"Oh~ Grandpas~ Excuse me," the little green hat walked to the table where the four villains were, ignoring the evil spirits, and asked in a clear voice, "Do you know a very beautiful young lady?"
"..." The four gangsters stared at the little girl without saying a word.
"Oh! My God, he is actually mute. Poor grandpas." The little green hat looked sympathetic. "Grandpa, do you need help? I know magic. I will try to see if I can cure you." This child
Regardless of whether others want it or not, raising her hand is a magic spell. The spiritual power is very pure, but the seal is wrong, and the healing technique turns into a hypnotic technique. Fortunately, there are four Da Luo Jinxian opposite her, and her spells are connected four times.
Even the strong energy that protects the human body cannot be broken.
"Ahem." Liping, the leader of the Yongzhu clan, said, "You're talking about the swing, right? She should be in the kitchen."
"Ah!" The little green hat suddenly screamed after hearing Li Ping's words, startling everyone, "Oh, my God, my God, the spell was successful! Oh, thank you to the Holy Mother of Yaochi, my lovely little
The green hat finally saved four people. Ah! The little green hat is so happy, he has merit, he has merit! Now the little green hat is as happy as a little rabbit. Hahaha..."
The leader of the Chaos Clan, Hun Meng, looked coldly at the startled human child in front of him, his teeth itching with hatred, how could a mentally retarded person disturb the situation here.
The little green hat felt good about himself and said to the four villains: "Oh~ Grandpas, are you still feeling unwell? I can cure everything. Oh, the cute little green hat can finally save people. Sister Jiutian Xuannv
You are right, God rewards hard work,
The previous 801419951102 failures were all tests that the great road had given me. Hahaha, I actually cured the grandfathers’ mutism, hahaha, so many walnuts were not eaten in vain. Hahaha...” The little girl’s joy was beyond words.
The leader of the Qiongqi clan, Limou, couldn't bear it any longer, so he opened his mouth to Granny Taotie, who had been smoking silently behind the bar, and said, "I'm telling you, Granny, is this how your tavern treats guests?! Is there anyone alive?"
My mother-in-law paid no attention to me at all, and just smoked, drank, and watched TV. At this time, "crackling..." came the sound of smashing dishes from the kitchen. "Come on, come on, come on..." There was a swing in the left hand.
The chicken leg with a duck neck in its right hand ran to the table, "Here it comes, here it comes, you guys have been waiting... Oh, aren't these four old bastards? When did they come?"
"You!" Qiyu next to Yuzhu was so angry that he wanted to curse, but in the end he didn't curse.
"Oh, beautiful sister, I finally found you." The little green hat said happily, "Beautiful sister, my master..."
Before the little girl could continue speaking, a spell from Swing closed her mouth, "It's you, you retard! Why are you here?! Strange, shouldn't you be training in heaven? Why are you here? I annoy you the most.
Guy..."
"What's going on?" Birdman also walked out of the kitchen at this time. "Hey? Aren't these the gentlemen from Sijiling? Oh, you're so polite. What, my mother-in-law's tavern has opened, why don't you come and give me a gift?" he said.
He walked directly to Young Master Chaos Hun Xin and said, "Just give me the gift money."
Hun Xin glared at him like a crow and turned her head away from him.
"Didn't bring it?" Birdman didn't give up, "No way, the Chaos Royal Family can't even afford gifts? It's a bit embarrassing. Let's do this, you can give less, just give less..."
Here, the birdman is jumping up and down on the swing to scold the little green hat; over there, the birdman is asking for gifts from monsters. That scene... is as weird as it is weird.
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It is said that outside the tavern, among the large group of little monsters watching the fun, there was a couple. The man's name was Dong Yong, and the woman's name was Zhang Xiaoqi.
"Husband, this..." Zhang Xiaoqi said after using magic to change his appearance, "How about we come back another day? They... seem to be inconvenient."
Dong Yong, who also changed his appearance, shook his head, "No way. Youdao is to work hard at one go, then weaken again, and then exhaust three times. Today is today."
"But..." Zhang Xiaoqi said, "It's not quite right."
"Are you worried about the four evils?" Dong Yong asked.
"Not only the four villains, but also the little girl." Zhang Xiaoqi said, "I don't know that girl's name, but everyone calls her the little green hat. She is an immortal from the Yaochi. She once received guidance from the Nine Heavens Mysterious Goddess in the heaven. She is very talented.
, is highly valued by the Queen Mother, and she should be descending to earth at this time to accumulate merit. Husband, look at that," she pointed at a certain cloud in the sky on Taotie Street, "there are many fairies in the realm of heavenly immortals staring at her."
"Oh?" Dong Yong really didn't notice. "Even so, but..."
When the fairy couple was hesitating, a roar suddenly erupted in the tavern. Grandma Taotie cursed: "You two bastards, you are too noisy, get out of here!" As she said that, two yellow spiritual power balls hit Birdman and Man.
swing.
The crow and the fox easily escaped the attack, making faces and mockingly saying: "It didn't hit, it didn't hit, it didn't hit. The old lady Parkinson didn't hit."
The mother-in-law became angry and said, "Swish, swish, swish..." Countless spiritual energy bombs were thrown out.
Birdman and Swingman were shocked and crouched behind the four murderers, unable to come out.
"Get away!" Zuo Wang didn't dare to take the mother-in-law's attack casually and ducked to avoid the spiritual energy bomb.
It's a pity that the crow is not ready to "let go" King Zuo. With his fast escape skills, he will chase and hide wherever the great elder runs. The mother-in-law will naturally throw her spiritual energy bombs in the same direction. The same is true on the swing, surrounding Xiaolu
At the same time, a tail tied up Yongzhu's daughter Jingyu, and she insisted on "die together". Yongzhu had no choice but to pull her daughter and the "parasite" on her body kept flickering.
The Taotie Tavern, no matter how small or big it is, has no room for "fighting". All the four evil beasts ran out of the house. The ferocious beasts all consider themselves to be distinguished figures, so how can they "play" with crows and foxes in public?
", had to fly away and disappear.
The mother-in-law walked slowly to the street, looked at her "relatives" who were far away, and said, "Bah!" She entered the store and called Yinmu and others out to tidy up the room. It was strange to say that the four villains didn't dare to pick up the dim yellow color.
The spirit bombs caused almost no damage to the house and furniture, and not even a cup was broken.
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This time, the four evil spirits went to the Taotie Tavern for various purposes. It was not only to confirm whether Po He was really willing to let go of her control over the Taotie clan and live a peaceful life, but also to show her mother-in-law what the four evil spirits "should be".
attitude. According to normal procedures, the bosses will naturally have a long or short "conversation" with the mother-in-law to test the truth and falsehood, and tell some meaningful "stories". Who would have thought that Bird Man and Swing would come to this event?
set.
"Are you still following?!" The Four Evils were already very far away from the Daughter's Kingdom. King Zuo stopped hiding and looked at the "dog-skin plaster" beside him, "Jade Bird Man, don't blame me for being rude if you follow again!"
"No! Don't be rude." Crow immediately stepped back a few positions, "Uncle Zuo Wang, don't be angry. You are senior and older. Don't get angry and get hurt. Cerebral thrombosis will cause trouble." At this time, his
There was also a little cuckold "dog" under his arm. The dog had long been frightened by the aura of the big demons and fainted.
"It's almost time for you!" Qiyu came to his sister Jingyu and stretched out his hand to pull the swing.
The little fox didn't wait for him to meet him and flew behind the birdman with a little cuckold in hand. "Smelly man, your hands are dirty." He patted the head of the little girl in his arms with his hand, "How are you? How do you feel?"
The cuckold, who was covered in green clothes and a cuckold, now even had a green face, but still smiled and said: "Oh my God, what an exciting game. I like it so much, even more than when my mother asked me to go to my grandmother's house that day.
I also like the snacks I made. I just feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach...vomit~" She vomited.
Everyone was very angry and wanted to scold the birdman for his nonsense, but considering that crows and foxes were famous for being "shameless", they probably wouldn't care about being scolded and were too lazy to pay any attention to him. They all walked away and fled away.
Bird Man and Swing were very proud: "Bah! How dare you show force to your mother-in-law (to prevent harmony)? Bah! I'm disgusting to you bastards!"