"Hehehehe..." Birdman said to the farmers flatteringly, "about the food...hehehehe... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it." This is pure nonsense, how could it not be intentional. "I promised not to hit us.
Oh. You can’t go back on your word!”
Farmer A said: "How could we beat you? Not only do we not blame you, we also want to thank you."
"How do you say it?" Swing asked.
"You two may not know that although our land has been producing good crops year after year, we have not been able to harvest a good harvest. There is too much grain and we cannot sell it for a price." Farmer B explained, "That day, the government in the city collected grain, and villagers from more than a dozen villages nearby us came together to collect grain.
Go sell it. Alas, the price is too low, and we can’t even recover the cost. Your noble lord, to tell you the truth, if you two didn’t waste food at that time, we would be so angry that we would burn all the food ourselves. Thanks to these two kind people.
Only by buying grain at a high price can we have a good income this year."
"Don't you blame us for not respecting the fruits of your labor?" Bird Man said, "What a waste it is to throw away food."
"Of course not!" Farmer A said, "As long as you use money to buy food, you can waste it as much as you want. The more you waste, the more you will buy, and we will have better profits. No fool farmer would scold you.
You, unless you are those self-righteous, "compassionate" and retarded urbanites who pretend to be good people and "White Lotus" who don't grow food, would say that. Don't respect the fruits of labor? Bah! Buying grain is "respecting the fruits of labor".
The rest is all self-motivated nonsense. If you want to save money, just live a frugal life. Don't get involved with farmers with nonsense reasons such as 'wasting food' and 'disrespecting the fruits of labor'. We don't care. We farm like no one in the city.
I only think about whether I can make money, and I wish you could waste more." Probably because farming has not been profitable for many years and food prices have been suppressed, the villagers are holding their breath and speaking in a very irritable manner.
"Although I don't understand what you are talking about, it seems to be confirmed that you will not hit us." Birdman and Swing were relieved. "Hey? If you are not causing trouble for us, why are you here?"
"Um..." the farmers were a little embarrassed, "well... there are two things I want to ask you to do."
"What's the matter?" Birdman was very happy. He didn't expect that he could get a commission in the "Autumn Bird Cave" in another world.
"First," Farmer A said, "can you two buy grain in the next harvest season and waste it? You two bought grain at a high price that day. Not only did we make a lot of money that night, but the price of grain in the next few days until now
It’s skyrocketed, and I’ll make some profit this year. If the next harvest season comes...hehe...you two understand."
"..." This time it was Birdman's turn to be speechless, "Well, that's not good. How can we have so much money? Your request is a bit excessive."
All the farmers lowered their heads, knowing that it was indeed impossible.
Farmer A: "Haha, I'm ashamed. In fact, this request just came to my mind. I just thought about it temporarily. Forgive me, I just want to try to see if it can succeed. Hahaha, it's really impossible, hahaha..." He tried
Use laughter to cover up the embarrassment. "We are here mainly for the second thing."
"It's a long story." Villager B slowly narrated.
There is a village not far away, called Mojia Village. There is a young man in the village named Mo Gou'er. Gou'er's father is a fisherman. He drowned in an accident when he was very young, leaving only an orphan and a widowed mother to depend on each other.
Life was not easy. Fortunately, the neighbors in Mocun were friendly, so the mother and son did not suffer too much. The dog was in good health, although he was not handsome in appearance.
But he was not bad, but he did not marry a wife until he was twenty-five years old. Mo's mother was very anxious and asked him why. Gou'er said: "I am afraid that marrying an unfilial daughter will hurt my mother and ruin the harmony of the family. My mother has raised her son alone for many years, and her son
I can’t bear my mother’s suffering from her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.” Because of this, Mother Mo blames herself very much, feeling that she has delayed her son’s happiness in life. But it’s just fate.
There was no stopping what was happening. One day, Mo Gouer went to work in the fields and saw several hungry wolves surrounding a villager in Fanjiatun, a neighboring village. He risked his life to save the man. The rescued man thanked his benefactor and asked him to
Go home for dinner. While the two were on the road, Gou'er happened to see his mother being helped back to the village by a woman. It turned out that Mo's mother accidentally fell down when she went to Fantun to do errands.
, the girl saved her. Coincidentally, the girl who rescued the person turned out to be the daughter of the person Mo Ergouer saved. What more can be said about this kind of heavenly romance, the two families soon became married... If not
What an accident, the story has a happy ending at this point, but things don't go as planned. Not long ago, Gou'er's father-in-law and his family died of fireworks poisoning, and Gou'er and his wife went to the funeral.
In Fan Village, only Mo's mother was left at home. It was a stormy night, and the Mo family's new house had not yet been completed. The wind and rain knocked down the old house. Mo's mother was crushed under the earth and rocks. Although she was not dead, she was half-paralyzed. Since then, there was an additional "burden" in the family.
.However, even so, the Mo family is still living a good life. Gouer and his wife take care of their sick mother without any complaints. Unfortunately, the house leaks and it rains all night.
Misfortune struck again. Half a year ago, Mo's wife was bitten by a venomous snake while collecting medicine for her mother-in-law, and fell into a coma. In order to keep his wife alive, Gou'er spent all his money to hire a healing magician to set up a simple magic circle. He saw his daughter-in-law almost being killed because of his own injuries.
She lost her life, and her son had to bear two medical expenses alone. In order to reduce the burden on the family, Mo’s mother decided to take poison.
Committed suicide... On the day Mo Gou'er was buried, Gou'er cried incessantly and vomited blood... Months ago, the Jade Bird Man bought food at a high price, and Mo Gou'er finally had the money to buy his wife the most needed magic crystal for a higher-end magic circle...
A few days ago, Mo's wife finally woke up, and Mo Gou'er's wish came true. She felt ashamed when she thought that her mother, who had worked so hard to raise her, could not enjoy a day of happiness.
Feeling guilty, she took poison and committed suicide to accompany her old man... Mo's wife, who had just woken up, felt miserable, but her face remained as usual. Everyone thought that nothing would happen to her. Unexpectedly, she secretly found a deserted place and hanged herself in love. Fortunately, she was discovered by the passing villagers in time.
Rescued. However, although Mo's wife did not cry or make trouble, she probably still had "give up hope" and the women in the village needed to be "monitored" day and night.
"We heard that the princess and the prince came back from the dead, so we came here rashly to ask them what method they used to revive the dog." Villager A said, "Otherwise, the dog's wife may also..."
I have to say that the people in Mocun are very nice.
Can you resurrect a person? Of course you can, let alone Mo Gou'er who has been dead for a few days. If the birdman's cultivation is fully activated, resurrecting the buried Mo's mother will not be a problem. Flesh and bones are no problem. But, "I'm sorry,
It can't be done." Birdman shook his head and lied, "Our resurrection is a gift from God and cannot be controlled."
"Sure enough." The villagers had long thought that this would be the case. Birth, old age, illness and death are catastrophes that mortals cannot avoid, and miracles do not always happen. "Alas~"
"However, I can make Mo Gouer's wife give up the idea of committing suicide." Birdman said.
"Oh?" the villagers said, "please ask the county king for help. I, the villagers of Mojia Village, are so grateful that I am willing to erect a monument and write a biography for the noble man!"
"Haha, there's no need to write a biography or anything, as long as you don't beat us." Birdman patted the swing next to him, "You can do it."