Leaving the daughter country, heading west, Lan Caihe climbed over the mountains and ridges, traveling aimlessly. Riding Zhizhi on the swing, he followed the "big man", hoping in his heart that he would have some "misfortune", but unfortunately it never happened, little fox
A bit disappointed.
"I'm talking about Lan Caihe, has your cultivation level always been so low?" With nothing to do, Zhuo Qian asked some questions about cultivation, hoping to understand the future high official of heaven. "How did you enter?
Are you on the path to immortality? Do you have a master?"
"Miss Huiyu, I was born in the market. I was an orphan since childhood. I grew up drinking water from hundreds of families and eating the food of hundreds of families. I have no ambitions in my heart, and I have no talents. Because I was addicted to alcohol when I was young, I have been in a state of confusion all those years.
Silly, I have never thought about cultivating immortals and discussing Taoism. The reason why we are here today is all due to chance and coincidence." Lan Caihe said, "There are many gangsters in the market who have no sense of propriety in their play and entertain children with drinks, so I
That’s why I fell in love with drinking. It wasn’t serious at the beginning. I could stop drinking for a long time just by asking for a small drink in a wine shop or restaurant. But as I grew older, my drinking capacity and addiction became more and more, and it was enough to just rely on charity from others.
I can't satisfy my thirst for words, so I have to try to make my own wine. I'm not afraid of girls' jokes, no matter how low my cultivation level is, but when it comes to the method of making wine, I think it's no better than the immortal craftsman who brews fine wine and jade liquid in the sky.
Far."
"Tch, brag." The little fox said secretly in his heart, "Sure enough, people who love drinking love to talk big."
"It is said that that year, I suddenly had an idea and suddenly thought of a good idea. I collected many rare and precious spiritual objects and gathered them together to brew a unique jar of wine." Lan Caihe continued, "That brewing will be in the next life.
The most smooth one, with the right time, place and right people, everything was perfect. After a few years, I finally got a glass of fine wine."
"Only one cup?"
"Yes, a glass. It's a little different from what I imagined before, much less, but it is definitely the best wine that is unparalleled in the world." Lan Caihe was very excited when he thought about it at this time, "That wine is extraordinary, it shows the color of the indigo sky, and is full of wine."
In the cup, the sun shines and is crystal clear, just like the entire sea, full of vitality and vitality; if you shake it gently, you can faintly hear the sounds of seabirds chirping and waves crashing on the shore, which is incredibly magical.
. Its smell is mellow and rich, but not coquettish and vulgar, intoxicating but not intoxicating. It flies in all directions and thousands of households. Anyone who smells it feels relaxed and happy, and all the sadness and illness are eliminated at that moment.
Disappeared, and heartfelt happiness flowed through all the limbs and bones..." He closed his eyes and carefully felt the taste of the glass of blue wine, slowly immersed in the memories and unable to extricate himself. It was indeed a strange wine, able to intoxicate people through time.
Swing looked at Lan Caihe and whispered to Zhizhi: "Did you see it? This is the result of private brewing? I see, there is no such thing as fantasy wine. He must have gone crazy drinking fake wine and made up his own mind.
.”
"It's not my imagination, it's real wine." Lan Caihe was very sensitive to the words about wine, especially that glass of wine. He actually heard the little fox's words, "Miss Jade asked me how I embarked on the path to immortality. In fact, it was through that glass of wine.
Wine. After drinking it, I slept for several years, and when I woke up, I was able to use low-level spells."
"Oh? You can become an immortal after just sleeping? Is there such a good thing?" Swing said, "Your awakening method is quite interesting."
"Awakening? What awakening?"
"Nothing, nothing." The little fox did not dare to reveal the secret, and said a few words to cover it up. Although she understood Lan Caihe's cultivation experience, she still had many things that she did not understand. Logically speaking, the return of the Eight Immortals is a major event in the Three Realms.
Everyone is closely monitored by various forces. After awakening, someone came to pick him up immediately. How could he just liberate the soul like him? Moreover, compared to He Qiong, this Lan Cai and his cultivation after awakening did not have any rapid progress.
Improvement. It has been decades since he drank that glass of wine. He claims that he has not even experienced the Immortal Tribulation, which is really abnormal. In addition, through careful observation, it is found that his daily drunkenness seems to be not only caused by the wine, but also other reasons.
The problem is, even if I don’t drink, I am still a little confused, and I don’t know why. In this situation, at best, I am carefree, not caring about common things and etiquette, and acting differently from ordinary people; at worst, I am stupid and do things in a disorganized way.
As if mentally retarded.
Despite all the doubts, Swing did not say much and continued to ride Zhizhi and follow Lan Caihe everywhere. It was said that Lan Caihe was a little wary of the little fox at first, so he did not dare to drink for fear of being attacked by goblins. But
As they interacted with each other day by day, he seemed to decide that Swing was not a bad person, and he became addicted to alcohol, so he stopped making taboos and took a few sips of wine from time to time. Before he was not drunk, he could not walk very fast, but if he took a few sips, hey
Yoyo, he can turn into an escape light and fly at a rapid speed that is far beyond that of ordinary earth immortals! The more he drinks, the faster the escape technique will be, and the stronger his momentum will be. He flies around and runs around unconsciously. No wonder he travels "aimlessly",
Emotions simply cannot choose a target.
Swing stared helplessly at Lan Caihe, who was escaping in front of him, and said: "I finally figured it out. This guy is an ethanol engine, and his mana increases sharply after drinking. He doesn't know that his cultivation level is actually very high after drinking, right? I just seemed like
I was mistaken and thought he was a mortal body. Judging from the immortal power in his body, he was basically a monk who had passed through the immortal tribulation, right? He was already an immortal, right? Could it be that he passed through the sky in a drunken state?
Tribulation? I don’t even know that I have been struck by lightning? If that’s true, it’s really weird.”
"Zhizhizhizhi (drunk driving to escape light, fined from ten to twenty spiritual stones, deducted 120 years of cultivation, and detained in Xianlu Palace for not more than fifteen years, and prohibited from using light escape for fifty years)
." Zijin Qilin despises this illegal behavior.
"You kid, you remember the rules of heaven very well~" the little fox said with a smile, "but it's useless. He will be a high official in the future, how can such low-level rules of heaven control him."
"Zhi Zhi Zhi (corrupt public god)." Zhi Zhi said.
"Hahaha..." Swing laughed, "Stop talking nonsense and follow him to see where this drunkard can fly?!"
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In the heavenly realm, there is the Wonderful Yan Palace in the East.
"I've met Emperor Qinghua of the East Pole." The Heavenly King Li Jing came to visit today for some unknown reason.
"Li Jing, there are no outsiders here, no need to be polite, just call me Master Taiyi." Emperor Qinghua said as he closed his eyes to rest.
"Yes, real person." Li Jing nodded. "Master Taiyi, the little god came here today to ask..."
Taiyi Zhenren shook Fu Chen lightly and interrupted Li Jing's question, "If you want to know where Nezha's child is, then don't continue talking."
"But……"
"There is no but." The emperor said with a slightly stern tone, "Some things will be revealed soon. You don't need to ask in advance." Although his words seemed to mean nothing, he almost told Li Jing clearly what Nezha was doing.
What.
"As expected." Li Tianwang was able to understand what the real person meant, and he was both expecting and worried. However, he did not dare to ask further. "There is one more thing. The little god wants to know how the 'that child' is doing?"
"It is impossible to save him." Taiyi Zhenren said, "Sun Wukong's merits and golden body are so powerful that even Daluo Jinxian like us would not dare to withstand a blow, let alone an ignorant child. No matter how hard I try, I can't be reunited.
Its soul."
"This..." King Li Tian felt quite sad, "Nezha died before, and the immortal saved him with precious plants and trees. Today..."
"Impossible." Master Taiyi said, "There is only one Earth Lotus in the world."
"Is there absolutely nothing we can do?"
"No." Taiyi Zhenren slowly opened his eyes, looked at Li Jing, and said, "Go back. There is no way to save her. Go back and educate Zhenying well. Don't let her learn from 'this kid' who doesn't know how high the sky is.
Ignoring the order of the Immortal to be banned, he sneaked out of the heaven, disrupted the demon gathering, and provoked the Imperial Palace. How bold!" It turned out that "that child" he and Li Jing were talking about was the one who braved the world's disapproval and forced his way into the demon gathering.
, the young man who kicked away his armor, tore his cloak to pieces, threatened to defeat Sun Wukong, and won the demon summoning banner.
King Li Tianwang sighed and said: "Yes, the little god knows. The little god excuses himself."
After Li Jing left, only Taiyi Zhenren himself was left in the palace. The Emperor's floating dust moved again, revealing a scene in which a comatose beggar was lying on the ground experiencing rain and wind, which was the scene of Lan Caihe's awakening.
"Before the Great Dao was in chaos, the original master calculated that you would have difficulties in achieving the title of Eight Immortals. If you were not careful, you might fall. Therefore, master, I divided your soul. In this way, you can avoid death by sacrificing half of your life.
, and it can get rid of your arrogant and domineering personality, and cut off the blood relationship with the Li family. Today it seems to be very wise." He waved the floating dust for the third time, and a golden light flew out quickly with a "swish", "Go, return to the original body.
.From now on, there will be no fourth son of Li Jing in the world, only Lan Caihe, one of the Eight Immortals."