"I come first! I come first! This swing comes first."
"Okay, you come first."
“Who’s on top and who’s on bottom?”
"The monkey is so disgusting, let him be at the bottom with his three eyes at the top."
"Okay!"
"Okay, yes, that's it. You step on the head of the three-eyed man, yes, yes, that's it."
"Should I strike a pose?"
"What posture?"
"I don't know either."
"Okay, let me think of something for you. Raise your right arm forward, then bend it, swing your left arm back, raise your chest, raise your head, open your eyes wide, and make a narcissistic expression of fighting against the world! Yes, yes! That's it,
Just pose, I'm going to take the photo~ click~ ok! ok! ok! Beautiful, my daughter is just beautiful, no matter how you take the photo, she looks handsome!"
"It's your turn, it's your turn."
"Girl, why do you think I'm here?"
"Why don't you let Three Eyes and Monkey kneel down for you?"
"Oh my gosh! This is such a great idea! Just do it!"
"Put the monkey on the left, and put the three eyes on the right. Let them kneel down, and you stand in the middle. Raise your head, raise it high, and look at them through your nostrils. Be proud, and be more proud. Oops, why can't you do it? Just learn from it.
Watching those eloquent people on TV
A boastful priest will suffice. Oh, yes, that’s the expression, the lawless expression that regards the lives of the people as nothing. Oh, that’s perfect. It’s a pity that you are not a second-generation god, otherwise you would definitely be a high official.”
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and take pictures. If you wait any longer, they will wake up."
"Okay. Keep it, keep it, 1, 2, eh? Why is there a circle on your head? Put it down quickly."
"The circle on the head? What circle? Where is the circle?"
"It's the one on your head. When you look back, it's getting bigger and bigger."
The birdman turned around, but there was a circle. It was so big, and with great force, it went straight to his head. "Bang~" The crow was instantly knocked away and crashed into a nearby hill.
"Oh, it's so miserable." Swing Qian thought to himself.
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"Hey! Birdman, what are you doing!" Nezha took the Qiankun Circle back and asked sternly, "What are you doing to my brother Yang Jian!" Lei Zhenzi also flew over.
The crow crawled out of the mountain with its head full of blood: "You lotus boy, you have something to say, why do you still hit people?"
"You monster, you are taking advantage of others' danger! You villain!" Nezha said.
Swing murmured in his mouth: "You are not a villain. It seems that you have never thought about 'taking advantage of others' danger' like us."
"Little fox, what did you say?" Nezha asked in a low voice.
Swing said: "I told you, don't you want to step on Sun Monkey and take a photo?!"
"I didn't..." Nezha was about to deny it, but suddenly frowned and thought for a long time, "I seem to have thought about it." He pulled Lei Zhenzi beside him, "What do you think?"
Lei Zhenzi scratched his cheek in embarrassment: "Well...it's indeed an opportunity."
"Hurry up, hurry up! Don't waste this God-given opportunity, don't wait, they will wake up soon." Nezha said in a hurry.
"Okay, come on, let's start. Lotus boy, you step on the monkey's head. Ugly Thunder Lord, you hold the collar of the three eyes. Okay, okay, okay, hold on, 1, 2, 3, click!"
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Wukong moved his fingers and seemed to have regained consciousness. Then he stood up suddenly and looked around. He happened to see Yang Jian opposite him who had just woken up. "Three eyes, I win. I woke up first."
"Monkey, don't argue, I got up early." Yang Jian said, "Besides, I hit you more times in the previous fights."
Sun Houhou said: "Haha, nonsense! This is like Mr. Wang meeting Mr. Yu - I beat you a little more. I beat you a little more."
Three Eyes said: "No, it should be Mr. Ma who met Mr. Feng - I am two points better than you."
Sun Houhou said: "Mr. Wang meets Mr. Wang - I am three points better than you!"
Three Eyes said: "Mr. Ma met Mrs. Feng - I am four points better than you!"
Sun Houhou said: "Mr. Wang met Yu Mazi - I am much better than you!"
Three Eyes said: "Mr. Ma met Feng Mazi's family - I have a lot more than you!"
Sun Houhou said: "Mr. Wang met the nine tribes of Yu Mazi - I have more than you!"
"I won!"
"I won!"
"I win!"
"I win!"
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The two couldn't tell who was better than the other, so they tried to use their mysterious skills to fight again, but they found that their whole bodies were restrained by the Birdman.
"Hey! Crow, you are looking for death!" Sun Wukong asked.
"Let me go quickly!" Yang Jian said.
"Oh, you are still trying to show off? Why, you can't see the situation clearly? Now you are the fish and I am the knife, do you understand?" Birdman threatened, "Be careful to beat you two!"
"What did you say?" Yang Jian and Wukong secretly used their strength, "Bang!" and easily broke through the crow's restraints, "Who do you think is the fish? Who is the knife?"
"Uh..." Bird Heart said, "It doesn't make sense, how can it be so simple... Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't hit, don't hit, be gentle, don't be shy, oh, oh, it hurts, it hurts... help...
I was wrong...swing help me..."
The swing had been sitting on the grass next to it, eating and drinking, and didn't bother to care about the crow's life or death. "It deserves it."
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After Yang Jian and Wukong "killed" the birdman, they sat next to the swing and ate together. Not long after, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi flew in from the sky.
"Brothers just came." Yang Jian greeted.
"Uh...yeah...just came..." Nezha and Lei Zhenzi felt guilty and did not dare to look directly at Yang Jian, their eyes flickering. They were afraid that "the matter would be exposed", so they deliberately went out and came back in a circle, pretending that they had "just arrived"
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"Little Jiuwei, it's not bad. I went to Penglai Island and the cooking here is pretty good." Yang Jian praised.
"You're welcome, cooking is too simple, you can learn it once you learn it. I'm such a genius, there's nothing I can do about it." Swing said with a smile, "But I didn't make this, it was stolen from various Penglai Island caves."
"..." Yang Jian, Nezha, Lei Zhenzi and the others almost choked to death. The great god of heaven was actually eating stolen food here.
Sun Wukong didn't care. When he was "scraping" things in the Heavenly Palace, he did it harder than on a swing. He was also a member of the world of thieves, and in terms of results alone, his record was brilliant and arrogant. After all, no one would dare to steal even the most powerful thief.
He stole the golden elixir from Tushita Palace and ate it.
After eating to a great extent, Yang Jian recovered a little strength and asked the birdman: "Hand over that mountain."
Birdman shrugged, with a helpless expression, "No."
"No? How could there be no?" Yang Jian said, "You want to lie to me? You think my special team intelligence network is vegetarian. That mountain is obviously where you are."
"Really not. In other words," Birdman said with a smile, "at least not now."
"Do you mean..." Yang Jian was a little unhappy, "You handed it over?"
"Do you dare not to surrender?" Bird Man said, "No matter how fast my escape technique is, I'm still not as fast as theirs, so I have to surrender. Besides, I have to protect you and the Great Sage, right?"