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The fight between the two idiot masters didn't last long. The crow didn't seem to be in good physical condition today, so he was beaten hard by the fox. His tail was wrapped around him and he was slapped to the ground, with blood and flesh flying everywhere. It was very fun to watch.
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"Surrender! I surrender!"
Birdman gave up and was willing to admit that he was more "retarded". Swing was a pushy woman. Not only did she want Crow to admit that she was more retarded, but she also asked him to hand over 100 million spiritual stones as protection money. "If you don't give it, I will stew it."
You!" said the fox.
"Ugh~" I wanted to vomit.
The two of them had a few bites of food, and then hurriedly took me to the nearest comprehensive bank in the daughter country to check the accounts. They actually didn't want to take me with them because they were afraid that I would covet their property. Alas, they really overestimated their capabilities.
, I am so rich, I will covet what they have.
Broken money? Haha, are you kidding? They also said that there are one billion spiritual stones, and one person has 500 million. How is that possible? It is definitely a dream. The reason why they brought me is because they failed to defraud the bank last time and were caught. They were blacklisted and could not enter.
If you go, you can only let me with a relatively good reputation come forward.
"Are you Mr. Zhizhi? Come on, please come over here and let's go to the VIP room to talk." Seeing the bank staff respectfully inviting me to the VIP room, the fox and crow standing outside were stunned.
Huh! Didn’t you expect that? Didn’t you think that I was a VIP? Huh! We are serious people, high-class people, and we have escaped from the level of gangsters and blind people. Are you envious? Are you jealous? Are you hateful? Are you stupid? Hahahaha...
…Ah! It feels so good to be proud and proud, and it feels so refreshing to think about it now.
Just as I guessed, I checked all the bank accounts under the name of the birdman and the owner of the swing, and there was no record of any income at all. On the contrary, there were a lot of bad debts. And I shamelessly asked if there were "Ziqiang Bank" and "Ksitigarbha Bank"
, the staff firmly denied it.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! The promised billion is there! It can't be possible! Ziqiang Bank and Ksitigarbha Bank must have taken the money and ran away!" And just as I thought, the two fools learned that there was no one billion in deposits.
Then they lay down and rolled around in the street, saying that the Bamboo Bear and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva stole their money.
I have met Bamboo Bear several times. Like his master, he is not a serious monster. On the surface, he is honest and honest, but secretly he is dirty and dirty. He often misappropriates public funds, takes bribes, misappropriates property, and deceives ignorant girls. Maybe it is true.
It's possible to make money out of ignorance. However, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is not a bad person. He is famous for his kindness in the three realms. How could he want money from crows and foxes? They simply made up a billion in savings based on their own imagination.
The two owners lying in front of the bank and acting bad attracted a lot of attention, including the two managers of Junhuan Lingyun Pavilion - Poisonous Milk Bee and Lock Duck. These two people pushed aside the crowd, approached Bird Man and the swing, and asked what happened
What? The poisonous milk bee said: "Oh
?We know about this. Mr. Qixun heard it from Bamboo Bear and said that you guys, who have always been stingy, are so generous this time. You actually donated one billion spiritual stones to the Self-Strengthening Association and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. You are so generous. The money has already been paid.
We sent it and all of it has been used for disaster relief."
Oops, I underestimated them again. The crow and the fox were really stupid enough to lose a billion spiritual stones. How stupid. My wisdom really cannot imagine how stupid two idiots can be. Oh, I admire them.
After the Venomous Milk Bee and Locked Duck explained the flow of money in detail, the expressions of the two owners were particularly wonderful, changing from red to green, then from green to white, then slowly turning purple, then blue, and finally as black and gray as a dead person. "
Poof!" The two of them spit out a large mouthful of blood at the same time and fell unconscious. Unfortunately, they did not bring a video recorder, otherwise they would have to keep this "wonderful moment" forever and savor it later.
No choice, I couldn't let the two masters continue to be embarrassed, so I had to drag them home. This kind of thing doesn't happen once or twice, I'm used to it.
"Hey? You're not at home? What's wrong with the crow?" Before entering, I met Young Master Ao Jie outside. Young Master Ao Jie is the son of His Majesty Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea. He has a very high status, wealth and power. He and
Birds are friends, the kind of people who drink and eat meat. That is, when crows want to drink and eat meat, they will think of Ao Jie, ask for money from him, or extort money from him. Normally they will not pay attention to him.
Obviously, the crow and the fox, whose "dreams of being rich" were shattered today, urgently need to drink to drown their sorrows. They were so angry that they suddenly woke up from a coma. Each of them hugged Master Ao Jie's thigh and cried bitterly, begging him to give some money to him. Master Ao Jie
have
I was a little confused and didn't understand what was going on, but I still gave some money. As expected of the rich second generation of Donghai, they are really rich. When Birdman and Swing saw the money, they immediately regained their energy and were full of energy. They held their money bags and laughed loudly.
Laughing like a fool.
Of course, Master Ao Jie came here not to "do good deeds", but to ask the birdman master about the Asura world. Unfortunately, he was also a bit stupid and even gave the money in advance. Of course, the crow would not tell him. As a last resort, Master Ao Jie
He could only take out two more bags and ask questions while shaking them around. I think he has long been accustomed to two greedy owners and divided the money into bags in advance.
"So that's it." Master Ao Jie suddenly realized after listening to Crow's narration, "It turns out that Ziwu had informed you that Hongtian was going to kidnap the Zodiac clan. You guy, why didn't you tell me? It made me worry that the true king would be kidnapped by the Zodiac clan.
If you are besieged, you may be forced out of seclusion."
After extorting a lot of money, the two hosts realized that they had some conscience and decided to treat Young Master Ao Jie to dinner. I don’t know what Young Master Ao Jie was thinking, but he actually agreed. To be honest, when I first came to Qiu Bird Cave,
I have eaten the food cooked by the birdman master several times. How can I describe the taste? I can only sigh that the nine-tailed sky fox is indeed a different species in the world. It is incredible that it can grow up healthily after eating that kind of food.
"Ah? Are you going to treat me to this?!" As expected of my master, you are so awesome! The two of them were busy in the kitchen for a long time, and finally mysteriously brought an iron pot. Master Ao Jie must have been thinking about the stew in it.
What kind of meat? It turned out that it was boiled in plain water! It was also commonly known as "plain boiled water". Young Master Ao Jie almost died of anger on the spot.
"Don't be anxious, what are you busy with? This is a hot pot." The owner of the birdman lightly snapped his fingers, and a black flame appeared under the iron pot, "Today we are not cooking beef, mutton, or pork. We are cooking something special.
of."
"For example...?" The owner of the swing looked very expectant.
"For example, this thing!" The crow looked proud and clapped three times in a row. Several dragons appeared out of thin air and fell into the pot. "Let's boil dragon meat today! Hahahaha... Ao Jie, you have eaten countless delicacies from the mountains and seas, but not dragon meat, right?"
?Hahaha... You are lucky today, these are from the Chenlong Clan, what do you think, let’s eat them together!"
I'm anxious! I'm anxious! Young Master Ao Jie, a person with such a graceful attitude, became anxious on the spot! He overturned the iron pot and beat the birdman master in various ways. The Chenlong clan is also from the orthodox dragon clan, and they are cousins of the Four Seas Dragon Clan. Guo
These are all Ao Jie's descendants and grand-nephews, so of course they are impatient. I don't know what the owner thinks. Maybe they are too familiar with each other and forget that Master Ao Jie is also a dragon.
The one-sided abuse lasted for a long time, and the scene was bloody. This was the first time I saw the elegant and kind young master Ao Jie so angry. Like a madman. An honest person is more terrible when he is angry than a gangster. You can't mess with it. I have to remember this, it is also part of life.
experience.
In the end, of course the dragon meat hot pot failed, and the birdman owner was almost torn into pieces. Young Master Ao Jie angrily carried several half-dead dragons and flew away. When he left, he threw away many things, which should be for medical expenses. The swing
The owner collected the "medical expenses" and then
Then I threw the crow into the pot and simmered it for a while. I found that it was not cooked enough, so I had to run to the next door pub to eat some rice. I wanted to fish out the bird owner, but I was a little curious about whether the golden crow could be stewed, so
Just let him soak in the pot and get some purple fire to boil the water.
It has been two hours since the water was boiled, so this is the end of my diary. I am going to see how the Jinwu soup is doing.