The bird and the swing were tied up and placed in the center of the courtyard. The old man was furious and looked like he was about to eat a crow. The old man's granddaughter, the "pure girl" in the bird's mouth, stopped his grandfather, and there was also a young man.
The young man, who must be the girl's brother, stared at the crow and was very angry.
"Hello, uncle," the birdman said to the young man.
"You are so shameless. I have never met you before. Why do you call me uncle?!" the young man said angrily.
"I am your brother-in-law, so I call you uncle." Birdman said.
"Nonsense! My sister has never been married, how can I have a brother-in-law!" said the young man.
"Actually, I traveled back from the future. Although your sister is not my wife now, she will be after a while." Birdman joked, "I traveled from the future to the present specifically to see my wife and uncle at this time.
It’s yours, brother.”
"Grandpa, he said he is my brother-in-law, a person who traveled from the future to the present." The young man's IQ was a little low, so he believed the crow's words.
"Nonsense!" Grandpa scolded, "Are you stupid? You can believe it if you travel through time!"
"Grandpa, it's not necessarily true. Anything can happen in the world." The young man asked the birdman, "Do you have any evidence?"
"I come from the future. I know many things and can predict everything." The birdman thought that fools were easy to trick and planned to fool him.
"Predict everything?" The young man thought for a while, "Pah!" waved his hand and gave the birdman a slap in the face, "Did you predict that I was going to hit you?"
"..." Birdman was speechless and said bravely, "I predicted it."
"Then why don't you hide?" the young man asked.
"Because we can't avoid it," Crow said. "There will be things that are bound to happen in the future and are unavoidable."
"It makes sense." The young man asked again, "Then can you predict whether I will hit you again? Answer carefully. If you say something wrong, you will be beaten."
Birdman thought for a moment and said, "Yes, you will hit me."
"Haha, you guessed wrong." The young man said proudly, "I won't hit you. Hahaha, you are a liar, you can't predict the future at all. Humph! How dare you lie to me and watch me fight... Huh? You can't.
Hit you. If I hit you, your prediction will be successful. But..." Soon he fell into a logic trap.
The young man's grandfather slapped his forehead and said, "Oh my God, Shu'er, why are you so stupid? You dug a hole for yourself."
Finally, the old man released the bird and the swing after seeing the "Prince Ji's Mansion Token" carried by the crow. Prince Ji's Mansion has unparalleled power in the New Year Country, and almost no one dares to offend it.
"Old man, you dare to bully me, believe it or not, I will ask the palace to send people to arrest you?!" said the loosened birdman, "Unless you give me your granddaughter, otherwise...hehehe..." smiled evilly.
"Pah~" The old man rounded his hand and slapped the crow hard, with such force that it knocked him away. "You bastard!"
Birdman covered his face in pain, "What did you say that no one dares to offend you?"
Swing said in a low voice: "Our Asuo wrote 'almost no one dares to offend', but there is also 'almost', you idiot."
The old man's surname is Zhang and his given name is Kang. His grandson is Zhang Xiaoshu and his granddaughter is Zhang Xiaocao. Like "Jinu" and "Ji traitor", they are twins, but they are "brothers and sisters", not "siblings".
The three of them have been here since Xiaoshu and Xiaocao were born. They make a living by selling some clothes, firewood, herbs, and plants to the college. Xiaocao is good at needlework and the clothes he sews are beautiful; Xiaoshu is very strong and can cut firewood very quickly.
Quick. There are many magical plants in this hill, and the trees and grass are well taken care of. If Old Man Zhang hadn't been drinking and spending money, his life would be pretty good.
"Old man, tell me, tell me what you want." Birdman shamelessly pestered Zhang Xiaocao, "As long as you marry your granddaughter to me, I will give you whatever you want."
"There is only one request." Old Man Zhang said.
"What?" Birdman was very happy, his virginity seemed to be over.
"You go to the palace." Old man Zhang said with a bad smile. "Hahaha..."
"..." Bird was extremely angry.
According to Crow and Fox's idea, they plan to live directly at Old Man Zhang's house. The green mountains and green water here are pleasant and much better than the college. The most important thing is that they can develop a relationship with Miss Xiaocao. However, Zhang Xiaoshu and Zhang Kang firmly disagree, but Birdman has no choice but to
They could only set up tents by the river at the foot of the mountain. With nothing to do, they treated it as an outing. And maybe one day the little grass girl would be able to marry a crow on a whim. "Absolutely impossible," the author said to himself.
"Hey? Crow, why do you think most otherworld novels have college plots?" Swing used his tail to catch a few fish in the river and grilled them, while chatting with the birdman.
"Why? There's no reason. It's just a coincidence." The birdman was responsible for lighting the fire.
"How tacky." Swing said, "There's also the matter of the previous engagement, it's so bloody."
"You don't understand this," Bird Man said, "It is inevitable that such things as 'vulgarity' will exist."
"How to say it?"
Birdman said: "Vulgarity refers to public aesthetics. From a certain perspective, the 'vulgarity' you refer to probably means 'too much repetition and boring stories'. But from the perspective of 'natural laws', if something can
If it repeats infinitely without fading, it must mean that this kind of thing has a greater
Demand. If there is no market for vulgar plots, who will write them. Different from the triangular social structure with small top and big bottom, the general public's aesthetics is shuttle-shaped, with small top and bottom, big in the middle, and more people are located on the mountainside. Too vulgar and obscene
works and advanced Yangchunbaixue theory are both
There is not a large audience. Only "vulgar" content can be close to the life concepts of more people and can arouse the resonance of most people. This is the law of society. For example, the "short video" criticized by many people on the Internet.
Therefore, they can sweep across the entire network like a prairie fire.
The reason is that there is a large enough user base to support it. The people who have the right to speak online are not necessarily the 'majority of people'. It can even be said that the people who 'speak' have always been the 'small minority of people'. However, it is obvious that there are already many
Few people are dissatisfied with the 'custom'. This is a good phenomenon.
It is a side manifestation of social progress. The hope is to break away from the "vulgar" and want to develop. Although it cannot be said to be "superior", it is at least positive. Of course, by deliberately distinguishing others from others, you can hypnotize yourself, "Everyone is drunk and I am alone."
The idea of is another thing. We must resist'
Is it "vulgar"? Yes, it can't be. "Vulgar" is the external image of social development. Resistance alone is not enough. It is cutting the grass without eradicating the roots. Only improving the quality of the whole people is the foundation, and "vulgar" will naturally disappear slowly.
But! What disappears is only the original 'vulgar' and the new'
Vulgarity will appear naturally. People in more parts of society must have similar hobbies, and this hobby will definitely be described as "vulgar" by higher-level people. This is a natural law and is understandable. And the "elegance" of a higher class will definitely appear.
It is not 'elegant' because of its own attributes, just
It's just because the people who like it have higher status and fewer people. To give a relatively absurd example, if everyone in a certain world is born proficient in "abstract art", the "vulgar" in that world must be "abstract art", maybe
'Farming and reclaiming land' is actually 'elegant'."
"Hey hey hey..." Swing looked at Birdman, "I don't understand."
"I don't know what I'm talking about." Birdman picked up the fish and took a bite. "It's so vulgar to eat fish by the river. The Kunpeng tribe eats dragons. How elegant."