"What~ It turns out to be the future high official of Heaven. I thought... Hehehe... Really, if I didn't tell you earlier, I would have caused people to lose control of their emotions. Good or bad." The birdman with a bruised nose and swollen face touched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"I know the little baby on the swing doesn't want to leave daddy."
Everyone, including the people of the Jisai Kingdom who had just woken up, looked at the crow with obvious contempt, wondering how could there be such a mentally retarded father in this world! Fortunately, he is still an immortal, why is he so stupid?
The little fox held a black gun stained with crow's blood and said through gritted teeth: "You bastard! Can't you embarrass me less! Even if you don't want to lose face, I still want the big swing!"
"Oh, it's disgusting. Daddy is so concerned that he is in trouble~" Birdman twisted his body and said coquettishly, "It's so hard for me to raise a fair and fat girl, how can I be willing to marry her~" An adult man imitated the little girl and acted coquettishly,
No matter how disgusting it looks, everyone is about to vomit. But Wu
Crow is thick-skinned and has done too many embarrassing things, so he doesn't care at all. "Hello, Mr. Lan Caihe, I'm the Jade Bird Man. I've admired his name for a long time, and when I saw him today, he is indeed a talented person. Hello, hello." He left.
When he came to Lan Caihe, he held his hand tightly and shook it with great enthusiasm.
"Um..." Lan Caihe was a little unsure of how to deal with the immortal in front of him, who didn't seem to have very good intelligence. "Hello, Mr. Yu, hello."
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"I've met Mr. Yu, we are..."
"Could it! Could it be! Could it be..." Staring at the three human beings who didn't look too young, Crow's illness came back again, "No! Stop talking! I don't agree! How can the swing be like this! It's looking for people like you?
Old man! And there are still three of them! No! I... Ouch!"
The swing shot the birdman: "Crow, you're not done yet, are you?"
"I'm disgusting, you're just joking~" Birdman walked to the little fox in a flattering manner, "Are you so humorless?"
Also coming with them were Xiong E and other ghosts and the three princes of Yuhua County. The three guys who caused "the crime of strange flowers everywhere in Yuhua County" were not only greedy in nature, but also influenced by the illusion of Hua Yue.
He woke them up with just a slap. Then, um...then the little fox insisted on hitting the symptoms instead of the root cause, and slapped them with his tail seven or eight hundred times in a row. If not
Zhizhi stopped them and had to beat them to death. After Lan Caihe informed the princes about the dangers of flowers, karma, merit and other basic knowledge of cultivation, the three of them regretted it very much, decided to change their minds, change their past mistakes, and voluntarily gave up their titles and official positions.
, let more capable people govern Yuhua County, and expressed their willingness to leave the mortal world and enter the mountains to practice. So Swing brought them here.
"Hello, Master (Uncle Sha)." The three middle-aged princes saluted respectfully to Sha Monk. "We are ignorant and have made big mistakes. Please educate us in the future."
Sha Wujing nodded: "Recognizing your mistakes can greatly improve things. From today on, you can stay by my side."
The little fox pouted, squinting at the Sha Monk, apprentice, apprentice and nephew who said "Hello, hello, hello, everyone", and whispered in his mouth: "What good is it if you can correct your mistakes? Those who died of hunger, thirst, or fainting"
What do the people think? Bah!"
"I am Amitabha Buddha," Sha Wujing said to the swing, "donor, don't worry, I have contacted Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and he will treat everyone in Yuhua County well. Our sect will also do our best to help them reincarnate quickly."
"Humph!" Swing said, "No matter how quickly you reincarnate, it will only happen in the next life. This life will eventually be over. Moreover, what is 'quick reincarnation'? I am a ghost, don't I understand the twists and turns? Isn't it just jumping in line~
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!Some people reincarnate quickly, and others have to delay it. Your Buddhist sect likes to use other mistakes to make up for the mistakes you have already made? On the surface, you are kind and kind, but behind the scenes, you are dirty. You do evil while doing good. Bah!"
"Uh..." Sha Monk was speechless.
"Oops! Stop talking, how could you be so rude to Mr. Arhat!" The birdman was afraid that the little fox would anger Sha Seng, a senior cadre of the Buddhist sect, so he hurriedly tried to smooth things over, "What happened has happened, and it's good that the Buddha sect is willing to compensate. They are like this
Thank God that the ill-intentioned bald man didn't do evil things like before. Just stop complaining. If you make this guy angry, he might send those people to the eighteenth level of hell.
, killing souls and silencing mouths. Haven’t you heard what the Buddhist believers in the world like to say most? They like to curse people to go to the eighteenth level of hell. Although we have no evidence, since the believers like to say it the most, it must be the Buddhist sect.
Doing less work gives them confidence. Just leave it like that, don't annoy him. Besides, it's not like we have never done anything to help others 'jump in line'. It's just the difference between fifty steps and a million steps. Don't despise the other.
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"Uh..." Sha Wujing was even more speechless. This was not "settling things over", it was just direct scolding.
Putting aside the matter of Sha Monk and the three princes for the time being, Birdman took light and heavy water beads from Xiong'e and began to perform the soul-gathering technique. With the pagoda as the center, light water beads attracted the soul, heavy water beads calmed the soul, and added relics
The son nourishes the soul, and the three beads cooperate, and soon all the ghosts from hundreds of miles around are gathered together. The large number is both spectacular and pitiful.
All ghosts are classified according to the animal path, human path, and demon and ghost path, and are introduced into the underworld by Xiong E and others. Here, the ghosts in the demon and ghost path are restricted by the bird people to prevent them who are proficient in magic from breaking free. The underworld generally does not
It will take care of the souls of demons and ghosts after their death. They will either become ghosts and immortals and continue to live in the world, or they will be killed by them.
The monks captured and refined the soul, or slowly dispersed the soul, turned it into the most basic energy, and was absorbed by the six paths of reincarnation. Anyway, there are very few opportunities for reincarnation. The crow pitied the ignorant and fearless monsters, fearing that their souls would be scattered, and they hated these
This guy persecuted all living beings and deserved his death, so he had to be taken to the underworld for trial, which is both punishment and kindness.
By the way, Xiong E and others have a heavy workload recently.
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"Yeah, perfect~" Swing and Birdman high-fived in celebration.
In the future, there will be no problems in the Jisai Kingdom under the supervision of Sha Wujing. Crow and Fox decided to go home and rest for a while. Lan Caihe is going to stay here to practice, and will leave after the soul fusion is completely resolved. People of the Jisai Kingdom
I am very grateful to Long Po and hope that she will continue to protect this place, but Long Po politely declined and went to Qiu Bird Mountain to practice with Princess Wan Sheng. The mother and daughter had not seen each other for a long time and had a lot to say.
Riding the squeaky swing and the birdman, they flew slowly and leisurely to the land of girls. On the way, the crow saw that the little fox was a little unhappy and asked: "Don't worry about it anymore, this ending is enough."
"Why!" Swing said angrily, "How can it be considered okay! The three bastard princes were not punished, but were taught by famous teachers; the four evil men killed each other, patted their butts and left without any loss; the culprit Shancai Long
The woman never appeared from the beginning to the end, which made her more stable. And that Lan Caihe, half of his soul
After doing countless evil things, they really ended up dead. After the fusion, they become the innocent Eight Immortals. Why! Why! Why do these evil people get good rewards, but mortals who have done nothing wrong suffer innocent lives?
Misfortune! Those who say good deeds will be rewarded with good deeds and evil deeds will be rewarded with bad deeds? Why not get retribution!"
"Alas~" The crow patted the little fox, "Do you still remember the lucky king in Yihao's world? He said that 'retribution' is a placebo given by evil people to good people. There is no retribution in the world, it is just the lament of the helpless people.
It’s just self-deception. The reason why evil people are not punished is just because they are strong.”
"Does it mean you can do whatever you want if you are strong?"