Just as Birdman predicted, Little Green Riding Hood and Dong Yong soon met.
"Oh, dear sir, it's you. The little green hat is very happy to meet you." The little girl said, "Sir, let's go together."
"Okay." Dong Yong replied.
"Oh, dear sir, I heard that you are the husband of the seventh princess of the Jade Emperor in Heaven, is that right? Oh, if it is true, then you are really a noble man."
"Oh, dear sir, why are you here? I heard that your wife is a powerful fairy. Why don't you ask her to teach you how to practice?"
"Oh, dear sir, I also stayed in heaven for a while. Ah~ it's such a good place, the little green hat really likes it there."
"Oh, dear sir, do you know? Sometimes the little green hat feels that everyone doesn't like me. When he was in the mortal world, Master always avoided me, fearing that I would accidentally hurt him. Ah~ the little green hat is really
I’m so sad. I’m still young, so the spells I use will definitely be inaccurate.”
"Oh, dear sir, let me tell you a story about my master and me. The master is a very interesting person and often does some interesting things. Once he was injured after defeating a bad monster and needed gold needle treatment. I
He stabbed at the position he said, oops, oops, master, he suddenly yelled like crazy. Hahahaha... so interesting."
"Oh, dear sir, let me tell you about that time when Master met his Junior Sister. Master and Junior Sister have known each other since childhood. They were 'childhood sweethearts, and they were in love with each other.' These two sentences were said by Master. I don't know what they mean.
.The last time he saw
When I was a aunt, I wanted to prepare a gift. It was a handkerchief. It was pink and beautiful. However, I thought the handkerchief was a bit boring, so I went down the mountain to find a sewing master to embroider my mother's portrait on it. Sir, do you know? My
Mom is a beauty, so beautiful. I was very happy to help Master please my aunt. But then they quarreled for some reason. Sure enough, a handkerchief was a bit shabby. My aunt was very angry and shouted, 'Who is this woman?' What?
Something like that. Master was very sad and squatted in the corner crying for a long time. "Alas, a woman's heart is as deep as the bottom of her heart." This sentence was said by my dog last time when it was bitten by another female wolf demon. I don't know what it means.
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"Oh, dear sir, there is another thing that is also very interesting. It happened when I was taken up to heaven. Because I was going to heaven, I was very worried about Master, so I asked him where he was and where I could find him. The result was that I was confused.
My master actually mentioned two places. The first time he said he wanted to hide and practice on his own. Then he looked at me and trembled a few times. Then he suddenly said he was going to teach me something.
He shouted, "I definitely didn't hide in the original sect and self-study. You must not go to the sect to find me." Hehehehe, I was really confused. I said the wrong thing. But I know that Master actually loves me in his heart, because he
You must be very happy for me when you see me laughing like "hahaha" after I ascended to heaven. You are such a good master. Don't worry, master, I will definitely find you in Jiejiao."
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"Oh, Mr. Silent, let me tell you one more thing..." At this time, Dong Yong was about to foam at the foam from "annoyance", but the little green hat was still saying, "I'm here
When I was practicing in heaven, I met three very powerful aunts, one named Xuanniao and the other named Qingniao.
One was named Wanhua. One time they were talking together and mentioned a sister named Fairy Peony. Aunt Xuannio and Aunt Qingniao didn’t seem to like that sister very much and said they would send someone from Yunxia Pavilion to deal with her, but Aunt Wanhua
Please plead for her, hoping to let her go."
"Oh, Mr. Foaming from the corner of his mouth," the little green hat continued, "Another time, Aunt Xuanniao said that the lotus fairy would be born when the queen was officially born. The little green hat was eating at the time.
Listen too carefully. I have seen the portrait of the Lotus Fairy. It is so beautiful..."
Dong Yong was really annoyed and had nothing to do. He opened his mouth to ask the little green hat to be quiet. When he looked up, he accidentally saw three silver lights flying towards him. "Get away quickly." He used the remaining mana to push the little girl away, "Pfft!"
He dodged two of them, but one silver needle still pricked Dong Yong's shoulder.
The little green hat was startled, "Oh, poor sir, what is this?! There are thorns growing on your shoulders." She didn't understand the situation yet. Dong Yong was alert to the surroundings and said, "Be careful, someone is ambushing us.
"The little green hat frowned: "Why? We have to
Who is to blame?" Dong Yongyong didn't want to talk nonsense and said: "Someone put a hidden weapon, this silver needle is it, you have to be careful to avoid it. This thing... Oops!" The little cuckold screamed and took the silver needle directly from Dong.
Dong Yong pulled out his shoulder, Dong Yong shouted in pain, "Pull it out and do it"
What?" "Don't take it off? Pfft!" The little girl inserted it back casually. "..." It is obvious that Dong Yong is much smarter than the little cuckold's master. Let's not mention the question of whether the silver needle should be taken out.
"You avoid the silver needle." The little green hat nodded: "Okay."
"Whoosh..." More silver needles flew towards them. The needles contained extremely powerful magic. If they were hit, they would definitely be injured. Dong Yong carefully dodged. "Whoosh..." The silver needles kept coming, and Dong Yong also
He is constantly dodging and attacking and defending against the assassins.
Soon, Dong Yong suddenly walked too far, and the little green hat had disappeared. He was shocked and said, "This is a plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain!" He hurried to the original position. "Whoosh whoosh whoosh..." Probably because he was worried about the little green hat.
Cuckold, Dong
Yongshen was stunned, and was instantly penetrated by several silver needles. He fell to the ground with a "thud". After struggling many times, he failed to stand up. His breath was weak and he fainted. "Haha, fellow Taoist, you can't jump anymore." This.
At that time, a woman
The hedgehog spirit walked out from behind a certain big tree. She came to Dong Yong, squatted down and groped around him, trying to find any magic weapon. Who knew, "Poof!" Dong Yong, who was obviously in a coma, was holding it.
Several silver needles pricked heavily on
The softest belly of the female hedgehog spirit. "You!" The female demon took a few steps back holding her belly, with a painful expression. Dong Yong looked at the blood on his hands, then looked at the enemy in front of him, and thought to himself: "This is what Yang Jian and the others do every day.
Is it something you have to go through?
?" The female demon begged: "Fellow Taoist, let me live, please." Dong Yong didn't want to kill her at first, so he endured the pain all over his body and turned around to leave. "Go to hell!" Dong Yong was kind-hearted and wanted to let the female demon go.
, the banshee doesn’t want to keep Dong Yong
In order to save her life, she raised her hand and shot out multiple black steel needles, each with special seals and venom. Dong Yong, who had a gaping hole behind him, could not escape the sneak attack. All the steel needles hit, "You...you...
You...repay kindness with hatred!" "
Hahahaha..." The banshee laughed, "A good person actually let me live. Huh! Idiot. After receiving my poisonous needle, even if you don't die now, you won't be able to hold on for long. Unless you are a fairy, otherwise you
Dead."
Dong Yong covered the injured area and lay on the ground, very sad. He said to himself: "I treat others with kindness, but she actually... My Confucian saint Kong Zhongni said, 'repay grievance with honesty, repay kindness with kindness', sincerity will not deceive me."
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Dong Yong stood up in the surprised eyes of the female hedgehog spirit. "This...impossible, impossible!" The banshee couldn't believe that the enemy could still stand up. Dong Yong looked at the fairy and kept looking at her, not knowing what he was thinking in his heart.
What. The banshee cried again: "Fellow Taoist, I'm sorry, I was wrong, spare my life, spare my life..."
Dong Yong gave a bitter smile, did not kill anyone, and turned around to leave, "I am not Sage Kong, I am just a scholar, a cowardly scholar, a scholar who cannot escape the kindness of women."