"Jeff is a very interesting dragon." Swing said, "He is so timid, just like the two of us. I really want to be sworn brothers with different surnames with him."
"Sworn sworn words are nothing." Birdman said, "If we swore a sworn vow with him, wouldn't it mess up our hierarchy?"
"Tch." The little fox was too lazy to talk to the "inhumane" crow.
As for the children who are afraid of dragons, the birdman has long known where they are. He crossed the boundary layer, launched the Hunyuan flying boat, and arrived at the location of one of them almost in the blink of an eye. "Oh, this thing is really good. Without it,
It would take the two of us alone to get here in one or two years. It's just a pity that we can't hit anyone." The birdman lamented the speed of the flying boat, but also regretted that it had no attack ability.
Swing looked at the "world" near Feizhou and said: "How can there be a world here? It is a bit too close to Yihao's world. Won't they attract and collide with each other?"
"This is called the control experimental group." Birdman said, "This place is not a complete world, just fragments. There is a formation set up by Taishang Daozu outside, and the world's operating mechanism is barely complete. I think it is probably for studying the world of pure magic.
'The spread of faith' has had an impact on the region, so Taishang Daozu deliberately placed a few extra world fragments here to compare with Yihao's world. These world fragments do not have Buddhist and Taoist figures like Monk Wen and Ms. Snake, only pure
The magical world influences it."
"Um..." Swing thought for a moment, "It's really sad that the human race was randomly placed in various worlds by Taishang Daozu to 'play'."
"Human race?" Birdman shook his head, "Not only the human race, but also monks like you and me. They are all 'small objects' in the hands of high-level monks. We are all the same. Of course, those who play tricks on us are only those with higher
The toys of existence.”
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Once upon a time, there was a country where the king and queen had a smart and beautiful daughter. On the day when the princess came of age, an evil dragon that lived in the mountains near the kingdom fell from the sky and kidnapped the princess. The king and queen were very anxious and issued a notice, hoping that there would be warriors.
Whoever can defeat the dragon and rescue the princess will be allowed to marry the princess and will be given numerous rewards.
The king's notice attracted many people, and they bravely rushed to the mountain where the evil dragon was, hoping to rescue the princess. However, as time passed day by day, although countless people went to rescue people, no one could come back. Gradually,
No one dares to save anyone anymore.
"Father-in-law and mother-in-law, don't worry, I will definitely rescue our princess and my daughter-in-law." On this day, a man led his daughter into the palace and vowed to rescue the princess. "This girl is not my biological daughter, she is an adopted daughter. I am of good moral character.
, keep chastity, still have the body of childhood..." Jili Guala kept talking.
The king and queen were speechless, "Warrior, why do you directly call us father-in-law and mother-in-law?"
"Hey, it's only a matter of time." Birdman said happily, "Don't worry, I'm very powerful. The evil dragon is no match for me."
"Uh...Okay." The king and queen sighed and said nothing more. Every brave man said he was strong when he left the kingdom to save the princess, but the result was...
Birdman and Swing prepaid some gold coins in advance to eat and drink in the city for a while, and then "resolutely" embarked on the road to save the princess. The mountain where the evil dragon was located was very steep and the road was rugged. If you were not careful, you might fall... um
...crows and foxes fly.
"Ouch~" The giant dragon sensed that someone had entered the territory and roared, "There are some ignorant people again... uh... why are they crows and foxes?"
The birdman and the swing stood in mid-air and stared at the dragon: "Hey! Dragon, hand over the princess quickly!"
"Sure enough, you are here to rob people too!" the dragon roared.
"Yes." Swing said, "But we have other things to do."
"What?"
"What's your name?" Birdman asked, "Zhao Di? Pan Di? Or Lai Di and Gang Dan?"
"My name is Gangdan!" the dragon roared, "how do you know my name?"
"Oh, you are Jeff's youngest son." Swing said, "Hey? Why are you dressed in red and green, with body fragrance spreading all over your body, and dressed up in a fancy dress, like a female dragon?"
"Who are you and why do you know my father?" Gangdan asked.
"Can you take care of it?" The birdman's momentum bloomed, and he instantly suppressed the giant dragon. "Stop talking nonsense and hand over the princess quickly!" The giant dragon had never seen such a terrifying master. He gave up on the spot and brought the princess out.
The birdman looked at the princess carefully for a long time and said, "Strange, why is she so fat?"
After asking, I learned that since the dragon brought the princess back, she has been serving her well every day, with big fish and meat, and delicacies from the mountains and seas. She has clothes to put on, food to eat, and a dragon to have everything she needs in life.
Take care of. Swing touched his chin and asked the dragon: "Are you free? Grab an ancestor for yourself and raise it? Are you not so kind to your parents?"
"Who said that, I am also very good to my parents." Gang Dan said, "But they are strong and have high cultivation, so they don't need me to take care of their lives. This child is a human being, very weak, and will be hurt if he is not careful.
, of course I am serious about treating her well."
"What are you planning?"
"I don't want anything." The dragon said, "I just want to have company. I have been here for a long time. Without my father, mother, and sisters, I feel very lonely, so I want to keep a pet to accompany me. She is my best friend now."
Dear relatives."
"But you can't take her away from her parents. Do you know how sad the king and queen are that they never see their daughter?" said the birdman.
"Isn't it true that raising a pet involves forcibly snatching the cub from the arms of its parents?" Gangdan argued, "and I took her away after she became an adult. Human beings rarely return to their parents' homes after getting married, and parents do not see their daughters all year round.
, and as the saying goes, "A married daughter throws away water." A daughter is not considered a member of the family. If you can't see her, you can't see her. It's not surprising. And I heard that even if someone rescues her, she will be married off.
How is it different from the current situation?
Is there any difference? Who can guarantee that the person who rescues her is the person she likes? Do warriors and princesses definitely match? Who stipulates it? I can guarantee that no one in the entire kingdom can give her the conditions I have here. I am definitely
The one who loves her the most. Her parents don’t want to save her at all, they just want to use this method to select a powerful person as their son-in-law to help them rule the country and consolidate their power. Their purpose is not pure at all."
"Um...it seems so." Steel Egg Dragon's words were "impeccable" and Swing could hardly refute. "Where are those brave men who came here? You won't eat them, right?"
"How could it be?" Gangdan said, "I am the Lover Longshi. How can Renren eat Renren if he is so cute? I keep those unattractive people in the back mountain and usually grow vegetables and water them.
They are the ones who make the flower-cooked castle.”
Birdman thought for a moment and said, "I don't think you're doing this right."
"Why?"
"You are not a 'lover' at all. A true lover will treat everyone equally. Why do you let unattractive people serve the princess?" Birdman said.
"Because the princess is beautiful." Gangdan said.
"That's right. Because the princess is beautiful." Birdman asked, "In other words, you don't love pets at all, you are just self-satisfied and vain. What you like is cuteness, not 'renren'. The real 'lover dragon'
Scholars don't care about bloodline or appearance. Let me ask you
, if one day the princess becomes old, will you still love her? You won't, you only care about her appearance, her appearance, you don't really like people at all. You are just a hypocritical lover, you
Sooner or later, we will drive her away and make her a homeless person."
Gang Dan thought for a while and whispered: "Master, to be honest, I don't understand what you want to say. But I can guarantee that I will always love the princess, no matter poor or low, rich or noble, old, young, sick or healthy... In short, I will always love the princess."
Love her!" The little male dragon vowed with a very serious look.
"Uh... no! Anyway, you have to teach the princess, otherwise I will kill you." Swing is a big hooligan, and he will be "hard" if he can't talk to others.
The dragon was helpless, its life was in the hands of the birdman, so it dared not to obey, so it had no choice but to hand over the princess. But he didn't expect that the princess was unwilling to leave. "I won't go back, I won't go back. It's so good here, there are people to take care of me, and there are people to love me.
No, there is love from the dragon, and there are no nagging parents. It’s the best here, I won’t go back.”
"This adolescent child is really a headache." Birdman had no idea, "Let's do this. You send a brave man back to report to the king. Explain the situation here clearly to them, and then let your parents come here to discuss with you."
"Humph! It's unnecessary." The princess said, holding her mouth, "I'm not coming back anyway." She turned around and walked back to the castle built for her by the dragon.
Birdman, Swing and Steel Egg looked at each other, and Steel Egg said: "You two, you saw it. It's not me who didn't let her go back."
"Okay, I'm asking for trouble and being sentimental." Birdman felt that they should solve the princess's problem by themselves, and he didn't want to deal with it anymore. "I'm your father's friend. I'm here to tell you that the Dragon Clan has returned, and you
Go back and have a look when you have time.”
"I won't go back." Gangdan shook his head, "I don't like the dragon clan. They are very bad and always bully me. They always say that I like to play with 'human dolls', put on make-up, and wear beautiful clothes, and that I am not a 'male dragon'.
I’m not going back.”
"Haha. Don't worry." The birdman said, "With your current strength, they will only kneel in front of you when you go back and won't dare to talk." The crow's eyesight can tell that this dragon is a bit weak-tempered.
But he is super strong, just a little bit worse than Jeff, and his future achievements are limitless.
Swing said: "Go back. Those losers who only dare to run around when faced with disaster are not worthy of scolding you, a person who has overcome dangers to find a new home for the survival of the group. Whether you are a 'male dragon' depends on whether you dare to 'take on big responsibilities', and the makeup
Habits have nothing to do with it.”
"Okay then." Gangdan nodded, "I'll think about it and then decide whether to go back or not."
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Another world, another kingdom, another evil dragon. But this time it’s not about robbing the princess, it’s about robbing the gold.
"Aw~Human, you came to steal from me..." the evil dragon roared.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing? I'm not robbing you." The birdman hero said to the dragon, "I am the king and I have come to discuss something with you."
The giant dragon stared at the birdman for a while and felt that he had some strength. He was careful and did not dare to open his mouth to "spray him". "If you have anything to say, please tell me."
"That's right." Birdman asked, "May I ask Ms. Dragon, do you like gold?"
"Yes." said the dragon, "girls like shiny things."
"Then do you know dragon language magic?"
"certainly."
"Can your dragon language magic be copied by others?"
"How is it possible! My dragon language magic is unique."
"That's good, that's good." Birdman took out a pile of paper, "That's what I think. From now on, let the people in the kingdom send you gold on a regular basis. Correspondingly, you can use dragon language magic according to the amount of gold sent.
Make some 'banknotes' that cannot be copied. What do you think? The kingdom no longer uses gold and silver as currency, but banknotes."
The dragon felt a little speechless.
"Is that okay?"
"Okay." The dragon likes gold coins and is not interested in killing people. Since he can get gold coins for free and practice "calligraphy", why not do it.
In this way, the kingdom became the first country to use paper money.