Everything has returned to the past, with my mother-in-law running the Taotie Tavern and enjoying herself; next to it is Crow and Fox's Qiu Bird Cave Studio. The two of them are idle and have no business. It seems that nothing has changed. Well~ indeed nothing has changed, such as...
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"Jade Bird Man, bastard! Come out quickly! Jade Swing, bastard! Come out quickly. Two bastards selling fake medicine, come out! Give me justice! Two bastards! Come out! Come out, bastard! Qiu Bird Cave, big
Liar, selling fake medicine, bastard! Come out quickly..."
When I got up early in the morning, my mother-in-law smoked, drank, and watched the news, enjoying the unique time of the elderly. But today she was a little unhappy because it was very noisy outside, and many people gathered to denounce Qiu Bird Cave, shouting and shouting endlessly. "
Are you annoyed?" I'm not in a good temper.
The good mother -in -law was noisy and could not bear it, throwing her onlands outside. "Dingyin ..." Hearing the metal cylinder on the ground, everyone gathered in front of the autumn bird cave immediately whispered, all of them shrank their heads and dare not dare to dare not dare to dare
Keep on howling. In the Three Realms today, no one dares to provoke the Four Evils.
However, an ashtray can only hold up for a while, and soon everyone roars in unison again, denouncing those who sell fake medicines.
The mother-in-law was so angry that she covered her head and asked angrily: "I'm so annoyed. What did those two bastards do again?!"
Qiyun walked into the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea. He first took out a new ashtray from the cupboard and placed it in front of her mother-in-law. Then he put the tea down. He replied: "It seems that Mr. Yu and Miss Yu are selling fake medicine to treat infertility."
Infertile. It is said that the effect was good at first, and all the patients who took the medicine became pregnant successfully, but the pregnancy lasted for several months and several years.
, once the child was born, the child was tested and found to have no blood relationship with the father. This was bad. Many victims' partners had a huge crisis of trust, and many families fell apart. No, I heard that Mr. Yu and Miss Yu
Returning to the daughter country, the victims all brought their children to protest, and they must be held responsible."
"Fake medicine? To treat infertility?" The mother-in-law took a sip of tea and said, "Those two fools seemed to have said that the medicine should be stolen from the Zimu River." Taotie shook his head and sighed,
Continue to smoke, drink, and watch TV, and no longer pay too much attention to the crowd outside. The two bastards have done countless evil things, and it is normal for the victims to attack them in groups.
At this time, the kitchen door opened again, and a sleepy Yingtao walked out of it holding a cherry pillow, "Good morning, mother-in-law. Good morning, sister Qiyun. What happened outside? People are so noisy that they can't sleep." The little girl said
Wearing pajamas, with messy hair, it was obvious that he had just crawled out of bed.
"It's Mr. Yu's family." Qiyun told the whole story again while combing Yingtao's hair.
After drinking a cup of tea, Grandma Taotie was in a slightly better mood and asked, "Sijiang, that little girl does morning exercises every morning. Where are you today?"
"Sijiang is outside watching the fun," Qiyun said. "She was there early in the morning. She is the one who shouts the loudest."
"Stinky girl, does it have something to do with her?!" Taotie said angrily, "Little thing, why do you like to join in the fun so much? Call me back quickly!"
"I'll call, I'll call!" Cherry is also a lively person. How could she let go of this opportunity? She hurriedly fiddled with her hair a few times and ran out of the door.
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So, where is the culprit?
Of course it's in the "Autumn Bird Cave", but it's still too early at this time, and the two bastards are still sleeping. In the hall, Ada and Awang are watching TV and children's programs; Zhizhi is making breakfast in the kitchen.
Rich, nutritious and delicious. The noise outside does not affect the inside at all.
It was three o'clock in the morning and just after noon, the crow and the fox finally had enough sleep. The birdman woke up first, tried his best to open his eyes and yawned, "Ah~ what time is it?" No one answered him. "Oh, I am so tired.
"Struggling to get up, he kicked the quilt aside casually, walked to the window and opened it, "Crackling..." The egg vegetable leaves came towards the face, startling the crow, "What's going on?" A little surprised, but nothing special.
Feel
He has been used to being blocked at the door of his house more than once or twice, and he is used to it. "Girl, you haven't gotten up yet? What time is it? Get up quickly! Why are you so lazy!" He walked out of his house and turned around to the next door.
, grabbed the tail exposed outside the door and pulled it hard. "Bang!" Swing's head hit the door, tears streaming down her face. Every day when this girl sleeps, she will unconsciously reveal part of the true identity of the Nine Tails - the tail.
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The little fox didn't open his eyes directly, and waited for a long time before reacting. "Ah~ I'm so sleepy~" He also yawned, reluctantly got up, kicked away the quilt, opened the window, and was hit by eggs and vegetable leaves, and then he was no longer there.
Walking out of the bedroom happily, he sat down at the dining table and waited for Zhizhi to serve the dishes. There are two "breakfasts" in Qiuzhi Cave, Zhizhi, Ah Da, and Ah Wang.
They eat once around Chen time, and this is the second time for the little fox and the crow. "Hey? Dad, for so many years, I haven't told you a secret," the little fox said to the crow mysteriously before the meal was ready, "
Every morning when I wake up, I always have a lump on my head, as if I hit something. It hurts a lot. I don’t know what’s going on?”
"Ah~ Really?" Crow yawned again and replied, "Maybe you were sleepwalking and bumped into the door."
"Door?" The little fox turned back to look at the door of his bedroom. Sure enough, he saw a corner with collision marks, "Oh~ So that's it. I thought Zhizhi was jealous that I always abused it and came into my room at night.
Beat me with a stick in revenge."
"Not sure, maybe it's him. That kid has the smallest mind." The last dish was served, and Birdman grabbed his chopsticks and started eating. "Hey, I said Zhizhi, what's going on outside? Why are there so many people here?
Are they blocking us?" Look, this kind of bastard has done so many bad things that he doesn't even know why he was beaten and scolded.
"Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi (the mother-child river water)..." Zijin Qilin prompted, "Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi (the child is only related to one side of the blood)..."
"Oh~ So it's that one." The little fox swallowed a piece of meat into his stomach and said, "That business is good. It is one of the most successful businesses in our Qiu Bird Cave. We made a lot of money.
.Tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s a pity that Zimu River doesn’t have the function of pregnancy now, otherwise I would steal some and sell them.”
"You idiot, are you still selling? Didn't you see that people are coming to your door?" Birdman tore off a piece of cake and put it in his mouth, "How to deal with this situation? Should you run through the back door or the side door?
There seems to be no one at the back door." The fox and the crow didn't even think about losing money, let alone taking responsibility.
"Let's go sideways." Zhuqian said, "If I also participate in blocking the door, I will definitely publicize it with great fanfare at the front door as a feint to let the opponent relax their vigilance, and then send people to ambush behind, without showing their expression, waiting for the prey to come to the door automatically. Sideways
The door is good. It is connected to the old monster's tavern. Those cowards outside will never dare to go in. We just took the opportunity to escape." Two bastards who only know how to run away actually have the nerve to call others cowards.
"Yeah~ That makes sense. As expected of my daughter, she is so thoughtful. Then let's run through the side door."
After Fengjuan Canyun finished his "breakfast", the two bastards put down their chopsticks and turned around to leave. They came to the wall near the Taotie Tavern, and after searching for a long time, they finally found the secret door. The little fox loved to play, and had to pretend to recite a few spells.
Open it. The birdman felt that the swing was childish, so he pushed it hard, and "Bang!" The little fox hit the door with his head.
"Ouch! You!"
"What are you doing? Let's go quickly! We are running away! Why are you delaying like this!"
"You! Huh! Okay, I won't argue with you for now. Just wait and see!"
The two entered the Taotie Tavern through the secret door and escaped from the encirclement.
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"Hey, Dad? I just hit the door, and it hit the top. But why is the dent on my bedroom door on the bottom? Am I sleepwalking like a bug on the ground?"
"Um... Then who knows. I can't say for sure. Otherwise it's Zhizhi. You're right! It's the one that runs into your room at night and hits you on the head with a hammer!"
"Is it really it? Humph! Let's see how I clean it up when I come back!"