"Hello everyone, today is the tenth day of the first lunar month. Welcome to the Xianwen Network. Today's main content is that late yesterday, the Jade Emperor presided over a heavenly meeting in the Lingxiao Palace to study and discuss the next centenary plan for the Three Realms... Attending the meeting were, the Jade Emperor , National Destiny of the Tang Dynasty, Ten Halls of Yama, Gouchen Shanggong Emperor, Zhongtian Arctic Ziwei Emperor, East Pole Qinghua Emperor, Antarctic Changsheng Emperor, Chengtian Follows the Example of the Earth Emperor, Donghua Emperor, Our Lady of Yaochi, Taibai Venus, the Great God of Justice Yang Jian, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, the Dragon King of the West Sea... Representatives of Xuandu Purple Mansion, Representatives of Jade Capital Golden Palace, Representatives of Immortal Realm, Representatives of Great Leiyin Temple..."
The TV was broadcasting news that had nothing to do with ordinary monsters but was very related to them. The bird man and the swing were talking nonsense to pass the time.
"Crow, what is the National Fortune of the Tang Dynasty? How can it be ranked second?" Swing bought a lot of snacks with the money given by Ao Jie and asked while chewing them.
"National luck, let me think about what to say." Birdman grabbed a bag of snacks and said, "It is the representative of the human world. In fact, it is logical that the leader of the human world should attend the meeting, but considering that after the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, there are almost no masters who can practice The king of the country, Zixiao Palace, issued a special edict to temporarily transform the national destiny of the past dynasties into spirits as representatives of the meeting. Gods, ghosts, and mortals. The Jade Emperor represents the gods, the representative of the national destiny of the Tang Dynasty, and the Ten Palaces of Yama are naturally on the ghost side. Yes. They were decided by Zixiao Palace at the beginning."
"Oh." Swing nodded.
"Yeah." Birdman replied casually.
"Crow, that Taishang Taoist ancestor must have many clones. I heard that Tushita Palace 'fires up and makes elixirs' every day, so that must be the clone." There was really no topic, so Swing started talking about the important people above.
"Yes, but no. Taishang Laojun is sometimes the Taoist ancestor, and sometimes he is an old man who burns boilers. The situation is very special and cannot be known by ordinary people. He can barely be regarded as a clone. Other giants also have countless clones. According to rumors It is said that the candidate for one of the Eight Immortals will be the clone of Prince Dong." Birdman said.
"Really or not?" Swing Qian replied, "Oh~ the Eight Immortals are also in a good position. I heard that the salary is higher than that of the Twenty-Eight Stars. It's a pity that I can't catch up... Huh? I have always had a question, you say Why do people like Emperor Donghua sit in that position and keep calculating their future? Are they not satisfied? You seemed to have talked about the Eight Immortals a little bit last time. It seemed that the big forces above made the decision after various battles. That Han Zhongli seems to be the boy of Taishang Taozu, right?"
"Well, yes." Since it was just gossip, there was no need to give a serious answer. Birdman picked up the remote control and changed the channel.
"Oh~ Crow, I want to be an official too! How great, I can make money casually, much better than now! Alas~~~~" The swing lay back and complained next to Zhizhi, " If only you were a big shot at the administrative level of the Six Imperial Guards, I could still be a minor official no matter what."
"Huh, you think I don't want to, but is it possible?" Birdman said, "Get up, get up, look, look, it's Ao Bei's new play, "Butterflies in Troubled Times", get up and watch, get up and watch!"
"Ah? Is it that bad movie made by the newly established Sihai Entertainment? I don't want to watch it. Change the channel quickly, change the channel quickly!" Swing grabbed the remote control and said.
"You don't want to watch it, I'll watch it! Change it back, change it back!" As a loyal fan of Ao Bei and a birdman who aspires to be Ao Guang's son-in-law, he must watch anything about Ao Bei, even if it's a bad movie. Crow Jumps
When they got to the little fox, the two of them fought for the remote control.
"Welcome to The Voice of Fairyland... Spring is here, and it's the mating season... Postpartum care for the female unicorn... Team Arrow, meow meow meow, that's it... The big windmill, twisting and turning... Hey! Go!
Die, Kyuubi...ah, ah, ah, flax... Wuwuwu, Contestant No. 3 rushed to catch up. He was driving a top-end sports car from Tianma Automobile Company. There were five consecutive hairpin turns below... Elephant
Elephant, why did your trunk... appear?
! Home run... The Ministry of Justice held a temporary meeting, Wen Zhong... Another theft occurred in Lingshan... Zizhulin Pet Carp Taming Technology Exhibition... The Tianting General Office sent an investigation team to the Lion Company to investigate the replacement incident... Flame Mountain
The 300th birthday ceremony of the Holy Infant King was held, and the local land and mountain gods sent congratulatory gifts..." The swing and the birdman were playing around, and the TV flashed back and forth, but unfortunately no matter how it flashed, it was nothing nutritious.
"Crow, I want to eat cake." Swing said.
"Um..." Birdman avoided his eyes and asked, "Why do you suddenly think of that?"
"You also said that you promised to celebrate my birthday every year, but you always forget it." Swing shouted loudly, "Where's the gift?! Where's the cake?!"
It’s over! The birdman is most afraid of the swing remembering his birthday. “Ahem, girl, think about it, it’s not easy for us flat-headed monsters to live a life like this. Birthdays and stuff, forget it, right? Look at me, I never do it.
Birthday."
"No!" Swing Qian vowed to get the cake back today, "No matter how poor we are, we are still better than the ordinary farmers nearby, right? Xiaohua's father even made Xiaohua a cake yesterday. It's delicious."
"This..." Birdman is a little embarrassed. What he hates most is birthdays. Every time that day comes, he feels very painful.
"I don't have the cake, but where's the gift?" Swing asked.
"You can have this." Birdman said, "Roast chicken, roast duck, roast goose, you can choose! There is still a lot of money left by Ao Jie."
"I want a gift! It's not food!" Swing said, "Do you have any fairy pearls, emeralds, agate or the like? And..."
"Girl, you also know the situation of our family. Is it appropriate for you to tell me what you want?" Birdman pretended to be pitiful.
"Why is it inappropriate!" Swing shouted, "Yesterday I saw you putting a few pieces of fairy agate in a gift box and sending it to Baihua Mountain by express delivery? You just didn't want to buy it for me!"
"Um...did you see it?" Birdman regretted that he was too careless.
"Humph!" Swing said, "That's it for you, you still want to be with my fourth aunt... Haha, I heard that you still seem to be a boy after living in Baihua Mountain for so long. Haha, old boy!"
"Swing! What you said is a bit too much!" Birdman was furious when someone mentioned his pain points. Yes, although he always went to "that kind of" place, it was a pity that he didn't eat too much tofu, but Birdman was still a boy.
"I'll say it, I'll say it! Boy boy! Boy boy, old boy boy!" The sound of the swing became louder and louder.
"I'll fight with you!" The birdman showed his original shape and rushed towards the swing.
"I'm afraid of you! Zhizhi, beat him!" Swing also turned into nine tails, and attacked the birdman with Zhizhi...
"Hello everyone, welcome to the Xianyu Express. I received news from the reporter at the front. A paparazzi photographed Fairy Chang'e appearing on Gongming Island to pray for the victims of the fire. I hope they will get good rewards after entering reincarnation..." The TV is still on