"Uncle, I'm sorry, I was wrong. The little sincere apologizes to you. I'm not a human. Although I'm indeed not a human, a crow. I'm a bastard, please forgive me. Please!" The bird man with a bruised nose and swollen face knelt on the city lord.
The center of the main hall of the mansion was prostrated and kowtowed to mercy, "Please stop hitting me, please."
The city lord of Jinhua City - King Cao Cao Cao Cao Mengde of Wei covered his head, stared helplessly at the thief who dared to come to his mansion to steal things, and sighed: "Little Bird, you guy has not changed at all. Alas~ We have been missing for many years.
Bar?"
"Uncle Meng De, yes, goodbye to the old acquaintance. For the sake of the past, please let me live with mercy." said the bird man, "Brother Dian Wei and Brother Xu Chu are so cruel to beat people. Look at me.
There is no good place on his body. Everyone is acquaintance, how can he be so cruel!" As a thief, he complained instead.
"Little Bird," Cao Cao smiled, "Hehe, little bird, don't you know why they beat you? You guy, you obviously had already found Dian Wei's double halberd back then, and it would be better if you didn't return it to the orphans, but you actually did
Sell it secretly for money. Do you know how much it cost to redeem things after several twists and turns. You little bird, you still have the face to say that we are old acquaintances."
"I thought that Brother Dian Wei had become a ghost hero at that time. If you gave you the double halberd, you would be afraid that you would miss others when you saw things and feel sad and resentful, and you would not be able to get sick from headaches and death earlier, so..." Birdman's face was lying
It's not red or white, it's very smooth, "I'm for your own good. Really, believe me, how could I deliberately exchange Brother Dian Wei's double halberd for money? It's all for your own good. And since you
I have already redeemed the things, so forgive me.”
"Hmph!" Dian Wei, who was standing beside the hall, snorting coldly, scaring the crow trembled all over.
The Lord Mengde City did not want to hear the bird man's nonsense, so he asked, "Okay, you can say that the past was for the good of the orphan. What about today? Why did you sneak into the orphan's Tibetan Temple? Do you want to steal things and take them out?
Resell?”
"Unforgive! Unjust! Great wrongful!" The birdman shouted loudly, very noisy, "I heard that the new city lord of Jinhua City is the king, and I suddenly felt excited. Looking back on the years, I will be the king...
Uh..." Think about it carefully, all the things he did for Cao Cao were not successful back then, so it would be better not to mention them. "Anyway, I miss you very much, so I come to pay a visit immediately. But it's too late, I'm afraid you will disturb you
Rest, you have a headache, so I want to find a place to wait first, and when the sun rises tomorrow and the purple air is booming, then bow your head to see you. King, please pity your little respect and love, and you can't suppress yourself.
Although the behavior is appropriate, it is definitely not about stealing the book of life and death! And I didn’t bring my daughter to a group to steal! Please give me a clear guide.”
"It seems that Gu did not mention the life and death book? Are you not asking for advice? Also, what's wrong with your daughter?"
"Uh...this..." The idiot Birdman accidentally let go of his mouth and quickly changed his lie. "King, your holy eyes can see clearly. I think you can see that you are poor and difficult for the young years.
"The crow began to act pitiful, "Uncle, you probably don't know that the young man has a daughter who has always been disobedient. I raised her with great difficulty. Not only did she not respect me, she often asked me for money and supplies.
My unfilial daughter has always been frugal, so how can I get money? After learning that you were the lord of Jinhua City, I forced me to ask you for money. I know, you are the best.
Rende will definitely reward small gold, silver, vows, spirit stone treasures, etc. But small people feel guilty. On one hand, it is forced by their daughter, and on the other hand, it is guilt in their hearts. The small people cannot decide for a while, and hesitate for a long time.
It is difficult to make a choice. Later, I suddenly thought that there must be countless books and classics in the Dawang City, which must have recorded many techniques for nurturing and parenting to solve problems. So I sneaked into the hall and wanted to steal... Cough cough, I wanted to find books, take a look at this
What should I do? King, it was all my daughter who forced me, and I was helpless." It is Qiuniao Cave's family tradition of raising all the blame on the other party.
"This reason is quite novel. Unfortunately, I don't believe it." Cao Cao asked, "Bird, was your daughter born to that magpie?"
Speaking of "Magpie", the birdman's face turned green on the spot, and tears fell down, "King, I'm so miserable! It's miserable!" The crow was really sad this time, and he patted his thighs and cried continuously
"Qu'er, Que'er, I thought even if I live in two places, I would be able to be in love with each other and have constant friendship. I never thought... wuwu... wuwu... wuwu... tragic
Oh. What's the good guy? How could you fall in love with him? Didn't you say you would definitely not like him? Woooooo... I'm miserable!" The bird man lay on the ground and made a fuss, even Dian Wei and Xu Chu
Even if he scolded him angrily, he couldn't scare him. The crow climbed in front of Cao Cao in a few steps, hugged his thigh and cried: "Uncle, you have to make the decision for me
Oh. Back then, when you recited poems, Que'er and I listened to essays, how romantic and elegant. I never thought that today, you and me were the only ones left. Que'er is rebellious! Woooooo... Que'er, I said OK
The sea has passed away and the rocks are rotten! The promised to be united forever! Lies! They are all lying! They actually met that guy in front of me! So unscrupulous! Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
Uncle! I tried my best to help her block the thunder disaster, but I almost died. I also thought about helping her terminate the engagement in the future. But now... wuwu... I'm so miserable! Uncle, I no longer believe in love
!Whatever is unswerving, holding hands and growing old together, what is life and death, and talking to Zicheng is a lie! It is a lie!"
The Lord Mengde City was angry because the underworld forced the transfer of Guo Jia and Xun Yu from him. Now he encountered the crow and was making trouble again, and his headache was even more broken. "Don't make a fuss. In the impression of the lonely, the magpie seems to be
Haven't said anything to you? You are all self-indulgent, right? I guess the magpie will never marry you, so I asked who your daughter was born with. Hey hey hey! A man, like this
, what kind of style is it? Get up quickly.”
"Woooooooooooo... I'm miserable!" Bird Talent didn't listen, just kept crying, "Lovers are unfaithful, daughters are unfilial, friends are not kind, I'm miserable, I'm miserable. King, you see, I'm so miserable, I'm so miserable
Then let the small ones steal books go."
"Okay, okay, get up, get up. Gu really convinced you, the little bird. Get up, the 'friend' decided to show kindness, and I won't punish you this time." Cao Cao said.
"Really?" The crow immediately stopped crying and looked at Cao Cao, "Don't you hit me?"
"Really, when did you fool someone?"
"Uncle, I remember you often lie."
"What did you say?!" Cao Cao's eyebrows stood up, very scary.
"No, no, no, I said I myself." The bird man quickly stood up and bowed, "Thank you for your kindness and forgive me for being young. Of course, I also want to thank Brother Dian Wei and Brother Xu Chu."
Dian Wei and Xu Chu, beside the hall, glared at the crow and snorted coldly again.