The little fox said: "Zuo, that's about it. Don't keep pouring water. When will this back and forth end?"
A Zuo: "But I really haven't thought about what to write next."
Birdman: "Bite the bullet. Anyway, your writing won't be much better, so just do whatever you want."
A Zuo: "Then...okay."
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Time passed quickly, and ten days passed quickly. In the early morning, the guards of Junhuan Lingyung Pavilion and the Qilin Clan gathered around the square early, waiting to set off. This time, almost 80% of the masters of Lingyung Pavilion were mobilized to participate, and so were the Qilin Clan.
Sixty percent of the strongest men were sent out just to ensure nothing went wrong.
Everyone got up early, but it didn't mean they could set off quickly. It wasn't until almost noon that Nao arrived slowly and leisurely carrying a crow. Luo Shen, who was following him, supported Bingyi, who was drunk into a pulp, with one hand and the other hand.
The situation is almost the same, but the swing has been transformed into a fox state. The last one is the beautifully dressed semi-humanoid purple gold unicorn Zhizhi.
Everyone in the Qilin tribe was furious when they saw the belated arrival of the "weird combination". It was really an insult to the dignity of their ancestors that their own clan of beast kings had to wait for a few unofficial people. A certain Qilin Armor secretly
He said: "Look at those people, a young man with red lips and white teeth, a drunkard, a womanizer, and a unicorn that can't even transform into a complete shape.
There are two wild animals. What are they waiting for! Is Qixun playing tricks on us?!" Qilin Yi said: "Haha, you can understand this scene at a glance. That boy should be Qixun's nephew or nephew, a drunkard
The couple were probably his cousins or brothers-in-law. They must have been Qixun's relatives in the countryside who begged him to find jobs for their children and brothers, bragging about the young man.
The drunkard is capable and powerful. Qixun is a businessman who has never seen the world and knows nothing. He believed his relatives and asked them to come over to recruit bodyguards. Look at the crows and foxes that the boy and the woman were carrying.
Is it? It must be game caught in the countryside." A nodded and said, "Yes, it's still bleeding." It was probably time for the Qilins to retreat.
Tai Chang, it was my first time to come to the ancient world, and I didn’t quite understand some of the common sense and history after the War of All Beasts. Even if I didn’t recognize the crow, I shouldn’t have been unable to recognize the nine-tailed fox. B said: “The last unicorn is
The one that the eldest lady is interested in?" A said: "Yes, that's him." B said: "What is he dressed like? He looks like a nouveau riche..."
Not to mention the whispers among the Qilin people, when Qixun saw Nezha arriving, he quickly stepped forward to greet him, "Three..."
"Ahem." Na Mao reminded Qi Xun not to reveal his identity. Falling in love with Cherry must be against the rules of heaven, but the interesting thing about the rules of heaven is that as long as you can't catch him, there's nothing he can do, just like some of the previous ones
In a big battle, as long as you are wrapped in a ragged face scarf, it means that "you are not yourself" and it doesn't matter how you fight.
As long as he is caught without being held down on the spot, Nao is now a phantom body. Even if many people know who he is, as long as his cover-up is not broken on the spot, then he and Cherry will be fine together, and it is not considered a crime.
Tian Tiao. Of course, if there is a complete chain of evidence that makes it impossible for him to quibble, then he will definitely not be able to escape the crime.
"Oh oh oh! Mr. Mao, thank you for coming." Qi Xun was smart and immediately understood what Nezha meant. "The crow is...? Isn't it dead?"
"Humph!" Na Ma casually threw the crow to the ground, without explaining anything, and sat directly on the Yuan Kun statue to wait for departure.
Qi Xun was a little confused, "What's going on? Why does the Third Prince seem so angry?" He picked up the bloody crow and patted his head, "Wake up, wake up! Birdman, what's wrong with you?
?" After shouting for many times, there was no response. He could only give up temporarily and turned to look at the fox placed on the ground by Luo Shen, "Swing, you..."
"Gulu..." Before Qi Xun could ask the question, Swing burped. Well, the strong smell of alcohol came out of her mouth, almost making Mr. Pavilion Master return to his original shape. The little fox opened his eyes slightly,
He looked around, smiled silly, and manipulated his tail to pull Bing Yi in Luo Shen's arms.
He fell to the ground and uttered all kinds of nonsense: "Brother Bing, don't talk nonsense! Drink! Keep drinking! You're a fool! As the old saying goes, wine is your father's food and your mother's. It's better to drink to death than to die violently.
Don't pretend to be a grandson in your wife's arms, and continue drinking quickly... The relationship between us brothers, you don't want to drink? As the saying goes
, a cup of brotherhood, two cups of brotherhood, three bowls and four bottles of drink, the king of heaven is my brother... drink it quickly! It's real! Look at me, how real! As the old saying goes, five or two or six taels moistens your throat.
, rinse your mouth with seven or eight catties, and let’s drink nine or ten jars all night. When it comes to wine alone, Hongjun is not my match.
Hands! Drink, keep drinking!" The fox seemed to be still immersed in a banquet, "Tell you, Brother Bing! Don't play tricks on me! Feed me to death! Don't raise fish! Who dares to do that in the northeast of us?
If you're being naughty, that's a shame! You've lost your mind! Drink, we'll stop as soon as we're drunk!"
The Bingyi who was lying on the ground struggled for a long time before turning over, lying on his back, and said in a daze: "I won't drink anymore~ I won't drink anymore~ Xiao Yuzi, I won't drink anymore! I really can't drink anymore! I didn't expect that!
, Xiaoyuzi, you are really good at drinking. You are worthy of being a girl from Qingqiu Mountain in the Northeast! You are awesome! I’m convinced! I won’t drink anymore...”
"No~ ok, ok, ok, ok..." Even though he couldn't speak clearly, he spoke clearly, saying that he was going to fight with his wife. The little fox took out a beer bottle from his bag and pointed it at Bingyi, "Are you looking down on girls?
~!Isn’t it! Brother Bing, don’t you see?
Get up on the big swing at my old Yu's house!" The girl slapped the wine bottle on her head, and her head was bleeding. "Brother Bing, drink! Hurry up! If you dare not drink, sister, I will kill myself today.
Smash to death!" The reason why she bleeds emotionally is because of this.
"Hey! Don't~ sister, don't~" Looking at the swing and taking out a few more bottles, Bingyi quickly grabbed the wine bottle, "Okay~ okay! Our pretty girls said so, so brother, I won't be suitable if I don't drink anymore.
! Look at the little whirlpool of the Yellow River!" He popped the wine bottle into his mouth and quickly turned it a few times. The wine in the bottle was spinning and going into his throat. It was indeed like a whirlpool in the water.
"Brother Bing is so funny! From now on, you are my biological brother! If anything happens in the future, don't forget my sister. She will always be there for you! She will go through fire and water without hesitation! Whoever dares to mess with my brother and sister, let him be fucked!" The swing rolled up its nine tails.
He picked up nine wine bottles and poured wine into his mouth, "Look, girl, I'll give you a Kowloon spit!"
The two of them sat on the ground and started drinking without even ordering peanuts.
What a mess! What a dead crow! Two wine men! Plus an angry Nezha! Qixun wanted to ask Luo Shen, but he hesitated for a long time and didn’t dare to speak, so he had to hold his chest up and raise his head to pretend to be aloof.
Zhizhi: "Hey! What the hell is going on?!"
In order to make a good appearance in front of the Qilin tribe today, Zhizhi had to dress up for a long time, wearing brocade clothes and long gowns with jade belts. It was so... so awkward and awkward. The young man spent a long time online searching "how to pretend to be a member of the upper class".
Have you studied for a long time?
Learn, just remember to "look at people with your nose", so keep your head raised. After hearing Qixun's question, Zijin Qilin used his soul to communicate: "Oh~ Dear Sir Qixun, are you asking me?
?" Why does it sound a bit like the way a little cuckold talks?
"Oh~ Sir Qixun, that's it." Zhizhi said, "In the morning, Mr. Yuniaoren said a few inappropriate words out of jealousy... ahem, jealousy of the sincere love between Mr. Nao and Miss Cherry.
, which made Mr. Nao unhappy and got beaten up. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it was exciting.
, super beautiful. Much more cruel than my mother-in-law! It’s more than addicting!” It was obvious that Xiao Zhizhi loved watching crows being beaten, and he didn’t pretend to be “elegant” in the following sentences. “As for the Jade Swing Girl, she has been there since
I had a drinking contest with Mr. Bingyi days ago, and it lasted until this morning. It’s pretty good that I didn’t drink myself to death.”
Yes! Qixun is convinced! The daily life of the crow and the fox is really "so happy".