Jixiang Magic Academy teaches both magic and fighting skills. Birdman is a fighting skills class and Swing is a magic class. However, they did not attend classes for a day. They ate, drank, fought and bickered in the dormitory every day, making the nearby students unable to study peacefully.
Within a month, all the students in the apartment except Ji Yan and Dong'er had moved out. After getting help from Birdman, Ke Xue rented a separate laboratory in the college and never came out, working very hard.
"Who in the blue sky said that if you want to do your job well, you must first... you must first... you must first come up with what?" Birdman couldn't think of it for a moment.
"If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools." Swing reminded him.
"Yes, yes, that's it." Birdman said, "Ke Xue's qualifications are really poor and his ability is limited. His experiments will definitely encounter bottlenecks in the future. I have to find a way to give him a comprehensive cleanup.
The marrow, body and soul must be dealt with." The crow kept staring at the swing as he spoke.
"What do you mean? You don't want to use my blood, do you?" Swing pretended to be angry, "Oh my, it's really sad. Is it so easy to break the bond between father and daughter? You actually made your daughter bleed, oh, oh, oh,
The swing is so sad."
"You stinky girl. Speak nicely and act like a human being. Don't disgust me." Birdman said, "Your blood is not good. It must be the blood of a descendant of the royal family. It contains the energy of crape myrtle, which is of great benefit to all things. You
I just have the qualifications to be a demon emperor, but my ancestors don’t have a true demon emperor. No way.”
"Hey?! You can do that," Swing said. "Your father..."
"Your father's!"
"Why are you swearing!"
"You scolded me first!"
"You scolded me first! I meant that Jinwu is a member of the royal family, not scolding anyone. And not only your father," Zhuqian said, "but also your mother..."
"Fuck you!"
"Are you looking for trouble?"
"Who told you that you can't speak?"
"It's you who understood the mistake. What does it have to do with me?"
"You just took the opportunity to scold me!"
"You are the one!"
"Who are you!"
"Who are you!"
"Stop talking nonsense, I just want to fight!"
"Come on!"
…
Next door, Ji Yan was meditating quietly, but Dong'er couldn't stand it anymore, "Master, the princess and the prince are too... too noisy. I can't meditate."
"This..." Ji Yan can understand. Her level in her "previous life" was not low, and she has become a habit of practicing meditation. Even if there is thunder and lightning, the sky collapses and the earth collapses, it will not be affected, but Dong'er obviously cannot. "Well, you move.
Go out. Go to Ke Xue. His laboratory is very large and has multiple habitable rooms. Go to him."
"Okay." Dong'er secretly rejoiced. The little girl's life experience was miserable, and so was Ke Xue's. They were both fallen from the world, and they sympathized with each other. Although they had not been in contact for a long time, they had already developed feelings for each other, but neither of them was embarrassed to express it.
come out.
"Remember, practice seriously," Ji Yan reminded, "Don't delay magic for things between men and women." Mei An's real age is not young, hundreds or thousands of years old. Although she has never done "that kind of thing", she certainly knows it and is very afraid of it.
Boys and girls are addicted to it.
"Master, what are you talking about?" Dong'er was shy and her face was red. "Master, good-bye. Don't worry, I will study magic seriously." After saying this, the little girl ran out happily.
Ji Yan smiled, closed her eyes and continued to meditate.
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"I can't do it. My blood, let alone his, will be poisoned by the fire poison if Daluo Jinxian absorbs it. The fire power and karma are too deep." The battle between the crow and the fox ended, and the birdman's head was covered with blood.
"But you obviously fed me with blood." Swing Qian was referring to the fact that the gods starved her to death, "I absorbed it very well."
"Then it's my damn blood essence, there's not that much of it." Birdman scolded, "The only time in my life, your father, I tried to condense my blood essence, and in the end I got the advantage of you, you unfilial little bastard. And even you can't
It would have serious side effects..." The crow didn't finish the rest of the sentence.
"Then what are you going to do?" Zhuqian asked, "You can't go back to Pangu World to find the emperor's bloodline."
"You idiot, we have Zhizhi." Birdman said with a bad smile, "He is the queen of Qilin, and he has good roots, so he can definitely do it. Why do you think I brought him here? I'm afraid that he might need it for something unexpected."
His royal blood."
"You guys, you don't expect good things from Zhi Zhi, but you look for him when he bleeds. Zhi Zhi is like a brick, and he can be moved wherever there is trouble. You are so bad! He is my favorite pet, how can I let it go? I would rather use
I...my father’s blood doesn’t even exist
I want to use his." Swing criticized Birdman righteously... and then readily agreed, "It's him! For the sake of our great cause of manufacturing spiritual stones and magic crystals, he must bleed. It's necessary!" The owner of this kind of purple gold unicorn on the stall
It's also a bloody misfortune for eight lifetimes.
However, the magical fighting spirit of foxes and crows is still low. Now they cannot enter the depths of the Warcraft Forest, let alone Zhizhi, and they cannot be directly refined with the blood of purple gold unicorn. They need to make some preparations in advance and use the herbal spirit flower.
Let's "exercise" Ke Xue's body and do a "warm-up". There is no need to rush this, just do it slowly. Birdman and Swing intend to use the next few decades to significantly change Ke Xue's qualifications.
So, what is the most important thing now?! Of course it is to chat up beautiful women. In fact, it is not just now. For Birdman, finding a little girl to be friends with is always the most important thing. But unfortunately, Crow's road to love is destined to be bumpy. In the academy
After trying hard for a long time, he failed to seduce any "little sister". Swing thought that the reason for Wu Wu's failure was that he spoke too directly. Within three sentences, he was still human, but after that, he started to "act like a hooligan."
", always asking female students blankly if they can look at their breasts and "down there", "How could anyone pay attention to you!" However, Birdman has a different point of view. He thinks it is the problem of the little fox.
, because every time Birdman struck up a conversation, Swing would always carry chicken legs, duck legs, goose legs, elbows, stewed meat, kebabs and other food beside him and eat endlessly, "You keep making trouble!" Swing and Bird fought because of finding a partner.
Got several.
On this day, the birdman went out to "hunt", and the swing followed him. The crow found a high place, and looked for a target on the campus with a sly look, "Oh! That! That, so pure!"
The swing put the chicken legs down, and focused his magic eyes to look in the direction pointed by the birdman, and saw a pretty little girl there. "Hey? This dress...she doesn't look like someone from the academy? She is dressed plainly, without any fancy clothes.
, it is indeed very pure.”
"Who cares!" Birdman ran towards the "target".
"You idiot, be careful and don't talk nonsense this time!" Swing warned.
It is said that the "innocent girl" lives near the college and is good at needlework and embroidery. In recent years, all the dresses of the college's graduate representative are made by her. This time she is here to present the newly made clothes. After settling the wages with the logistics department, Xiao
The girl left the college alone and walked towards a hill. She didn't notice a pair of "evil" eyes and a pair of "watching" eyes staring at her.
"Say, brother, why don't you go up and talk to her?" Swing asked while gnawing on the chicken leg.
"This girl is nice. I have to be careful and not be too reckless." Birdman said, "I guess her home is nearby. I want to go directly to her home to propose marriage."
"Exactly!" Swing said disdainfully, "Are you being reckless? Bah! Propose marriage for the first time when we meet? Be careful of getting beaten."
"No. How could such a pure and lovely little girl hit someone?" Birdman said.
"She can't, but maybe the old man next to you can." Swing said.
Behind the birdman, a drunken old man held a stone and looked at the crow fiercely, "You beast, if you dare to follow my granddaughter, go to hell!"