The arrival of the new emperor caused a lot of chaos in the New Year Kingdom, but fortunately, the people were still "enough to eat". Coupled with the gradual compromise of Prince Ji's power, the country slowly returned to peace. However, who are the crow and the fox?
Two bastards. How could they stop messing around?
This morning, Shuqian had a sudden idea and decided to create a "Hunjun set meal". "The first one is of course the wine pool and the meat forest."
"Well..." Birdman advised, "I suggest you not do that."
"Stop talking nonsense. I am also the emperor now, why should I listen to you!" The little fox immediately ordered the royal ministers, eunuchs and soldiers of the capital to build a wine pond and meat forest. She wanted to build a small-scale one first to try it out. The project was not big and the construction was
They were all martial arts masters with some skills, and it only took them a whole morning to create a "wine pool and meat forest". The little girl happily ran inside to experience it, "Hahaha, it feels so good to be a faint king."
Sitting in the side hall of the palace, Bird Heart said: "At most half an hour, you will cry."
Half an hour? It didn't take that long. It was only the time of one stick of incense. The little fox ran back crying while vomiting, "vomit~"
"How is it?" Crow asked gloatingly, "Does the wine pool and the meat forest feel good?"
"What a fart! Ugh~" Swing said, "The wine in the wine pool has evaporated, and there is no smell at all; the weather is too hot, and the meat in the Roulin smells so bad. It's so disgusting~ Ugh~"
"Hahaha... I told you not to be so stupid." Birdman said, "Only people with no brains would believe rumors like Jiuchi Roulin. I am almost certain that such rumors are made up by mentally retarded people who don't have enough to eat.
. In the eyes of poor people, if the emperor is rich, he will eat a lot of food and meat, but the stupid people will
The emperor must live in the meat forest. Do you still remember that joke? In the imagination of beggars, the emperor must be the one who begs for food with a golden rice bowl. Haha! You are really stupid enough to believe this? The wine pool and the meat forest, haha, unless the money is exchanged.
, otherwise only fools would be willing to stay inside. Of course, except for the meat merchants."
"But I remember that everyone in China in Pangu's world believed this, including the upper-class mortals." Swing said, "Oh! No, no, no, it's really disgusting~"
"Aren't the mortals at the upper level also mortals? Without the ability to think independently, no matter at the upper level, lower level or middle level, they are all fools." Birdman laughed, "There was a blue bald monster who said something to the effect of 'come to me'
It is said that there is not much difference between the smartest person and the strongest ant. People are human beings after all, and everyone is different, but generally
It cannot escape the scope of human wisdom, whether it is smart or not. Also, even if some people know the truth, they deliberately do not tell it, but instead add fuel to the flames and reap benefits from it. Although this kind of rumor is silly, it can
Arouse the hatred at the bottom, and then guide it a little, haha, a controllable force will be born from this."
"I don't understand what you are talking about." Swing almost vomited and wiped his mouth, "Okay. Let's forget about the wine pool and the meat forest. Let's move on to the next item in the Hunjun package, a large-scale construction project." During the succession ceremony, Ji Bu used the collapsed palace master
The palace has not been repaired, so the little fox decided to recruit migrant workers to build a super palace that was magnificent and luxurious, unprecedented and unprecedented.
"Um..." Birdman thought for a moment, "I actually have some thoughts on participating in the 'Hunjun Package'."
"What do you mean?" Zhu Qian touched his chin, "Oh! You want to favor beautiful women and choose concubines, right?"
"Hehehe, my daughter knows me best." Birdman was a little embarrassed, "I also want to have a harem full of beauties. Hehehe." He smiled so obscenely.
"No." The little fox refused directly.
"Why not?" Crow said, "I am already a fool, why not choose some pretty girls?!"
"The Hunjun set meal must be carried out in a planned way. You stay behind and come to my 'big construction' first." Shuiqian said, "Build the main hall first."
"What's so great about repairing the main hall? We don't live in it normally, so no matter how well it's repaired, it won't matter." Birdman said, "I think it's better to be a 'perfect beauty'."
"No, just build the main hall." Swing said, "Tell me about you, since you, a poor man, adopted me, we didn't even have a place to shelter from the wind and rain, and we have been renting at the Taotie old lady. What do you want?
Thinking about it, don't you feel aggrieved that we have to look at that old monster's face every day? There is a saying that 'when people are under the eaves, their teeth are stuffed when they eat'
, it’s not easy to get here, to get the position of emperor, of course we have to buy a nice house. I have decided to make the back of the hall bigger and the front smaller, and we will live in it from now on. Only five prime ministers are allowed in the court meeting.
Come in and make a decision to deal with some big things. Let them discuss the small things with the officials below, so don't bother us."
"Oh, but they seem to want young, beautiful, clean and pretty girls." Birdman couldn't beat the swing without using his real cultivation skills. He didn't dare to disobey her, so he could only pray like a coquettish girl, "I mean, girl,
Look at how lonely I have been for so many years
You are alone and helpless, and you don’t even have anyone to accompany you. Just show your favor and let me choose thousands of beautiful girls. Girl, think about how difficult it has been for me to raise you over the years. If some women help, it will definitely be better.
A good one will serve you well, right?"
"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here." Swing said.
"My lovely, beautiful, kind and filial daughter, please, Daddy." The birdman nuzzled the little fox graciously, "The draft girls don't need much work, they won't delay the construction of the palace, and they can also be used to help the migrant workers.
Rice, kill two birds with one stone, right?"
"Oh, you guy, you are so willful." Swing was annoyed and couldn't help it, "Okay, okay, okay. Choose, choose. You go to the female talent show."
"Thank you, my dear daughter." The crow was very happy and cheered.
"Wait, there is a condition." The little fox said, "Choose me some people who are well-educated, intelligent, and quick-thinking. Not only proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, but at least they must have some appearance. If I find a shrew or something like that, be careful.
Kill you!" The little girl made a "killing" gesture.
"Hey, don't worry, my dear, how dare I." Birdman said, "I will order now to open girls' classes nationwide to ensure that the selected beautiful girls are women of the new era."
"Humph, I guess you're sensible. Get out of here." Swing said, "I still feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach and I need to take a rest. You go arrange the recruitment of migrant workers and the opening of girls' classes, and don't bother me." It seems that Jiuchi Roulin is really very popular.
nausea.
"Okay." Birdman exited the side hall in a mean manner, "My dear daughter, the little one will go first. You have a rest. You have a rest." When they came to the outside of the hall, the crow jumped high and ran, "Oh ho, here is the talent show girl.
, oh ho!”
The royal ministers and eunuchs looked at the new emperor helplessly, and everyone thought: "What the hell is this? It's stupid."