"Steal, steal, I steal secretly, steal here and there, steal from princes, steal from three mountains and five mountains, steal all over the world and travel freely!"
"Steal, steal, I steal, steal, steal, steal stars from south to north, don't talk about heaven or hell, steal the god thief of all nine states!"
The swing and the birdman were walking and singing at the same time, so happy. This period was probably the happiest few months of their lives. They could "borrow" things wherever they wanted. Anyway, they had special group tokens.
Now, I am not afraid of being caught at all, I am quite unbridled and quite arrogant.
On this day, the two thieves came to a mountain outside the secret realm of Penglai Island. Birdman looked up and saw a certain peak in the distance surrounded by fairy energy and clouds gathering. He immediately became energetic and said, "Girl, this is the place for today."
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"Go!"
The fox and the crow didn't care whether their master was at home or not, so they broke through the barrier of the mountain and rushed in. What they saw was that... it was so poor, there was nothing, and the mountains and plains were covered with weeds and trees, all twisted and twisted.
"Hey? What's going on? It looks very celestial from the outside, but why is it so dilapidated?" Birdman muttered to himself. There are no practitioners on the entire mountain, let alone houses, shrines, temples, nothing.
The two of them were standing on the mountain, wondering why there was no treasure to "borrow", and lamenting the failure of the theft. Suddenly, "Boom!" The earth began to tremble violently, as if the mountain was collapsing and the earth was sinking. There is a poem to prove it: Leihong, the god who created the world,
Shi Po was surprised
The sky shook, and the sacred jade from the west stained the mountain with blood. The crows and foxes did not dare to stay where they were, and a few flickered and flew high into the sky. Looking down, I saw that the entire mountain peak actually "stands" up. It turns out that this mountain
He is just an accomplished monk!
"Oh, ah, ah, whoever burned my cleavage and broke the protective cover, please pay me money!" Gao Shan's voice was loud but he spoke too slowly, making it appear that
Very silly. Also, this mountain spirit is a female...female...mother...how to tell the gender of this...mountain? In short, it is a "girl".
"..." The birdman and the swing looked at each other, not quite understanding what the "mountain" was talking about.
Shanfeng looked up and saw crows and foxes, saying: "You~ people..." After saying two words, she suddenly stopped and used spiritual magic on herself, "Who are you?!" It seemed that she
Added a secret method to speed up speaking.
"We are thieves!" Birdman said confidently.
"Thief!" Shanfeng was furious, and an unimaginably strong immortal energy rushed straight at the crow, "It must be you, a little thief, who broke my shield! Pay me the money!"
"Oh my god!" Birdman and the swing usually come into contact with pretty high-level immortals, but this is the first time he has seen such a massive amount of immortal energy, and he was blown away dozens of miles away. "Hey, hey, big sister!
Big sister! Calm down, calm down!" Crow quickly offered up the special team token.
The "mountain girl" saw two shining little cards and asked, "Do you think these things are from heaven?"
Birdman flew to the "mountain" and said: "This is the token of the special task force of the Ministry of Justice."
"The Ministry of Justice has heard about it. What is the special task force?" Shanfeng asked.
"You don't even know about the special team?" Birdman guessed that this person must have been in seclusion for too long. He doesn't even know about the most popular special team in the three realms in recent years. "May I ask who the girl is?"
"My name is Jucaishan." Shanfeng replied, "The giant spirit god in heaven is my elder brother."
"Oh, it turns out she is the sister of the Giant Spirit God. I am disrespectful and disrespectful," Birdman said. After the Battle of Tongtian River, the saying "Nine Mountains in the Three Realms, Five Mountains in the World" was mentioned again by the Three Realms, and many organizations began to re-investigate the "Nine Mountains"
"Cause and effect", various gossips burst out. Among them is a rumor that is not sure whether it is true or not, saying that the giant spirit god, the pioneer of the Tianting Military Department, may be part of the mountain soul of Tianyue.
It was supposed to become a spirit and achieve enlightenment, but as a result, the Tianyue Mountain body was cut off by Pangu, and then Hongjun refined it into a three-pointed two-edged spear. Not only did the Tianyue Mountain Soul end its path of cultivation, but it also lost "many", resulting in
There is a little "little" shortcoming in wisdom, and she is stupid and stupid. If this "girl" is really the sister of the giant spirit god, it is understandable that she has such huge spiritual power.
"Sister, brother and I are not related by blood." Jucaishan said shyly, "From now on, my brother and I... oh, what am I talking about! So shy..."
"..." A "mountain-like" tall...er...peak appeared like a little girl. The scene, tsk tsk, shocked the crows and foxes.
"I was originally a fairy mountain near the Yaochi in the west of the heaven. I became a spirit after being enlightened by my brother." Jucaishan said, "A few years ago, my brother was reprimanded by King Li Tian because he failed to defeat a monkey. He felt aggrieved and applied to face the wall on his own.
I was afraid that my brother would be lonely, so I went to see him secretly. As a result, I accidentally crushed the bodies of hundreds of heavenly soldiers and was demoted to the mortal world. Alas, I have been here for several years and I am so bored."
"Um..." the birdman said, "that... girl from Jucai Mountain, I have to correct your mistake. More than five hundred years have passed since the monkey incident, so you shouldn't stay here for 'several years', but for hundreds of years."
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"Really?" Jucaishan touched her head (peak), "It's been so long? But the spell I used to arrange my hair doesn't seem to be completed yet. I thought it was only a few years ago." She looked up at Crow,
"Compensate!" It seems that "Giant Mountain Girl" has not forgotten about the birdman destroying the barrier on the top of the mountain.
"Sister, didn't I tell you, I'm from the special team, why are you still asking me for money?" Crow's reason has always been "unfavorable", and those who intercepted the teaching heard the word "special team"
The birdman and the swing were immediately no longer held accountable.
Unfortunately, it didn't work this time. "What is the special team?" Ju Caishan asked, "Does it have anything to do with you losing money?"
"The Special Task Force, an agency of the Ministry of Justice, is protected by Yang Jian. No one dares to mess with us now. How dare you ask me for money?!" Birdman pretended to be fierce and asked, "Do you dare to ask for it?!"
"Dare!" Jucaishan said, "Give me the money quickly, or I'll beat you to death!"
"Aren't you afraid of Erlangshen?!" Birdman asked.
"Afraid!" Ju Caishan said, "But you are not Yang Jian. Stop talking nonsense and pay for it quickly!"
"..." Swing Qian nodded unconsciously, "What she said makes sense."
No way, there is nothing you can do when you encounter such a stubborn crow. After all, he is just a gangster who bullies the weak and fears the strong. He can only pay when he encounters the unruly ones. It's a pity that all the trophies he and the swing thieves have stolen these days have gone into Jucaifeng's "big house".
"mouth".
"Let's go." Ju Caishan said, "I still want to continue to touch porcelain... um... continue to do my hair."
The "big girl" seemed to have accidentally let slip a "strange" word - touching porcelain. Birdman and Swing looked at each other and said, "Are we fooled?!"