curiously, "Great Sage,
I heard that you have become a Buddha, fight the Buddha, hahaha..."
"..." Wukong was too lazy to correct the mistake of the stupid Crow's stupid daughter.
The little girl came behind the Great Sage, pointed at the Buddha's light behind Wukong's head and asked, "What is this? It's sparkling, colorful, and very beautiful. Where did you buy it?"
"I didn't buy it, it's for merit and attainment..." Before Mr. Monkey could explain, Crow interrupted.
"You don't understand this, are you stupid?!" Birdman said to the swing, "Halo! Halo. I've never played the game. Halo! Regenerates blood, restores mana, improves offense and defense, etc. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you don't know this?
No wonder he's a scumbag who 'takes things with the wind, throws against the wind, and takes advantage of things that go wrong'. Take a good look, this is the aura, a good thing, it can improve the combat effectiveness of your teammates during team battles..."
"So it's a halo?" Swing seemed to understand. "Are there any other uses for it?"
"Of course there is. You should have heard that some Taoist monks in the mortal world can use the magic of 'attracting gods to immortals'," the birdman continued to explain, "The gods attracted by that magic must have a halo."
Okay, otherwise the signal is weak and you won’t be able to get on board at all. Nezha Yang Jian
Lei Zhenzi and the other gods in the heavens all have them, especially Lei Bu (Leisi). Moreover, Jiutian Yingyuan Mansion also has a super signal booster. You can also use this circle as a small signal booster or
A router with a light bulb function. Do you understand?”
"A router with a light bulb function? Oh my, I thought it was so amazing." Swing said, "Hey? Why do I feel that the circle of our Brother Wukong is not as big as the one of Sakyamuni Buddha on TV? What the hell, light bulb
Low degree?"
"The one of Sakyamuni is certainly big." Bird Man said, "Who is Tathagata? What is his cultivation level? His circle must be big. Let me tell you, generally speaking, the higher the realm of this thing, the bigger and bigger it is, and the wider its scope of influence.
, the improved offensive and defensive effects are also stronger. Do you think the aura of Buddha is great? That is because you have never seen Sanqing and Zhunti lead the five uncles. Their aura of Hunyuan Golden Immortal is almost unlimited and super powerful.
Harmful, their scope of influence will be wherever the believers are... Our monkey brother's halo is a bit special. It doesn't seem to be a group halo, it only affects oneself. It is a concentrated type, LED light, it does look smaller but of the same level.
The aura's attack and defense effects are more obvious for an individual, and it's very beautiful and saves power..." The crow started talking nonsense, spitting stars flying all over the sky, and he didn't know if it was true or not.
"..." Sun Wukong stood there, speechless, with birds and people on the swing surrounding him with various "explanations", as if watching a "monkey". Oh, no, he was really watching a monkey.
"It's really beautiful. Is there anyone selling this thing?" Swing thought the Buddha's light was very interesting, so he went to grab it, and with a "snap", he broke off the circle.
"..." The atmosphere at the scene suddenly froze.
"Isn't it... too easy to fall?" The swing held the Buddha's light and was at a loss. "Don't blame me, don't blame me. It fell by itself. I didn't even use any force. You really don't blame me."
"You stinky girl." Birdman was so angry that he walked to the swing and slapped her little head hard, "Idiot, look at you, what's going on, can't you be more honest with your hands!" He snatched the circle away.
After taking a closer look, the crow relented and said, "It scared me. It's fine. It's just that the screw is loose. It's not broken. Stupid fox, go get the screwdriver from the house."
The little girl jumped up and ran into the tavern to look for something.
"Great Sage, don't be angry. The girl is young, has ADHD, and has arrogant hands. Don't be angry. She is still a child. You can't argue with her. Don't worry. I'll screw it on for you right away." Birdman said to Wukong, "
But Mr. Hou, the business of your "Halo Management Office" in the west is not good, why don't you go there?
"Three screws, our Dongzhengshen Daxian's license plate has four screws, otherwise if you encounter the Tiantiao Division military police, they will put a note and fine you." Crow felt good about himself, hugged Wukong's shoulders, and looked like a brother.
He looks familiar and talks endlessly, which is as annoying as possible.
"..." The Great Sage stared at the birdman closely, gritting his teeth in hatred, "Whoosh!" He took the golden cudgel, "You bastard, you are so noisy, go to hell!"
"Ah!" Birdman screamed.
The scene was quite bloody and difficult to describe.
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The Taotie Tavern is not open yet, and the staff is undergoing intensive training. Yinmugui and Langhui Chongxiang Cherry Qiyun stood in a row, and their mother-in-law held a small wooden board in front of them and lectured them on what to do, "Tell you, I am
This is a tavern, not a porridge shop, and we don’t do charity. Everyone will cheer me up. If you encounter someone who is ignorant, just slap them on the head with a bottle of wine. You’re welcome..."
Sun Wukong, who "killed" the birdman, walked into the tavern, and happened to make "eye contact" with Po He. The needle pointed at the wheat awn, and sparks flew in the air.
"Hey, where does that monkey come from? You're right. (Where are you from? Please introduce yourself.)" The mother-in-law asked fiercely with her feet on the stool.
"Proudly come to the National Flower and Fruit Mountain!" Sun Wukong did the same, stepping on the stool and replied, "Old mother, you are a crested landowner, please tell me the rules. (You are the boss here, tell me the rules.)"
"Hey, the king of heaven overpowers the tigers of the earth!" the mother-in-law asked angrily.
"The pagoda suppresses the river demon." Sun Wukong sneered.
"Why are you blushing?"
“Refreshed!”
"Why is it yellow again?"
"The color of the tire belt."
"Haha," the mother-in-law said with a smile, "What a grandson, the blade is hard enough. (The younger generation is a little timid.)"
"Thank you ladies for being so smart. We have been kings since we were young. (Thank you to the old lady for your compliments. I have not been afraid of anything since I was a child.)" Wukong said.
Sun Wukong and Po He stared at each other, neither of them convinced of the other. One was the Four Evil King of the Underworld, and the other was the Invincible King of Fighting. Both of them had beaten gods and kicked immortals to the south, but I don’t know who was stronger.
"Young man, are you writing or doing martial arts?" my mother-in-law asked.
"It seems that you are an old man from Fufeng. You must be literary." Wukong said, "Old Sun is now a high-ranking person in the west. It is inappropriate to make some red and white things (blood and brain matter)."
"Haha, okay, let's submit a letter." The mother-in-law shouted, "Little fox, get on here, I have the honor to fight with the Monkey King today."
"I am extremely honored to be able to compete with the Taotie Fierce Emperor." Wukong was happy and not afraid.
…
Soon after.
The scarred Birdman walked into the tavern and saw Sun Wukong lying on the ground "dying". He looked around the room and laughed: "Haha, stupid monkey, you have today too. Hahaha..."
Wukong whined (hiccups) in pain: "Grandma Taotie, you are still stronger. Old Sun, lose~" and fainted.
The birdman laughed and said: "You stupid monkey, you dare to compete with Taotie in terms of drinking ability, are you stupid?" The so-called "literary fight" between the two underworld kings is drinking, "Don't you know that the old monster is from the Taotie tribe? There is nothing wrong with it.
To eat, swallow everything. The big mouth can hold thousands of mountains. The huge stomach can hold thousands of water. The intestines are bigger than the cycle of reincarnation.
The Tao is wide, and everything within the yin and yang can be digested. Comparing eating and drinking with her? Hahaha, that's too stupid. Not to mention you, a skinny monkey, even if you get your pig junior brother here, it won't work. Who has my mother-in-law?
Hahahaha... My mother-in-law is the most "foodie" and the best drinker. Hahaha..."
"Who are you calling a loser?!" My mother-in-law stood up straight. Even though she had just drank tens of thousands of bottles of wine, her face was still normal, neither red nor white. "Throw this monkey out."
"Okay." Taking the screwdriver handed over by the swing, Crow dragged the Great Sage out of the door, "Just in time for him to be honest, I will screw on the halo."