After a few days of wandering, my two masters came back.
Ada, Awang and I went to bed very early last night. In the middle of the night, we vaguely heard someone making noise on the street. We could tell that it was two owners. They must have drunk too much and couldn't find the door. But I
I didn't get up immediately to guide them back, but let them knock on the door randomly on the street, and then... I was beaten up by the neighbors. Hehe, it makes me very happy to think about it. The two owners always bully me, and I don't dare to fight back, so I can only
Use this method to resolve your hatred.
Sigh~ Think about it carefully, on weekdays, I spend money on water, electricity, gas, rent, vegetables, meat, food and oil. They are not my masters, they are obviously my pets!
Hum, I am a unicorn with four pets. Hehe.
After half an hour of tossing, the two "owner pets" finally knocked on the door they shouldn't have knocked on. Tsk tsk tsk... Grandma Taotie's roar was so loud. Although I didn't see the scene at that time, it must be very exciting to imagine.
.But this also means that the two pet owners are about to go home.
Sure enough, soon, two loud "bang bang" sounds came from the door, as if two pieces of meat were slapped on the door. After comforting Ada and Awang and continuing to sleep, I got up and opened the door for the crow and fox. I walked over.
I pushed the entrance slightly and looked outside. Well, it was really miserable. They were almost humanoid... Oh, no, they were not human in the first place.
Cast a spell and pull the crow and fox in from the door. Oops, they are covered in blood. I just wiped the floor before going to bed and it was stained. It's really annoying.
"Hey? Zhizhi? Is it you? Is it you? Oops, my head hurts so much, my body hurts, everything hurts. You hit me again, right? You are a bad Zizhi, you hit me! You hit me again
Me! I’ll bite you to death!”
I don’t know what nonsense the dizzy fox was talking about, or when I hit her. She probably drank too much. But Swing has never been a reasonable woman, and she bites her when she opens her mouth.
"ah!"
Hehe. Fortunately, I was smart and put the crow's arm near her mouth. The crow howled, so interesting.
Throw the two pets into the bathroom and wash them for a long time to get rid of the blood. Then use a hair dryer to dry the fox's fur. The swing is very troublesome. The fur is thick and thick, and it has nine tails. When blowing,
It keeps moving around and wastes me a long time. It's easier to deal with the crow, just throw it on the kitchen stove and roast it. He's not afraid of fire anyway.
"Zhizhi, do you know? I am a rich woman now! I have 500 million spiritual stones! They are stored in Ksitigarbha Bank! Hahaha, I am a rich woman, a rich woman!"
The fox was talking nonsense again, how could she have so much money, unless she sold the crows. That's not right, even if she sold the crows, she wouldn't be able to get that much money, and she might have to repay the money. Besides, Ksitigarbha Bank? I haven't heard of it.
Did you get by? Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva only accepts donations. When has he opened a bank? Even if you have money in the so-called "Ksitigarbha Bank", it is probably in vain. Of course, she must be talking drunkenly, how can she have money?
Dragging the tail of the swing back to her room. "Bang!" Accidentally, the fox's head hit the corner of the door. Oh, it happened again today. He had obviously reminded himself many times before not to let her go every time.
Why can't I remember the one that hit the corner of the door? But it doesn't matter, she doesn't know anyway. Hehe, it's really interesting to see her subconsciously covering her head and crying while still sleeping soundly.
After settling down the fox, I walked to the kitchen to see the crow. Well, it was just as I imagined, nothing happened at all, and I slept very peacefully on the fire. In fact, sometimes I also wonder, how can I roast the golden crow, or
How about stewing it into a pot of soup? It probably takes a long time to simmer it. It must be very fragrant, right? Huh? No, look at it from another angle, isn't Birdman stewing soup every time he takes a bath? Boiling is just bath water? Vomit~ I'm going to vomit.
In the morning, I endured the sleepiness and took Ada and Awang out for a walk. We go for walks every day and try to maintain a regular schedule. Although I am really sleepy today, I have to persist. Once you indulge, there will be a second time.
I can't be too relaxed about myself, my requirements must be high, and I definitely can't become a useless person like the pet of two owners.
The daughter country is relatively quiet in the early morning, with only a few scattered people exercising on the street and in the park. Miss Qiyun always gets up very early, and often sits quietly on a bench alone in a daze. The breeze blows, and her silk swaying,
Quiet, beautiful, gentle and intellectual, oh, what a stunning picture, no wonder everyone likes her. Since Crow heard
I said that Miss Qiyun was in the park every day, clamoring to get up early to accompany her. Unfortunately, he got up at midnight every day, so there was no way he could see anyone. Alas~ I remember hearing my mother say before, among the ten sons of the Golden Crow, the first one is
Nine of them are particularly talented, handsome, studious and self-disciplined... I never thought my mother would lie to me.
Sijiang ran like crazy as usual, very fast, like a gust of wind. I have to admit that in terms of energy alone, the Taotie tribe may be a little bit taller than the purple gold unicorns who focus on the elegance and romance of magic, and comparable to the simple-minded golden unicorns with well-developed limbs.
It would be particularly suitable if it was used to pull carts or grind wheels. This girl grew up very quickly under her mother-in-law's training...well, scolding her, and her future prospects are limitless. However,
I am not particularly optimistic about her future life, because her brother is such a bastard, and sooner or later the brother and sister will have disputes. Recently, there have been many rumors on the road that Siyou, who is young and has low cultivation level, will officially succeed the Taotie clan leader.
, and is also preparing to carry out the ritual of devouring all spirits according to ancient methods. I think this is a big matter, and my mother-in-law will not sit idly by and Sijiang will not let the Taotie tribe continue to do evil.
After running around for a few times, they headed home. Ada and Awang were already hungry and had to go back to cook. On the way, they met the cherry girl who had just gotten up. The cherry girl did not go to the park, but stood by a banyan tree and talked to herself.
That banyan tree is Miss Wang Rong, because she once wanted to escape,
She went to find her master, but the soul was sealed by the birdman and was fixed here. Crow said that there were people from Yunxia Pavilion outside the Daughter's Kingdom, and Miss Wang Rong would definitely be captured if she went out. Since the birdman said that, I don't think so.
Wrong. Although he is usually very informal, his words are still very accurate.
Before I got home, I heard the sound of quarrels coming from inside. It was amazing! It was like science fiction! The two hosts actually got up early! Opened the door and went in, put the vegetables bought at the morning market into the kitchen, walked into the hall, and saw two idiots...
...Oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have called them idiots, although they were indeed idiots. The two of them slapped the table and glared, as if
It was almost like a debate. After listening carefully for a while, I realized that it turned out that they were talking in their sleep when they were sleeping. I don't know how, but they actually talked to each other sentence by sentence. The two of them often quarreled when they were awake, let alone when they were asleep.
.Then the quarrel in the dream turned into a fight. In the end, I felt that I couldn’t understand the quarrel, so I forced myself to wake up and continue to quarrel.
Well, let me just say, there is absolutely no way to get them to get up early for serious business.
The topic of the quarrel between the two today was "Who is more mentally retarded?" To be honest, I was shocked when I heard this topic! I didn't expect that they could have such a "profound" topic! This is much better than usual.
kind"
"What came first, the chicken, the egg?", "Which side of the egg should be eaten first?", "Will drinking cold water clog your teeth?" and "How far should you chew the skin when eating watermelon?" are more meaningful. Oh my, I can actually study such a topic,
I used to underestimate them.
In order to prove that the other party was more mentally retarded, the crow and the fox listed and compared all the mentally retarded things they had done in the past. They wrote hundreds of articles, which were "too numerous to write down". Watching them argue with red faces, I also blushed with embarrassment.
After all these years, they have done so many mentally retarded things "silently". As their pet and owner, I feel ashamed. How can people be so mentally retarded and shameless?
Of course the result was "evenly divided", no one could blame the other, and then they started fighting. The two of them rolled up their arms and sleeves and got into a ball, rolling around on the ground in a state of disarray.
I have to admit, I used to follow along, but now I have changed and I don’t mess around anymore.