"Clang, clang, clang! It's a whole number! And it's five hundred, shouldn't it be commemorated?" Swing touched his chin and waggled his tail, a little undecided.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk," Birdman sighed, "I didn't expect that I could persist to chapter 500. I thought 250 was the limit."
"The main reason is that our 'Zuo' has nothing to do, so we are doing this to pass the time and have fun." The little fox said, "You guy! Don't disturb my thoughts, I am thinking about how to celebrate."
"What a waste of celebration." Crow said, "There's no place to celebrate. A Zuo made a mistake and got us into the 'Yi Hao World'. The spread was too big and the tail was too big to fall off, so we couldn't escape. Why are we still celebrating?
, there are too many troubles to count.”
"There is a saying that 'there must be a road before a car reaches the mountain, and it will be straight when a boat reaches the bridge'. Why worry about it? Just take it one step at a time." Shuqi said, "However, today's difficult situation is indeed Asuo's fault. People have no foresight.
There must be immediate worries. He reads one chapter a day without thinking too far ahead. In addition, he usually changes the plot at will and is 'unpredictable'. He deserves to end up in a dead end."
"That's what I think," Birdman said. "At best, his mind is active and he has new ideas every day; at worst, he doesn't understand what a plan is and he writes randomly."
"Yeah. It's true that I wrote it blindly and changed a lot of things." The little fox said, "Just give me an example. Um... let's talk about the 'Fake Wukong'. The original setting was to let the real Wukong directly replace the fake one.
Wukong absorbed it, and ended up messing around with it to become Han Xiangzi, one of the Eight Immortals. What, the changes are too big."
"Also," the crow said embellished, "Sakyamuni's problem. It was originally assumed to be the reincarnation of Taoist Duobao, but he didn't know what he was thinking that day, but he actually gave Taoist Duobao a 'past life'. It was an extraneous incident.
"
"The most abominable thing is the three organizations of 'Yelao Palace', 'Qunxingtang' and 'Yunxia Pavilion'. It turned out that they didn't exist at all. In the end, they were forced to become important forces." Shuqian complained, "The same goes for the special group.
I tried to spoof 'modern words' on a whim, but I didn't expect that I would become addicted to it and would never stop using it."
"Fortunately, our settings haven't changed much." Birdman said, "My name, plus the jingle 'I was born with nine tails, but I have no choice but to reincarnate. The dangerous egg at the bottom of the mountain has nine tails.
Fire protects the heart.’ The origin of death has been completely determined.”
"That's not true, right?" said the little fox, "We haven't changed, but Zhizhi has."
"Is there any?"
"Why not?" Swing said, "He started out as a 'pet', but slowly developed a 'naturalist' identity, and even became associated with Daji raising snake spirits. He even got me involved.
There is something like 'hatred'. This has never happened before. Especially the snake demon in Qijue Ridge, our Zhizhi's scenes there were added temporarily."
"Oh, if you say that, I really remember it." Birdman said, "In the beginning, Zhizhi only had a role in the Qilin tribe, and the rest were added later."
"Not only Zhizhi, but the three sons of Zuhuang - Huangji, Fengyi and Luanying. They were just abandoned babies of the Phoenix clan adopted by three gluttonous old ladies. However, now they are the 'elders' of the Phoenix clan.
.The changes are too big." The little fox said, "Think about it, why haven't the Qilin and Phoenix tribes appeared yet? Isn't it because Zuo hasn't figured out how to round out the plot."
"..." After what his daughter said, Birdman thought that the overall changes in this book were too obvious. "But it's not surprising at all. Think about it, our Azuo's other two books. Yes, yes, that's Ah Jia.
The two books with Ah Yi as the main characters are already
A book that has been sealed. I obviously just wanted to write a happy online game about leveling up, fighting monsters, and picking up girls. It's a pity that within a few dozen chapters, it immediately went in the direction of fantasy and mythology, and I couldn't stop at all. The characteristic of our author is 'collapse'
.all kinds of 'crash'."
"Have you noticed that our Zuo has a very small brain?" the little fox asked.
"What do you mean?" Crow was puzzled, "His brain is still small? But if you want to call him mentally retarded, I quite agree."
"I'm not talking about his head, I'm talking about the similar settings in his books." Zhuqian said, "His books are always the five major families of 'East, West, South, North, and Middle' plus Blue Dragon, White Tiger, Suzaku, Black Tortoise, Kirin, and various organized forces. The protagonists are
He must be an orphan, with extraordinary origins, and he must be a virgin all his life. The heroines are all girl-type, smart, cute, smart and beautiful..." She was never polite when she praised herself.
"Ahem, that's about it." Birdman said, "It's understandable that he set similar questions. There's no way, our Asuo is relatively low-informed, has very little reading, the world is too small, and the worldview is even smaller. Of course,
It's always similar. But fortunately, his books all have characters with similar names, but the plots are slightly different. It's not bad.
Regarding the problem of the protagonist. Our Asaku is born to be unsympathetic and unwilling to communicate with others. 'Orphan' is a must. The heroine... Haha, our Asaku has always wanted a lovely daughter, but he is the most unlucky.
I hate children. These two contradictory emotions lead to the fact that the heroine is the adopted relative of the hero, who is stupid, smart, stupid and cute."
"Hey? You said..." Shuqian whispered, "Do you think our Azuo has a mental problem? He seems to have changes in his mind every day, and he often contradicts himself. He must be sick."
"It's hard to say," Birdman said, "Let's see. Time will tell everything. Whether you are sick or not will be exposed sooner or later."
"Then how do you think the story will proceed next?" the little fox asked.
"I must try to get the 'Yihao World Scroll' as quickly as possible, and then go back and do the 'He Xiangu Becomes an Immortal Incident' and 'The Transformation of the Dragon'." Birdman guessed, "There are also 'Forging the Qingyu Sword' and 'The Transformation of the Underworld'
,'Li Zhenying, Lan Caihe
Ao Cang', 'Xuanyuan Sword Mortal Tribulation', 'Fighting within the Hundred Thousand Mountains', 'Zhu Rong Appears', 'Greed Qingqiu Fox', 'Zhang Junbao's Reincarnation', 'Qilin Clan', 'Taotie Reborn'... Of course
, the appetizer is of course the 'Four Great Luo Immortals'."
"The Xuanyuan Sword one won't work. A Zuo has already used it to open other books, so we can only make modifications." Zhuqian said. "Yes, there will be a 'trap' in the future."
"Are you talking about the 'result' of the 'Thunder Punishment of Hunyuan' thing? Well, it is indeed a trap." Birdman said, "Azuo will create another world if he doesn't do it right, and then he can't get out."
"Yeah." Swing said.
"But I think with the lessons of 'Yihao World', he will be careful in the future." Birdman said, "Looking from afar, the most important events are 'The Return of the Eight Immortals', 'The Legend of Subduing the Dragon', and 'Fa Hai'
'Zhenbai Snake' and 'Chaos Separation and Reunion'.'
"The Return of the Eight Immortals", "The Legend of Subduing the Dragon", "Fa Hai Zhen White Snake" are okay, you can edit it slowly, "Chaos Divides and Reunites"... it's not easy to do. There are too many things involved and too many changes.
A Zuo still doesn’t have any ideas.”
"You forgot about Three-Eyed's family drama."
"Yes, yes, yes, Yang Jian, Yang Chan, and Liu Chenxiang also had a long history. Oh my, I found that there were a lot of things going on in the Song Dynasty!"
"What about next?"
"After that, there will be another 'Death-seeking Scroll'," Crow Crow said. "Azuo insists on having 'science fiction' and 'online games' in this book. I guess it will be similar to 'Yihao World', and it will be very miserable."
"Absolutely," said the little fox, "If you act beyond your capabilities, people without self-awareness will be miserable. Challenging yourself must comply with the 'laws of nature'. He deserves it."
"People always have dreams, even a loser like our Zuo who obviously has no special skills but thinks very highly of himself." Birdman said with a smile, "People who don't have dreams are like salted fish."
"But if you are a salty fish, it doesn't seem to matter whether you have dreams or not. You are still a salty fish." The little fox's words were very bitter, but they were indeed true.
"Then just be a salted fish with a dream." Birdman said with a smile, "That's pretty good too. Hahahaha..."
"That's right." Swing also laughed, "Hahahaha..."
Ah Jia and Ah Yi, who were waiting on the side, also laughed: "Hahahaha..."
"Pa~" The tail of the swing hit Ah Jia and Ah Yi, "You two are laughing so much. How dare the supporting characters laugh at the author? You are so bold, you are not afraid that he will arrange for you two to be 'tragic death A', 'miserable death'
B's character? Get out! Get to work quickly! You two idiots, the two books you are the protagonists in have been completely blocked, and Asaku is not going to restart it, you are completely screwed!"
"..." Ah Jia and Ah Yi pouted, and reluctantly continued to serve tea and water to the crow and fox, who were the protagonists. "What kind of characters will end up? Or passerby A and passerby B..."